Recent content by atlbraves

What comes after full retard?

Phil Simms went full retard last night caping for Gabbert.

Shaken 2

I like what Kaepernick did because it made people think, even for a moment, how they reconcile "other countries hate us for our freedom" with "if you like to exercise your freedom, why don't you just git out?!" Don't care why he did it.

Markakis at 1B? OK...

I agree @Mr. Radpants he's a bust. It sucks but you can't really deny it.

Bat is ready, advanced approach. I wouldn't scout the stat line too much.

"NL strategy" is bullshit. Oh, gotta remove the pitcher for a pinch-hitter in the later innings. Gotta make a double-switch that everybody in the stadium saw coming. This is chess, not checkers. It takes brilliant tactical minds like Fredi Gonzalez and Mike Matheny to manage REAL baseball.

Assuming those are real, I'm almost certain the RA Dickey one would go reasonably viral if you sent it to Deadspin/Fangraphs/etc.

RUSS