Welcome to Iowa Football...
Where our kick returners think they're QBs
Where our QBs don't know what they are
Where the only guy who knows how to tackle is a fucking CB
Where if anything on offense shows even the slightest hope of being effective, we immediately stop doing it
Where the occasional talented player goes to languish on the sideline, while slow white kids get PT because they "work hard"
Where if it's modern, it's evil and must be crushed
...Welcome to Iowa Football. Hope you enjoy it here, because nobody else fucking does.