Karl Hungus
Here to fix the cable
Because he's playing in Italy. He'd be much better suited to Germany or the UK. Milan is very near Croatia so he probably plays there to be close to his family rather than making the most of his talents.
It works out well for Brozovic
Well, aside from that time he missed practice because he was "ill" but then was spotted that same day on the gram hanging out with two models and/or prostitutes at some Croatian resort.