hayvis gonna hammer into these shit for brains EURO 2021 or is it 2020, who fucking knows. Where Ingerlish dreams will finally come true. Or not

[Karl Hungus]

Because he's playing in Italy. He'd be much better suited to Germany or the UK. Milan is very near Croatia so he probably plays there to be close to his family rather than making the most of his talents.

It works out well for Brozovic

Well, aside from that time he missed practice because he was "ill" but then was spotted that same day on the gram hanging out with two models and/or prostitutes at some Croatian resort.

 

[hayvis]

It works out well for Brozovic

Well, aside from that time he missed practice because he was "ill" but then was spotted that same day on the gram hanging out with two models and/or prostitutes at some Croatian resort.

He's a defensive midfielder. Peresic is a winger. Of course a defensive midfielder is suited to the Italian league....

 

[bruin228]

Preemptively reposting this in the event of an attack from right wins Croatians

Is Poland in this?

 

[Yankee151]

Is Poland in this?

They play in 30 minutes!

 

[Karl Hungus]

He's a defensive midfielder. Peresic is a winger. Of course a defensive midfielder is suited to the Italian league....

The second half of that post is what mattered...

 

[bruin]

McManaman and Burley at the pub having a pint.

Really went out of the box for that segment

 

[hayvis]

Scots fans are amazingly drunk. Not that this is surprising, but it'll be fun to watch as the game goes on and they drink even more smuggled whiskey.

 

[hayvis]

Fucking hell, Harry Kane just announced he was 27. Just doesn't click in my head as he looks like he's approaching 40 (with the same speed).

 

[hayvis]

 

[bruin228]

Did our team win yet, @hayvis

 

[hayvis]

Did our team win yet, @hayvis

Of course not.

 

[Yankee151]

They play in 30 minutes!

I meant in 24 hours and 30 minutes, apparently!

 

[kella]

Fucking hell, Harry Kane just announced he was 27. Just doesn't click in my head as he looks like he's approaching 40 (with the same speed).

Him and Foden were both on the field at the same time. The 2 most British looking men on earth were standing 20 feet from each other for 60 minutes!

 

[kella]

It's a good thing England aren't playing their bright young attacking talent like Greenwood, Saka, etc. or they might be winning this game.

 

[OU11]

Adams has the Turkey spirit

 

[hayvis]

That was so England. Far too defensive, refusing to even take one of the two deep lying midfielders off later in the game. Now the press will be on their backs, sap the confidence, we'll limp through to the knockouts then get beaten on penalties because we'll try not to lose..

 

[bruin]

Chibob livid right now lolol

 

[kella]

That was so England. Far too defensive, refusing to even take one of the two deep lying midfielders off later in the game. Now the press will be on their backs, sap the confidence, we'll limp through to the knockouts then get beaten on penalties because we'll try not to lose..

 

[hayvis]

It is fucking mesmerising that we manage to do the same thing every time. It's not like there's any doubt. We will draw the next game, and then limp through, maybe then have a knockout win, then get beaten on penalties because we tried too hard not to lose. Southgate is soooo Ingerlish.

 

[hayvis]

Chibob livid right now lolol

He's surprised and in disbelief at this point. Didn't see it coming.

 

[hayvis]

Southgate post match ""If you can't win the game you have to make sure you don't lose". Completely oblivious to how he's setting himself up for failure.

 

[bruin228]

Of course not.

 

[hayvis]

Welcome aboard flight Ingerland 2021. We expect turbulence immediately after takeoff and to be crashing into the sea at some point before the semi final.

No change in this at all.

 

[silverwheels]

France blows.

 

[hayvis]

France blows.

They're never that great. Even when they win tournaments they never set it alight.

 

[kella]

 

[bruin]

Twellman just been going in on Germany lol.

They should move the final to Budapest too.

 

[adchester]

Orale Germanos

 

[kella]

This game is wild

 

[hayvis]

I don't understand why these teams don't put on another defensive midfielder each and try not to lose.

 

[Yankee151]

Hi Portugal fan here, I saw Ronaldo score at 15 minutes and just got back and heard 4 more goals were scored, who else on Portugal scored??

 

[silverwheels]

Didn’t think Germany had this in them.

 

[Yankee151]

Gundogan comes off
Portugal instantly score

what else can we say, HERManos??? @bruin @bruin228

 

[hayvis]

I want to move to Germany. They win footballs and make the best vaccines.

 

[hayvis]

It'as also so easy to get a good contractor in Germany, people put new bathrooms and kitchens in when they rent an apartment. I also drove a wreck of a car there once and a garage just fixed everything on it overnight for next to no extra on top of the exhaust I was having fitted. They just do stuff without fuss.

 

[bruin]

Twellman pretty quiet in the second half about lackluster Germany.

Am pulling for Portugal too this tourney @Yankee151 miss Cancelo
No Nani. But Pepe ffs.

Final day in the group should DELIVER

 

[kella]

Spain are so boring. But I was spoiled by the first 2 games.

 

[Yankee151]

Morata missing a sitter, shocker

 

[kella]

This is a stupid penalty anyway. It didn't impact the cross at all.

 

[kella]

All the Spain players look like they got their haircuts at sport clips in 60 seconds. Wtf

 

[hayvis]

FUCKING LOVE SZCZESNY

 

[kella]

FUCKING LOVE SZCZESNY

Wtf is he doing haha. Never change Szczesny

 

[Yankee151]

FERRAN with a beautiful pass!

Too bad it was to Morata :gun2head:

 

[kella]

Del Pierro is a real one. So is Coleman. How come ESPN gets these guys and forces BUMS like Ale Moreno on us?

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Lol Turkey. Dark horse my ass.

 

[adchester]

Turkey is total booty lmao

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Turkey and Russia: doing less with more (population)

 

[kella]

Vermaelen?

 

[DeadMan]

He's gotta be 35 by now, right?

 

[DeadMan]

He's 35 and playing in Japan? And starting in the Euros for Belgium? What the fuck.