Season Preview - Rumors of Debauchery... Is Mr. Manager Drinking again?
While Mr. Manager won the hearts and minds of both the Stade Rennais board and Stade Rennais fans last season with their improbable French Cup win and 2nd place finish in Ligue 1, all my not be well at whatever French town Stade Rennais are actually located in. You may recall that Mr. Manager actually destroyed the historic French Cup when he dropped it from the 20th story balcony of the hotel where the victory party was being held, in an effort to "motivate" the players for their remaining Ligue 1 games. Despite his winning ways, the Board of Directors for Stade Rennais were forced to issue him an ultimatum: Stop drinking or you're out.
Mr. Manager claims to have "quit the booze, Randy" but insiders point to a series of rash decisions, erratic behavior, and near obsessive clutching of his water bottle as signs that Mr. Manager may still be on the sauce. This off season, Mr. Manager allowed ligue 1 leading goal scorer and team MVP, Nelson Oliviera, to return to Sporting, despite the Board of directors begging Mr. Manager to pay his release fee of $9m. Mr. Manager also forced out Feret, Pitropia, and Toivionen; meaning that he's run 90% of last year's goal production out of the club. Some say he was raving "Wages, MUST SLASH WAGES" as he sold Toivonen for a mere $6m, while the board of directors assumed they could get nearly 3 times that amount for such a player, in an alternate (Canadian) universe. Many fans have begun to question the board for giving him so much authority over transfers.
Among other indiscretions, Mr. Manager is also accused of firing air-soft guns at the youth players. After a 3-0 win in a friendly, Mr. Manager screamed "IF YOU WANT TO CROWN THEIR ASS, THEN CROWN THEIR ASS" before storming out of the locker room, leaving the players befuddled. With hopes for Stade Rennais at historic highs due to Mr. Manger's eccentric, but winning ways, are we about to see a descent into madness?