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2059 Season Thread
- Thread starter TonyGin&Juice
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0-6 swept by buffalo and Roosevelt injured? Time to tank
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Katz are off to a 11-0 start? Looks like Devin Smith and his 8 HRs (!) is working himself into getting shipped out of town for a 7th rounder. MOUNT 500 BABBY.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Lloyd Carr
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buffalo with a winning record?
vroom vroom!
vroom vroom!
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Only in the 1-1 lottery.
Mr. Radpants
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Buffalol > NDR
The Curse of Sal Lynch, apparently. He hit like .100 last week in his DH spot duty due to injury
I'm a little concerned because Douglass in unhappy right now for some reason, but everyone else is between good and great so things will turn around once I start throwing Douglass in the starting lineup to appease him.
One exciting thing about having injuries is that it gives me a chance to give a WBL opportunity to one of my beloved SPREADSHEET WARRIOR BUMS.
WELCOME AVERAGE DAN, Nearly everything about you is Yellow, but you are starting to hit well in AAA and you can cover 1B and 3B so UP YOU COME
WELCOME AVERAGE DAN, Nearly everything about you is Yellow, but you are starting to hit well in AAA and you can cover 1B and 3B so UP YOU COME
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Guy couldn't even bang the Miami 3s my $10M man is turning away.
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Wooly
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Look at Moscow, already 9-8 and looking for a .500+ year. @Soonerfan09 you should write Putin and let him know of the glory you are bringing to the Muscovites.
AVERAGE DAN with 3 HRS in his first week including a player of the game award against BUFFALO! Riggers return the favor this week with a CLEAN SWEEP OF BUFFALO
http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com/game/lgreports//box_scores/game_box_162.html
Today is ur day Average Dan, I salute you.
http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com/game/lgreports//box_scores/game_box_162.html
Today is ur day Average Dan, I salute you.
Mr. Radpants
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*Buffalol
Mr. Radpants
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To me Dublin just peaked too early to me
Soonerfan09
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Fred and Munir have been huge upgrades over KEN COLEMAN (INTANGIBLE Hall of WOAT) and DH that can't hit BRENT MCBRIDE.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Moscow needs some of these kids I have down on the farm looking for a shot at the WBL.
Wooly
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Good to see Fred playing well.
Valentine has been solid in relief, and I got a good group of IFA players.
Win win trades for the win.
That hurt to lose, my Turkey MOUNTAINS dropped from 1st place all the way down to barely on mount .500. When I saw his Fonkert's nickname I thought he'd have a good bat but as it turns out "BIG STICK" means "Crutches"
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Swept by UK? FIRE SALE TIME BABBY.
NML
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Must've been that bulletin board material you gave us the other day.
Soonerfan09
Well-Known Member
Lost 5/7 to Istanbul and Berlin.
Two games out of MOUNT .500.
Two games out of MOUNT .500.
The Fact that he's still wearing a rigger uniform makes it hurt so much worse when I see news articles about FELIPE FLORES. Averaged <.240 for the riggers... averages like .340 for AMD
http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com/game/lgreports//players/player_5270.html
http://utopia.allsimbaseball9.com/game/lgreports//players/player_5270.html
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
They put him on that juice.
doh
THANK YOU Dermott McHeshi
As I said before.. they should make it like the old NCAA games where you could basically put no budget into "compliance" and risk cheating for better players.
You'd have options on juicing scouting/level of giving players juice/players who might be more likely to juice. You get better numbers but risk 50/100/life suspensions.
READ THIS INDY DEVS.
You'd have options on juicing scouting/level of giving players juice/players who might be more likely to juice. You get better numbers but risk 50/100/life suspensions.
READ THIS INDY DEVS.
The proper response to Doh is "FUCK YOU"
doh
THANK YOU Dermott McHeshi
I think Bug has settled the $116m debate... @jdlikewhoa
Mr. Radpants
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Worst baseball era.
Caught this on the radio today...
Must be a good sign?
Must be a good sign?
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Clearly watching some of THESE BUMS (Braun, Gio Gonzalez, Taylor Teagarden, Ryan Zimmerman, Grandal) try and juice and still be BUMS is preferable to a jacked up Barry "Can't Touch This" Bonds looking like a legit NFL middle linebacker? Cracker please.
Mr. Radpants
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Zero chance Zim juiced. You don't juice and peak at 25 and then watch your career spiral.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
No, none of them are, really, I just find it funny these guys juiced and still weren't as good as the juicers that looked like NFL linebackers in the '90s and '00s.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
Zero chance Zim juiced.
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
It's okay YankeeCane, we did better than I thought we would
Swept by UK and another long term injury 
Looks like hearing Paul Simon was not a good omen for the riggers.
Looks like hearing Paul Simon was not a good omen for the riggers.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Foot arthritis? Hopefully that ain't THE GOUT or you gonna die b.
TonyGin&Juice
Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
Swept BEEFALO and took two of three from False Bay? Randy Gadd up to 8 HRs on the season already? Damn babby, we looking good and we still got terribad pitching.
Berlin and Little Rock are next? Damn, we gonna be way about .500 after this next sim.
Berlin and Little Rock are next? Damn, we gonna be way about .500 after this next sim.
No I only get gout in my toe. This is in the ankle.