2023 Season: The Week 5 Thread - Nutshell

[OU11]

There is not one piece of this offense that doesn't look like complete shit. OL can't block, QB can't throw, wideouts cant get open/catch the ball, running backs miss wide open holes and run straight into defenders instead............jesus

I've heard too much about PWNSTRONG to believe this

 

[bruin228]

PWNSTRONG sucks without BRONCO

 

[OU11]

PWNWEAK

 

[Wolfman21]

I've heard too much about PWNSTRONG to believe this

Ill give him one thing, hes tough as shit. Thats really about it though. He sucks. I have no idea how he and Anae put up the season they did in Virginia in 2021....i know this offense is pretty shallow on actual, legitimate talent....but you would think a guy that put up 4500+ yds passing and 30+ TDs would atleast look passable. This dude looks terrible

 

[Brick]

Stanford STEVE doing Hulu commercials. He’s BIGTIME.

that sound you hear is THE BEAR crying into his Toledo sweatsuit.

imagine going from making ur picks on gameday to some obscure podcast with an OREGON CHUD

RUNNNNERRRRRRRRRRR

TIGHT END IS ALWAYS OPEN

 

[Brick]

PWNSTRONG sucks without BRONCO

u no whats missing

BAND OF BROS energy

 

[bruin228]

Ill give him one thing, hes tough as shit. Thats really about it though. He sucks. I have no idea how he and Anae put up the season they did in Virginia in 2021....i know this offense is pretty shallow on actual, legitimate talent....but you would think a guy that put up 4500+ yds passing and 30+ TDs would atleast look passable. This dude looks terrible

HARD NOSED

 

[bruin228]

What the fuck was that lol

 

[Wolfman21]

What the fuck was that lol

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Nice engage 8 on 3rd and 5 Wuf

 

[Ander1345]

QB's that can push the ball down the field so valuable in cfb unless you call coward screens every fucking down.

 

[bruin]

Tim Brando saying this is the most overlooked top 25 matchup in ages

 

[OU11]

BEAVS gon poop on ute

 

[bruin228]

BEAVS UTES BEAVS UTES BEAVES UTES

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I guess I have to rute for the Utes for the rest of the season. So it looks like the Gata got beat by a good team? Or does any of that shit still matter?

 

[bruin228]

 

[OU11]

I guess I have to rute for the Utes for the rest of the season. So it looks like the Gata got beat by a good team? Or does any of that shit still matter?

Only thing that matters this year is the PAC2

 

[bruin228]

That one failed conversion means Whittingham is punting from the 38 on 4th and 3 in the fourth quarter

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

That one failed conversion means Whittingham is punting from the 38 on 4th and 3 in the fourth quarter

NEVER PUNT

MUT SZN

 

[Wolfman21]

 

[Wolfman21]

targeting my hairy ass...lol. Football is so shit now. I feel for the kids that have to watch this shit and didnt get to watch actual football

 

[bruin228]

Spencer Davis fapping more to CLOCK CONTROL on the drive than the actual yards gained lol

 

[bruin]

What’s Tillman watching lmao. DJ easily got that

 

[Ander1345]

NC State unis are fuckin sick

 

[bruin]

I guess I have to rute for the Utes for the rest of the season. So it looks like the Gata got beat by a good team? Or does any of that shit still matter?

Metallica knows

 

[Ander1345]

What even is a TD catch these days???

 

[Ander1345]

Fuck they said hard-nosed on broadcast, that's good mean we take a shot of something, yeah?

 

[Wolfman21]

What even is a TD catch these days???

that was either an INT or incomplete. UL guy never had it until he was out of bounds

 

[OU11]

PWNTINEZ

 

[Brick]

give pwntinez the doak already

 

[Ander1345]

NC State O what you doing....

 

[bruin]

give pwntinez the doak already

Something about OSU RB’s from Texas

 

[bruin228]

give pwntinez the doak already

It'll go to some Ohio State back with like 4.4 YPC or something

 

[Wolfman21]

NC State O what you doing....

they don't even know, lol. Worst NC State offense since Doerens first year when Pete Thomas was slingin the rock to the other team. Jesus

 

[bruin228]

BRANDO clutching his pearls lol

“I was SHOCKED they would even CONSIDER it”

 

[bruin]

BRANDO clutching his pearls lol

“I was SHOCKED they would even CONSIDER it”

TILLMAN : This shows DESPERATION

 

[bruin]

Pours are flowing, going back to MIDNIGHT MASS @kella between commercials, gotta FROZEN ZA about to go in the oven.

WEEK 5 WEEK 5 WEEK 5

 

[Ander1345]

Columbia at Princeton fantastic finish coming

 

[Brick]

we needs PETROS PETROS PETROS

 

[Ander1345]

Princeton takes the lead after a 20 play, 10+ minutr drive, converted on 4th down 3 times if the review stands.

Edit: call stands, 10-7 Princeton 2 mins left.

 

[bruin228]

THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR lmao what

 

[Wolfman21]

lmao....3 straight passes out of bounds...never even hit a receivers hands...just...out of bounds

 

[bruin228]

These Utah WRs are horrible

 

[bruin]

Lmao at Brando admitting he just obliterates Polynesian names

 

[bruin]

These Utah WRs are horrible

Remarkable they’re 4-0 with this offense

 

[bruin]

CHILES

 

[bruin228]

Fuck ouch

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Lmao at Brando admitting he just obliterates Polynesian names

Highlight of the game so far

 

[Ander1345]

Columbia converts 4th and 13 to keep the comeback dream alive. 10-7 Princeton 1:30

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Columbia converts 4th and 13 to keep the comeback dream alive. 10-7 Princeton 1:30

Don't watch the Skull and Bones Ivy Lizard People