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hayvis gonna hammer into these shit for brains EURO 2021 or is it 2020, who fucking knows. Where Ingerlish dreams will finally come true. Or not

Hachiko

The Akita on Utopia
Dear Germany and Munich and Bayern,

Just light up the colours any way you want. Ceferin can get smoked. He will do nothing. Because he is nothing.

Signed,

The Hachiko!
 

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
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Scotland are a shockingly FUN and competent team. They were complete BUMS just a few years ago. Even USA used to routinely walk all over them in friendlies.
 

bruin

Well-Known Member
Croatia bring nothing to the table. Come on, Scotland.


Wild saying that with them being wc finalists three years back
 

Karl Hungus

Here to fix the cable
The Croats were an old team three years ago. A lot of these guys should have retired from the national team after the WC. It's sad to watch them now.
 

OU11

Pleighboi
Utopia Moderator
Maybe the elderly Croats still need to Croat because there are no young Croats
 

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
Tip my cap on that one, nobody is gonna defend a header like that without fouling the guy
 

bruin228

Well-Known Member
NCAA Moderator
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hayvis

Will-Gnome Member
I think it’s more that they have to win a major tournament at some point, and this 2020 Euro in 2021 would be the shortest celebratory period possible before the go on another 50+ year drought.

The psychological block that Ingerland have would make them prime candidates to 'do a Spain though and start winning all the time. You can't just close Pandora's box again.
 

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
Slovakia Spain seems like a game destined to have 2 shots on target all match
 

Yankee151

Hot Girl Summer
Oof, with that 93 minute goal Spain goes to the hard side of the bracket while Sweden goes to the easy side. Freest path ever to the final for France
 

kella

Low IQ fat ass with depression and anxiety
Staff member
Administrator
Operations
That was an amazing VAR check. It took 20 seconds.
 

Yankee151

Hot Girl Summer
There's gonna be a super cool graph-thing of how the group positions changed over these 90 minutes. Probably not done yet either
 

Yankee151

Hot Girl Summer
Wheels reverse jynxing Hungary is sad, but it's worth it for Germany-England, which promises to be the most boring matchup in Euros history
 

Travis7401

Douglass Tagg
Community Liaison
@Travis7401 said England would the whole thing, so we would have to beat Germany to do that, amirite? And Travis has never been wrong.

England gonna win it all in a fashion even less deserving than Greece did! It’ll be a bunch of 1-0 wins based entirely on own goals from their opposition!

England will go absolutely bonkers anyway and then they won’t make it out of the group stage in the 2022 World Cup
 
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