2019 MINSHEW

[Hollywood]

I didn't see the game last night, were they the color rush unis?

 

[Hollywood]

Cam, ur standing in ur own end zone. Get rid of the ball.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The Redskins might not win another game

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Man, RedZone makes Sundays fun again. The Giants need to hurry up and intercept Kirk Cousins so the can put the final nail in the shitass FORESKINZ season.

Blake Bortless is a goddamn bum.

 

[kella]

Bortles with an end over end pass

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I bet on the Jags and Vikes

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I bet on the Jags and Vikes

To lose and not cover the spread, right?

 

[bruin]

chiefs and dodgers at 1:00 today.

dodgers could clinch in vin scully's last home game.

chiefs not play like ass?

not enough coke for the feels.

 

[Bmack]

At this dolphins game in Deloitte suite.

Still sweating my ass off.

Excited for chicken bites (not quite fingers @Wuf )

 

[Bmack]

Question just asked: "it's only at half that they switch sides right"

No every quarter.

"So it's just college that only switched at half"

No.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Question just asked: "it's only at half that they switch sides right"

No every quarter.

"So it's just college that only switched at half"

No.

Please tell me this is some needledick white guy with a South Carolina belt.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

South Carolina belt for reference:

 

[kella]

The Lions are truly abysmal

 

[Hollywood]

Someone needs to tell the refs in Charlotte that nobody paid to hear them talk after every play.

 

[Bmack]

Please tell me this is some needledick white guy with a South Carolina belt.

Male female combo questioners.

Also on recent pick 6 thrown by Steve taneyhills son "is that a dolphins touchdown?"

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Male female combo questioners.

Also on recent pick 6 thrown by Steve taneyhills son "is that a dolphins touchdown?"

Reminds me of when I used to sit in the Lexus Club at Nats Park. This woman with at least half a mil in plastic surgery, after asking if I was a member of the FORESKINZ, asked me "those seats over there [pointing to the bullpen], do they come with in seat service? Do you have to wear a uniform to sit there?"

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

My little brother Richie Incognito getting some love for his OLine play. Some with some photo skills put my face on this:

 

[kella]

I see that Caldwell has gifted Jim Bob Cooter with Joe Lombardi's old playbook full of runs for 0 and -1 yards

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

There isn't enough money, cocaine, and/or mac and cheese to get me to live in Jacksonville but a couple of them cheerleaders down there got some sweet booties for the sub-size 6 set.

 

[Wolfman21]

Thank heavens the redskins didnt give cousins a huge contract this past offseason

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Thank heavens the redskins didnt give cousins a huge contract this past offseason

I must have prayed the rosary 200 times and lit at least 1,000 candles hoping that would happen but I'm happy they franchised him and he's crashed back to earth now that they're playing teams that aren't trash.

FAIL TO THE FORESKINZ, SMOKING DICK FOR OL' DC! FAIL TO THE FORESKINZ, FOURTH PLACE UNTIL THE END OF DAYS.

 

[Wolfman21]

I must have prayed the rosary 200 times and lit at least 1,000 candles hoping that would happen but I'm happy they franchised him and he's crashed back to earth now that they're playing teams that aren't trash.

FAIL TO THE FORESKINZ, SMOKING DICK FOR OL' DC! FAIL TO THE FORESKINZ, FOURTH PLACE UNTIL THE END OF DAYS.

The giants and cowboys are definitely still trash. He just sucks

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

The giants and cowboys are definitely still trash. He just sucks

Eh, that whole division is awful. The Cowboiz are going to pound my poor Bears like a $2 whore tonight and I can't wait. Hopefully Cutler retires at halftime and everyone at Halas Hall gets shot into the sun afterward.

 

[Wuf]

Panthers look like shit

 

[atlbraves]

Cam Newton dons MLK shirt in response to Charlotte unrest

 

[Bmack]

There isn't enough money, cocaine, and/or mac and cheese to get me to live in Jacksonville but a couple of them cheerleaders down there got some sweet booties for the sub-size 6 set.

Yea this dolphins cheerleader dance routine is enticing me to a post game tootsies stop

 

[goblue96]

LOLSkins

 

[Rutgers Mike]

fuck the Redskins, go Giants

 

[goblue96]

Fuck the redskins. Fuck the Giants. Go Giant Meteor.

 

[silverwheels]

go sterling shepard

 

[adchester]

What kind of penalty was that on MN? Literally didn't even touch him lol

 

[Bmack]

This Miami dolphins song is the worst

 

[Hollywood]

Cam playing like shit, holding onto the ball forever.

 

[silverwheels]

well, as long as he has fun

 

[silverwheels]

Minnesota's defense is legit, though.

 

[Hollywood]

There are flags after every goddamn play.

 

[Hollywood]

Panthers have mailed it in and so will I. Time for hibachi steak.

 

[adchester]

I like how spiking the ball was a "delay of game" when it bounced directly into the ref's arms

 

[Rutgers Mike]

throw that targeting flag refs.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Good job getting ejected dumbass.

 

[Karl Hungus]

@kella

Marvin Jones, damn.

 

[PSUEagle]

Kubiak da gaw

 

[Rutgers Mike]

@kella

Marvin Jones, damn.

Had him on both my fantasy teams. Profit.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Oh you fucking dumbass Giants. Block a punt and get a personal foul. WTF?

 

[kella]

@kella

Marvin Jones, damn.

He's kind of dumb (see not getting OOB week 1) but he's pretty good.

Classic Lions yet again. Dick around the entire first half, dig a huge hole, then fall just short of equalizing. This is a microcosm of their seasons typically. Be 3-8, win final 5 games, don't get a top pick because of it.

 

[kella]

What is with idiotic white people dancing to wedding songs at tailgates?

http://deadspin.com/heres-an-eagles-fan-wearing-a-trump-mask-getting-hit-in-1787060884

It's too bad that roll wasn't a bowling ball. Fuck that guy to the moon.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Fuck Eagles fans

 

[kingssc]

Bortles is terrible. 1 minute left and 1 timeout, throws a 5 yard checkdown to run clock, then doesn't get rid of the football and takes a 10 yard sack

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Sat down to catch the end of the Redskins game. Two plays and twelve commercials later...

 

[Travis7401]

Oh babby, Bortles with the garbage time 3rd pick of the day. 0-3! With 6 INTS on the season! What a start to the season for BORTLES WATCH!