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Week 1 Thread - Presented by The City (MTV 2 Marathon is on)
- Thread starter bruin
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silverwheels
PLAY LA BAMBA BABY
What the fuck
Yankee151
Hot Girl Summer
Which pronouns go to whom in this post, for starters. (Love the capitlization of hisself though)
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Anyone know which game Joel Klatt is announcing this weekend?
bruin
Well-Known Member
I'd guess FAU/OU with GUS since they are the #1 team for the network.
Bob Wischusen and Brock HUARD @bruin228 @Yankee151 will be on the call for Cinci/UCLA.
Why exactly 7 maxims doe? Cut it off at 5 or extend it to 10!
Suggested Maxims to cut:
3. Bitching about bad breaks? Maybe you should stop making mistakes (Maxim 1) and the "breaks" wouldn't go against you. Just try being better instead!
6. The kicking game? DON'T CARE. Save the practice time and resolve to Go for 2, never punt and squib kick every kickoff and you'd be better off. If you never practice punting you'll never be tempted in game. You can always have ur QB surprise punt anyway, you can teach anyone to rugby kick a line drive in 10 minutes and they work amazingly if you kick them with ur QB and the other team doesn't put a returner back.
Suggested Maxims to add if you want to get to 10:
8. Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
9. Take the (insert opponent)to... me?... @bruin
10. If you make fewer mistakes than your opponent (1) but you are still losing because the breaks go against you (3) just wait for the re-sim.
Suggested Maxims to cut:
3. Bitching about bad breaks? Maybe you should stop making mistakes (Maxim 1) and the "breaks" wouldn't go against you. Just try being better instead!
6. The kicking game? DON'T CARE. Save the practice time and resolve to Go for 2, never punt and squib kick every kickoff and you'd be better off. If you never practice punting you'll never be tempted in game. You can always have ur QB surprise punt anyway, you can teach anyone to rugby kick a line drive in 10 minutes and they work amazingly if you kick them with ur QB and the other team doesn't put a returner back.
Suggested Maxims to add if you want to get to 10:
8. Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
9. Take the (insert opponent)to... me?... @bruin
10. If you make fewer mistakes than your opponent (1) but you are still losing because the breaks go against you (3) just wait for the re-sim.
It works amazingly well, especially when you're a NEVER PUNT team. The only "punt" play we used when I corched was just a shotgun rollout pass/quick kick option. If the receiver was wide open for some reason, the QB was allowed to throw the ball to him. If the receiver was covered, he would rugby kick it trying to get it to go as far as possible. I mean it's even better in high school where ur QB is almost always the best atholete anyway, but I guarantee a college QB was probably the type who won the punt/pass/kick competition as a kid as well, I bet they could rugby kick it 30-40 yards and get another 20-30 yards on bounces with no returner...
The only time I'd be skeptical would be in the pros with some goober QB, I'd hate to see Jay Cutler or Peyton try to punt, lol...
I believe this is how you get a re-sim when the breaks in the sim go against you.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
That's the number one Fox game this week? Woof. Would have guessed North Carolina at California or even Texas-Maryland on FS1 after looking at the lineup. Could even be Akron at Nebraska since thats in primetime.
Edit: Fox site says they are doing the Thursday night OK State game, and then Oklahoma Saturday, so I guess @bruin @bruin228 was right
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coogrfan
Well-Known Member
Mr. Radpants
Trog Five Standing By
She was reciting The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Yankee151
Hot Girl Summer
adchester
A-1 From Day 1
All time greatest of all time?
Irishman
Ur
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
I agree
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Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
It don’t need to be week 1 of college football to get tacos for lunch. I’ll probably wait til Saturday night doe.
I just remember I was with several other people and we all yelled "he's Colombian you idiot" almost simultaneously. It strikes me that Bob Griese may have well known JPM was Colombian, but just thought all brown spanish speakers were associated with tacos.
NORMA is fully prepped for her first game, so I figure I should update ya'll on the results of her off-season training!
Here were her stats on the first day of off-season training:
Weight: 36 lbs - Emaciated
40 yard dash: DNF - too scared
Box Jump: 0" - too scared
Medical Issues: Massive infection from spay surgery
Before Photos:
Hiding under my desk when she was supposed to run her 40 yard dash -
Hiding in the corner being afraid instead of completing her Box Jump -
Here were her stats from her final workout:
Weight: 48 lbs (+12 lbs lean muscle)
40 yard dash: Observed 4.6 seconds when following "come" command with chicken as reward... Estimated 3.8 seconds when chasing a rabbit
Box Jump: Observed 34" into bed of my pickup... Estimate 38" when leaping after a squirrel
Medical Issues: Grass allergies
After Photo:
Confident after chasing @Yankee151 into the neighborhood pond and drowning him.
Here were her stats on the first day of off-season training:
Weight: 36 lbs - Emaciated
40 yard dash: DNF - too scared
Box Jump: 0" - too scared
Medical Issues: Massive infection from spay surgery
Before Photos:
Hiding under my desk when she was supposed to run her 40 yard dash -
Hiding in the corner being afraid instead of completing her Box Jump -
Here were her stats from her final workout:
Weight: 48 lbs (+12 lbs lean muscle)
40 yard dash: Observed 4.6 seconds when following "come" command with chicken as reward... Estimated 3.8 seconds when chasing a rabbit
Box Jump: Observed 34" into bed of my pickup... Estimate 38" when leaping after a squirrel
Medical Issues: Grass allergies
After Photo:
Confident after chasing @Yankee151 into the neighborhood pond and drowning him.
DeadMan
aka spiker or DeadMong
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
bruin
Well-Known Member
Chip just announced Wilton Speight as the starting QB. @bruin228 @Yankee151 @mightybruin
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
save DTR's redshirt, play him last 3 and bowl. Profit.
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
I like that UConn brought back the Edsall era helmets
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
He dead?
Rutgers Mike
Dr. Sad
Randy Edsall rocking some transition lenses on the sidelines.
NML
Well-Known Member
The block C is sexy
Pindell could be decent if he didn’t have the decision making of Tanner Lee
NML
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I thought they were decent last year under Lashlee. Wish he would’ve stayed around because I bet he’ll kill it at SMU
Also ur clearly forgetting those Dan Orvlosky years