CJ _24 Get to the Point Thread

[TrojanMan]

Tigger back on the prowl with his new driver and ball.

...and shoes.

 

[wolverine318]

I think he made a good call cancelling his previous start and coming back to this tourney. It is small, no cut, kind of in the middle of nothing golf wise, not a big name tournament in the grand scheme.

 

[DeadMan]

Furiously masturbating over here @Brick

 

[wolverine318]

Can we have the talk now about how how much Rickie Fowler sucks, or should we wait until April?

 

[Brick]

Furiously masturbating over here @Brick

 

[DeadMan]

-3 through 7!!!!!!!!!

Going to have to call a doctor in a couple of hours here.

 

[DeadMan]

TIGER'S BACK

 

[wolverine318]

Did he hurt it again? DAD JOKE ENGAGED!

He's playing well. He has hit a few iffy ones, but overall he has looked better than I expected so far.

 

[DeadMan]

Shtick aside, this is about as good as you could have hoped. A couple of bad shots, a lot of good ones, and some nice chips to go along with it.

 

[wolverine318]

Agreed, his irons have been locked in too for the most part.

 

[goblue96]

Shtick and script engaged: Perkins expanded to The Bahamas?

 

[CJ_24]

Tiger playing well today. Must have eaten a "tremendous" breakfast.

 

[wolverine318]

Tigger -3 through 3.

 

[goblue96]

He had a well balanced breakfast @CJ_24

 

[wolverine318]

4 through 5.

 

[CJ_24]

I am beginning to believe Tiger's biggest mistake was when stopped using his scotty cameron. He makes everything with that bad boy. I think he had 26 putts on Thursday, 29 Friday, and (I think) he's under 30 again today.

 

[wolverine318]

Yea it's pretty apparent he loves that putter and always has. I thought though with Nike he could still play whatever he wanted? Very surprising if that was true that he went with the Nike putter.

 

[CJ_24]

Tiger's group is on 17. Jordan Spieth, in the group behind Tiger, is on 15. Gawd he is sloooow.

 

[DeadMan]

Fap fap fap fap fap @Brick

 

[Brick]

Dat nipple hair.

 

[wolverine318]

Confirmed. Tigger is the Minnesota mall black Santa.

 

[CJ_24]

@goblue96, your thoughts?

 

[goblue96]

@goblue96, your thoughts?

Mickelson has a stronger Man-boob game.

 

[CJ_24]

Mickelson has a stronger Man-boob game.

Really, no perkins joke?

 

[goblue96]

Gotta ad-lib from the script every now and again.

 

[ZackMills]

Tiger got old.



Tiger is 41. Strahan is 45.

 

[TrojanMan]

Tiger got old.



Tiger is 41. Strahan is 45.

It's just the hair. Tiger has golfer hair. You wear a hat all day, urrday, and the front gets thin. Tons of PGA guys look like that. I missed my calling. I should've gone into professional golf.

 

[fignuts]

It's just the hair. Tiger has golfer hair. You wear a hat all day, urrday, and the front gets thin. Tons of PGA guys look like that. I missed my calling. I should've gone into professional golf.

Tigerino's eyebrows looking a bit ashen compared to Strahan.

 

[wolverine318]

My favorite is when people tell me Tiger should just play the majors and skip the rest. Well you know the only one he is exempt for indefinitely in the Masters.

 

[goblue96]

Poor DJ.

http://deadspin.com/dustin-johnson-questionable-for-masters-after-supposedl-1794054083

 

[DeadMan]

That story is peak DJ. I think I read he told the person that found him, "dude, I can't believe I did that."

 

[Bdub]

Nobody has worse luck than that guy.

 

[DeadMan]

Man, the wind doesn't seem to be that bad and this is already a blood bath.

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah horrible luck. He makes millions playing golf and is married to Paulina Gretzky.

 

[Schauwn]

DJ out at the Masters.

 

[Brick]

Odds on DeadBaby #2 being conceived this weekend?

 

[DeadMan]

Odds on DeadBaby #2 being conceived this weekend?

Tiger's not playing, so 0%.

 

[JAR201166]

Go tiger

 

[DeadMan]

Jesus, Spieth just 3 putted on 15 ... for a 9.

 

[CJ_24]

Reely hope Sergio wins. He won't, because, yanno, it's Sergio. But one can hope.

 

[Wuf]

Pulling for my boy Willy "Dirt" McGirt

 

[DeadMan]

Pulling for my boy Willy "Dirt" McGirt

I would love it if a dude name McGirt won the tournament.

 

[Wolfman21]

L9o, spieth put up a 9 on day 1 and is still only 2 out goin into sunday

 

[CJ_24]

I hate Spieth so much. So, so much.

 

[DeadMan]

Huh? White guy who acts about 20 years older than he is should be right up your alley.

 

[CJ_24]

He plays slow, he pouts, and I think his public persona is a farce. He reminds of an entitled frat boy. Maybe I'm wrong (ok, I am probably wrong), but something about him bothers me.

 

[wolverine318]

Spieth seems like Phil to me. Which is that a lot of people think his public persona is fake. I find myself wanting to like him and be a fan but something about him just rubs me the wrong way.

I hope Sergio pulls it out today though. If not I'm hoping one of the E or -1 guys goes nuts and we get to see something special.

 

[Wolfman21]

Its gonna be one of the guys from the final two groups not named sergio

 

[DeadMan]

I'm okay with anybody in the last couple of groups except for Justin Rose and his ridiculous sunglasses. Which means he'll probably win (and I think he's the favorite).

 

[Brick]

That anyone would like Spieth is baffling.

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