That win against Marseilles landed 7 of my players on TOTW
How did Valbuena get injured, you might ask? Mr. Manager is rumored to have encountered him at a party last weekend... Valbuena was just minding his own business, playing polish horseshoes, when Mr. Manager decided to seize the opportunity. Fortunately, a paparazzi caught the whole thing on film and we finally have the answer for the Size vs Technique debate. @chibob
Valbuena is out for the season with a broken spine.
As conclusive as posting facebook posts about how cool you are can be. Which is to say, VERY conclusive.
As scientific as the Bible in Oklahoma
Once we get paper, I'll be sure to do that.
Fucking a guy in the ass and giving him a reach around would require some Zeek like Pterodactyl arms
Stade Rennais finish 2nd in league with guy who has never played before as manager? You playing on that Lugnutt difficulty?
In May of 2006, armed only with a glittering virtual career on Football Manager 2005 and limited success in charge of a local under-11s team, then-25-year-old John Boileau made the leap and applied — with tongue firmly in cheek — to become the new manager of Middlesbrough Football Club. Below are his covering letter and CV as sent to the club's chairman and owner, multi-millionaire Steve Gibson. Also below is Gibson's fantastic response.
Oh, I meant to add - I can't really hear you on the video, Travis, but the sound of the game is pretty loud. You may want to turn up the mic volume.