Week 1 Thread - Lightning Crashes

[goblue96]

A group of Houston fans just came in to the restaurant. Should we kick them out?

Yes.

 

[silverwheels]

And of course they all ordered like a bunch of assholes.

 

[Brick]

herbert is looking like robo qb so far. that 10 point swing though may come back to bite them.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[kella]

Sorry brick but I'm rooting for annoying CROOTIN SHOES corches to go 0-for today

 

[Brick]

it's still early in the game, but there is a 90% chance clownzano lazily ties this into some shitty analogy to guide his column about this game

 

[Brick]

btw the guy he is quoting is the OG DONE DEAL dude who wrote the article about the pac-16.

 

[bruin228]

Sorry brick but I'm rooting for annoying CROOTIN SHOES corches to go 0-for today

Pretty sure that's what Brick wants

 

[bruin]

200 pushups a day keep the moobs away

bruin/logged on hermanos

Going full trog and wearing a conference of champions tye dye cutoff shirt

And Oregon just fumbled fuuuuuu

Verde simmerin atm
Last summer nights ..

 

[Bmack]

Bobby Hebert's son with a big turnover.

 

[Brick]

that dropped td pass, missed chip shot, and fumble are proof god hates CROOTIN SHOES because oregon should be running away with this.

 

[bruin228]

Auburn will win despite playing like utter dogshit for 98% of the game

I saw this show last year

 

[bruin228]

They misspelled the GOD Kevin Craft's name @bruin @Yankee151

 

[Brick]

yes, john. literally anyone who is familiar with football.

 

[silverwheels]

Mizzou losing to Wyoming, LOL.

 

[Yankee151]

I feel like it says something about me that I only watch the games where a good team is losing to a buncha scrubs in these first few OOC weeks, but fuck it I'ma keep going

 

[Rutgers Mike]

I feel like it says something about me that I only watch the games where a good team is losing to a buncha scrubs in these first few OOC weeks, but fuck it I'ma keep going

I gotta good one for you next week. FS1 at Noon ET

 

[bruin]

They misspelled the GOD Kevin Craft's name @bruin @Yankee151

fucking DICKS

 

[bruin228]

Mizzou losing to Wyoming, LOL.

SEC SEC SEC

 

[bruin]

They misspelled the GOD Kevin Craft's name @bruin @Yankee151

misspelled his name while not mentioning he threw 3/4? first half picks?? why not just kick us in the balls some more phaggots lol

Neu's debut and at half the infamous "punting is winning" quote was revealed

I was there. Miss those Glory days

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Had to turn the foozbawl off and turn on “Live PD”. Not enough beatings on the field for me to me.

 

[bruin228]

GORDO GORDO GORDO

 

[kella]

God damn you auburn. Haven't you seen this guy's tweets?

 

[bruin228]

It's incomprehensible people were picking Mizzou to win like 9 or 10 games. Did they forget who was running the offense?

 

[Hooblaa]

Wait, Syracuse is ranked? Why?

 

[Renegade]

Ouch. How did Wimbush look?

Garbage. Missed 5 wide open TD passes. True FR Dillon Gabriel will be the starter from here on out I think. Wimbush may get a chance against FAU this week to redeem himself, but if not, all Gabriel. Same HS as Milton and looks to have the same skills and moxie.

 

[Yankee151]

Corch Croot just spent a timeout faking a 4th down go-for-it, only to punt?

 

[bruin228]

GORDO looks like Graham Harrell material @bruin @Yankee151

 

[kella]

I'd auburns offense really handing it off to Whitlow and hoping he makes 5 guys miss?

 

[bruin228]

Did you not see BO go like 2 of 30?

 

[Brick]

a point of clarification - CORCH CROOT is marcus arroyo, the OC. he is the dude about to blow a game where the D is holding the opposing qb to 7 completions and 2 interceptions when he has a possible #1 overall pick at QB on his side.

 

[Yankee151]

Probably partially his call at least. What's the tag line for CRISTOBAL?

 

[kella]

This game has so many punts it should have been played on Sunday.

 

[Brick]

Probably partially his call at least. What's the tag line for CRISTOBAL?

inoffensive ceo figurehead who is a specialist in neither offense nor defense.

 

[Brick]

wow what a 3rd and 7 run attempt with an injured RB.

RECRUITS.CLICK

 

[bruin228]

a point of clarification - CORCH CROOT is marcus arroyo, the OC. he is the dude about to blow a game where the D is holding the opposing qb to 7 completions and 2 interceptions when he has a possible #1 overall pick at QB on his side.

GORDO > NASHNUL Oregon QB

 

[Yankee151]

CEOSTOBAL it is

 

[kella]

This game has so many punts it should have been played on Sunday.

 

[kella]

I also haven't seen so many poorly thrown check downs since that last game Alex Smith played (will ever play?) in. Herbert is a Heisman candidate??

 

[bruin228]

CEOSTOBAL it is

More like Siesta Ball, because this game is putting me to sleep

 

[Brick]

best offensive line in oregon history HARDNOSE with 91 yards on 28 carries. lamichael james usually had that before halftime.

 

[bruin228]

Herbert has 190 yards and a TD through 3 1/3 quarters

GORDO has 137 and 2 TDs through two drives

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Corch Croot just spent a timeout faking a 4th down go-for-it, only to punt?

We talking about Cristobal?

 

[bruin228]

That Oregon player who just gave the incomplete signal on a 10 yard run for a 1st on 3rd lol

csufirstdown.gif

 

[Southpaw]

Boy bands without dancing are just ok.

 

[Brick]

time for cristobal to take over playcalling from CORCH CROO.....oh wait he is an OL who just yells at them to hit harder all game.

 

[Yankee151]

Must be easy to gameplan for THE O by just running 2 defenders in the flats on each side

 

[Brick]

lol at running the clock out with a 1 point lead and 6:20 left when auburn has 3 TOs. GJGE

 

[Yankee151]

Another timeout down.

 

[Brick]

this backup QB coming in is the one who lead the twitter corch campaign to keep teh taggart THEM OVEMENT crootin class intact by keeping cristobal, mostly by using The Office memes. KILL ME PETE