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Completely Awful Nebraska Football Thread - LOL blackshits

TXHusker05

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Vindicated?
Who was persecuting you?
Every Nebraska fan on this board thought they'd lose today

E.

And p. Sure we all jumped off the Pelini bandwagon awhile ago. I did at least

I jumped off the Pelini bandwagon in Madison the first time Wisconsin ripped us a new one in 2011. I've been throwing tomatoes at the bandwagon ever since. Ohio State 2012, Big Ten Championship 2012, UCLA 2013, Minnesota 2013, Wisconsin again 2014. This is absurd. All anyone sees of Nebraska nationally is us getting our shit pushed in on national TV.

Bo needs to take a long walk off a short pier. Of course, I'm sure he'd scream at the bridge for being too short on the way down.
 

Dr. Shats Basoon

Closed mouths don't get fed
Smart man.
I held out until the 70-31 dismantling in the big ten championship. I'd fire him but Nebraska is a difficult job and coaches won't line up to replace him; especially if 9+ wins a season gets you fired. We are probably stuck with him at least through next year because of how bad the schedule is--barring complete meltdown.



Its pretty clearly a culture problem, they perform just fine until some stakes are on the line. usually do well until some adversity hits too. When it does they fold like origami
 

TXHusker05

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Smart man.
I held out until the 70-31 dismantling in the big ten championship. I'd fire him but Nebraska is a difficult job and coaches won't line up to replace him; especially if 9+ wins a season gets you fired. We are probably stuck with him at least through next year because of how bad the schedule is--barring complete meltdown.



Its pretty clearly a culture problem, they perform just fine until some stakes are on the line. usually do well until some adversity hits too. When it does they fold like origami

That's the absolute worst part about all of this. We are pretty much stuck in a college football wormhole. Pelini can't get us out the other side, but we are too far in to make changes and expect quick results. I don't know what we do. If we fire him, then what? If we keep him, we're just going to end up with year after year of this bullshit.

I've been wanting Pelini gone for 3 years and my top pick to replace him was Dan Mullen. The sad thing now is that Dan Mullen's Mississippi State program is miles beyond anything we have at Nebraska now so why the hell would someone like him want to come here? What options are left? At least 2-3 years ago we had some semblance of pride and tradition, it is 2014 and all the nation sees Nebraska as is a punchline. We earned that reputation too by getting steamrolled every time we had a big nationally televised game. What's next?

Try and find some up and coming coach from a non-Power 5 conference like a Jim McElwain? Try and pluck a lower level Power 5 head coach out from somewhere like a Steve Addazio? Retreat back to the stone age and hire someone like Craig Bohl? Try and hire a hot shot coordinator and get lucky like Scott Frost? I don't know what is left.

At this point, I just want Pelini gone and then figure it out. We can't keep going year after year of this shit. It is embarrassing and does more harm to the program than ANYTHING Bill Callahan ever did. At least during the Callahan years it was apathy, no one cared, we were just irrelevant. Now we are just a national punchline.
 
Pelini having another public meltdown would be the easiest way out. If he was fired that, I don't think Nebraska would have any problems finding a new head coach.
 

DeadMan

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You guys are really going to fire a coach who hasn't had anything worse than 9 wins in a season? Who exactly is going to come that would do any better?
 

Brick

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Not sure if trolling with the hoke stability ish.

9 wins is such a bullshit number though. He is a 6-4 coach. 3 noncon games mean nothing.

They just allowed the NCAA record for rushing in three quarters.

They get embarrassed at least once a year. They don't just lose poorly. Embarrassed.
 

DeadMan

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Yes, all that is true, but who is going to be better? You have a guy who wins at least 9 games a year, and you're going to throw that away for what will likely be an unknown. I don't think the next Urban Meyer is out there for Nebraska.

I mean, isn't this exactly the same thing as firing Frank Solich? I guess Solich at least won a conference title? That hasn't worked out for Nebraska at all.

My point is that you just can't throw away 9 wins and expect the next coach to be better. That's not how it works in most cases. Sure, you could hit on the next great thing, but it's more likely that you end up with a coach that's worse.

I think it's more likely that Pelini puts it together and wins a conference title or two than Nebraska firing a coach and that coach winning at least 9 game every year.
 

Brick

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"oh, I hope we win at least 9 games this year"

I don't think any nebraksa fan ever thinks that.

The only thing memorable about those seasons is the embarrassing losses or close misses.

He doesn't have a big win. He doesn't have a bcs bowl. He has never won the conference.

Whenever the first question you ask is "who can be better?" The corch is usually gone soon.

You were asking the same thing about hoke. I can search for almost that exact post.

I bet the list of corches who have won 10 games since Nebraska last did is a mile long and includes some objectively bad coaches. Cough hoke cough.

And like paw said. Not only are they embarrassing on the field, but their coach's behavior is embarrassing.

Get him the fuck out.
 

DeadMan

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Hoke went and took a huge dump this season. If he had won 8 games, I would have been fine with keeping him. That post is hilarious in hindsight because of how shitty Michigan turned out to be.

By the way, Pelini won 10 games literally 2 years ago.
 

DeadMan

aka spiker or DeadMong
That's why I called Oregon a nouveau riche program.

I'm just looking forward to when you fire Helfrich for two years of 8 wins and then Oregon goes back to what it's been historically. Then I call troll you with wanting to fire him after that.
 

Brick

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I'm not a homer like you fools actually connected to the school and disillusioned. I'll be here and won't be acting a fool.
 

DeadMan

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The only thing I'm saying is that coaches that win, on average, over 9 games a year aren't common. It's more likely that Nebraska takes a step backward if they fire Pelini.
 

Dr. Shats Basoon

Closed mouths don't get fed
The only thing I'm saying is that coaches that win, on average, over 9 games a year aren't common. It's more likely that Nebraska takes a step backward if they fire Pelini.
that's the conundrum.
He is an above average coach but he doesn't seem to be getting better at this point.

the team makes the same mistakes whenever they are in pressure situations. Turnovers, penalties etc.

His player's don't respect him; they fear him. They go into a shell when he screams at them and start to play timid and slow. Mistakes build and the game snowballs and it is out of control. it's like clock-work

there is plenty of talent there to work with
 

TXHusker05

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An empty 9 win season that results in no division championship, no conference championship, no significant bowl win is meaningless. What good is 9 wins when all anyone sees of your problems is you getting your shit pushed in on national television? Because that's Nebraska. We scrape by against garbage teams, we eek out the occasional tight win against a team we should beat and then any time we face a big time statement game shit like tonight happens.

If Nebraska still played in the Big 12, Pelini would have been fired years ago because those offenses would have Jameis'ed our defense in a backwoods midwestern motel room. At least in the Big 12 no one would have seen it happen, which coincidentally also qualifies for being Jameis'ed. We play in arguably the weakest division in the Power 5 conferences and are maybe, mayyyybe, the 3rd best team in it.

Is Nebraska really better off now than we were with Callahan? The defense is somehow worse, which I didn't think was possible, yet here we are. At least Callahan eventually trailed off to apathy. No expectations, no nothing. When Kansas dropped like 700 points on us, no one cared because Nebraska was just whatever. Pelini was supposed to fix that, he was supposed to reinvigorate a program and what do we have to show for it?

48-17 L in Madison
45-17 L in Ann Arbor
30-13 L in Orlando
63-38 L in Columbus
70-31 L in the Big Ten Championship
45-31 L in Orlando... again
41-21 L in Lincoln vs UCLA
34-23 L in Minneapolis against a fucking Gopher
41-28 L in Lincoln vs Michigan State
38-17 L in Lincoln vs Kirk Ferentz's wallet
59-24 L in Madison

That's just in 3 and a half seasons. This program is pathetic. They are mentally soft, not entirely unlike their head coach. They can run their mouths all they want, but when it comes time to step up and do something about it fold like a lawn chair. Half the team was on twitter this week bitching about no respect from the CFB Playoff Committee and instead of going out and making a statement, they stab themselves in the dick with a sharpened first down marker.

Then every other sideline shot of Bo Pelini is screaming at a player for not doing his job. It isn't the players any more, this is year 7 of the Bo Pelini era and the same offensive schemes are flummoxing defensive mastermind Bo Pelini. It is the same mistakes. That is scheme. I am so god damn tired of hearing the phrases "not executing" and "losing confidence" and "missed assignments" and "bad tackling" and "we have to respond better". You know what, do something about it for fucks sake. If you can't do it, we'll go get someone else who can. At least maybe then we wouldn't be the embarrassment of college football. A supposed defensive mastermind just gave up the single game all-time rushing record. By the way, Nebraska is now on the wrong end of both the all-time single game rushing record and all-time single game receiving record.

I have my own personal list for head coaching candidates, I've had one since 2011 when this bullshit with Pelini started, but a change has got to be made. We cannot keep going on and on with this. Empty 9 wins bracketing embarrassing losses is not better than we were 7 years ago, or 12 years ago.
 

DeadMan

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That 45-17 in Ann Arbor was ridiculous. The implosion by Nebraska was so epic. I was shocked at how much of a blowout that was.
 

TXHusker05

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That 45-17 in Ann Arbor was ridiculous. The implosion by Nebraska was so epic. I was shocked at how much of a blowout that was.

Right? I was there. I was so damn excited to go see a game in Ann Arbor, Nebraska vs Michigan, two titans of football and even though it was like 0 degrees and snowy I was fired up... and then we fumbled on like 4 straight drives and ended up getting steamrolled. Just one in a line of many.
 

GuyIncognito

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Id fire him just because he's a fucking gaping asshole. The only way I'd tolerate a douche canoe like him is if he was winning titles.

lol, this is where I'm at too.

But I do largely agree with Deadman, setting that aside. There's no inherent reason for Nebraska to be a great team. It's not good recruiting country, nobody wants to live in Nebraska, etc. If 9-3 isn't good enough then what is? If NU expects to be competing for titles every season then that's how some of these teams get in trouble on the carousel.

But Pelini is a dickbag. I hate the way he acts, I hate the way his teams act, and if anybody is going to win 9 games and get fired it should be somebody like that haha.

But be careful, you don't know what you're getting in return. I think OU kinda finds itself in the same position right now, which is funny because the Stoops bros are a lot like Pelini (especially Mike).
 

Travis7401

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Pelini is the only corch I can think of who has actually cost his team multiple games by getting 15 yard penalties for throwing tantrums. I don't even watch Nebraska, but I know for a fact there have been at least two games where he picked up a 15 yard sideline penalty that either allowed a re-kick or put the opposing team into field goal range for a winning kick. Nebraska fans want to chime in with more recollections/examples of this? I'm sure there have been a lot of his tantrums that were penalized.

That's why your team has meltdowns because your coach has meltdowns. I don't care how bad the refs are or how bad the calls go against your team, if your coach loses his mind the players follow that queue and the game might as well be over. I hate zebras more than anyone, but I still know that nothing good has ever come from ripping into them. How can you expect players to not do stupid shit if the corch can't even keep his head?
 

Plotty

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Boys had not lick their wounds and feel sorry for themselves, Minny could easily come into Lincoln and drop a hammer on us Saturday. Eerily similar to when Okie Light came into Lincoln that fateful October day and ran a 36-14 train on us. Stands emptied, Callaclown was the object of ridicule, all was wrong.

then Iowa looms in Iowa City. Could be wash and repeat all over again. Still think the assistants have to go. Bo would have to murder someone to be removed. Since Eichorst is a fucking pussy and can't leverage the regents and donors in his corner to can Beaux.
 

TXHusker05

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Pelini is the only corch I can think of who has actually cost his team multiple games by getting 15 yard penalties for throwing tantrums. I don't even watch Nebraska, but I know for a fact there have been at least two games where he picked up a 15 yard sideline penalty that either allowed a re-kick or put the opposing team into field goal range for a winning kick. Nebraska fans want to chime in with more recollections/examples of this? I'm sure there have been a lot of his tantrums that were penalized.

That's why your team has meltdowns because your coach has meltdowns. I don't care how bad the refs are or how bad the calls go against your team, if your coach loses his mind the players follow that queue and the game might as well be over. I hate zebras more than anyone, but I still know that nothing good has ever come from ripping into them. How can you expect players to not do stupid shit if the corch can't even keep his head?

Bingo. Football teams are, for the most part, a reflection of their head coach. If your head coach is a raving lunatic that comes unglued at the first sign of adversity, here is a pretty good chance your football team is also going to come unglued at the first sign of adversity. Look at yesterdays game, everything starts awesome but Wisconsin starts getting a little momentum and instead of stepping up and doing something about it they just fold like a lawn chair.

Bo Pelini coached teams are experts at folding up under the slightest bit of pressure.

PeliniHat.jpg
 

Wooly

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Bingo. Football teams are, for the most part, a reflection of their head coach. If your head coach is a raving lunatic that comes unglued at the first sign of adversity, here is a pretty good chance your football team is also going to come unglued at the first sign of adversity. Look at yesterdays game, everything starts awesome but Wisconsin starts getting a little momentum and instead of stepping up and doing something about it they just fold like a lawn chair.

Bo Pelini coached teams are experts at folding up under the slightest bit of pressure.

PeliniHat.jpg

Nebraska was still in the game after the half, then the avalanche started rolling. Pelini comes and unglued, and so does everything else. It's really hard to watch a grown man lose it like this over and over.
 

TXHusker05

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Nebraska was still in the game after the half, then the avalanche started rolling. Pelini comes and unglued, and so does everything else. It's really hard to watch a grown man lose it like this over and over.

Like, after every single bad play the camera (rightfully) cut for a Bo Pelini reaction shot and every single time he was screaming at a player for doing something wrong. He screamed at Daniel Davie, he screamed at Josh Mitchell, he screamed at Nate Gerry, he screamed at Corey Cooper. All 4 made horrible, mind blowing mistakes on defense but how does screaming at them help. Coach them so they don't make the same mistake over and over and over again, which they did, all game long. If he spent more time coaching and adjusting his defense and less time screaming at coaches, players and refs we might not get steamrolled.

It's just silly at this point. I'm ready for something new. If we have to endure a 7-5 or 8-4 season to get to a level where we are competing for championships, so be it. I'd rather that than winning the most meaningless and empty 9 games a year for eternity.
 

Wooly

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Hell, I will take empty 8-9 win games from a coach who treats his players and staff like human beings. If all I get is empty 8-9 win seasons, it might as well be from a person I can respect.
 

TXHusker05

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Hell, I will take empty 8-9 win games from a coach who treats his players and staff like human beings. If all I get is empty 8-9 win seasons, it might as well be from a person I can respect.

Yep, the biggest defense most people provide of Bo is that he is a good guy who cares for his players and graduates his players and all that bullshit. I'm sure everyone else cares about that a lot while they are watching him flip out at players every single week.

The next guy will graduate his players too.
 

Dr. Shats Basoon

Closed mouths don't get fed
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er..... no Bo, it doesn't


Wisconsin's 7 TD drives in the 2nd and 3rd quarter:
4 plays, 77 yards, 1:51
2 plays, 56 yards, 0:41
6 plays, 75 yards, 2:38
4 plays, 58 yards, 1:55
2 plays, 74 yards, 0:41
6 plays, 58 yards, 3:09
2 plays, 26 yards, 0:12

Melvin Gordon can run real fast
 

DeadMan

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That is amazing. Guy sets D-1 rushing record in 3 quarter. "It's not like it only happens to us."

Uh, yeah, it only happens to you, Bo. :laughing:
 

TXHusker05

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I'm pretty sure the very definition of the "all-time single game rushing record" means that it does indeed only happen to you.

He made some other comments today that were just baffling, I need to go back and find them because I was just blown away by how out of touch he sounds. He sounds more and more like Callahan did in his final year. Deflecting all the time and just sounding clueless and out of touch.
 

bruin

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This is on Nebraska. They should have canned Bo last season after Iowa. Hell, Tommy Frazier hates his guts. What does that tell you.

But you know, he brought out a cat for the spring game from an internet meme and everything was fine.
 

TXHusker05

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This is on Nebraska. They should have canned Bo last season after Iowa. Hell, Tommy Frazier hates his guts. What does that tell you.

But you know, he brought out a cat for the spring game from an internet meme and everything was fine.

They should have canned him a few years ago when we were getting our doors blown off in national games, but last year was the perfect opportunity. He was seen by everyone as a total jackass who can't control his temper, he damn near struck an official swinging his hat. It was a perfect chance to fire him, regardless of the win-loss record and make the story about his temper. Now that he's just a bad coach that gets torched in important games but wins 9-10 meaningless games, it'll make us look bad. That said, I don't care. Get this clown out.

Nebraska's national brand is so bad. Nebraska fans cling to our consecutive sellout streak since 1962 and our 20 year old championships and think that makes us relevant. The rest of the country looks at Nebraska and only three things come to mind: 1) We get blown out every time we're on national TV, 2) Our head coach is a lunatic, 3) Our fake meme head coach's cat. How sad is that?

Just fire the guy and move on. At the very least we could hire someone who is likeable and treats his players, the media and fans with a little respect and decency. That would be a good start.
 
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