2016-17 Coaching Hot Seat/ Carousel

[Brick]

Dear Eric Kaler and Mark Coyle,

Thank you for giving me another reason to vote red instead of blue in 2020.

Signed,

The Hachiko.

P.S. Hire Les Miles before you two liberal flogs are deservedly gone as well.

lmao

 

[Thepro_23]

I thought Hachiko was a liberal?

 

[Hachiko]

I thought Hachiko was a liberal?

Indeed I voted blue in November but I am deeply ashamed to be associated with these two payasos de mierda running the University of Minnesota Twin Cities. Will switch parties as a consequence until the Dems clean up their act.

 

[Lightningwar]

The funny thing about twitter is this is only the second time since 1905 MN has won 9+ games. For MN that isn't mediocrity.

 

[Craig7835]

I see Taggart hasn't yet hired an OC for Oregon. Didn't someone in here say it's important he brings along his USF staff because he doesn't call the plays and they changed his old trog offense? Every place I'm looking says he makes the calls.

Willie probably did maybe he doesn't want to tell the media about it.

 

[Southpaw]

Stupid TN fans tom bout Helfrich for Vols OC. Butch ain't hiring him. He's too insecure and I doubt he'd want the job anyway. Butch will prolly get fired next year.

They will promote Larry Scott or Zach Azianni from the staff. Bet.

 

[bruin228]

Chip Kelly for Vols' OC

 

[Southpaw]

How bout just chip Kelly for HC. I'd fire jones right now and do it.

 

[silverwheels]

Maybe Kelly can get another year of eligibility for Mariota while he's at it.

 

[Lightningwar]

Curious if Kelly wasnt interested in the Oregon job because he thought he would be with the 49ers next year. Or if he really wasnt interested.

 

[mcnoles]

 

[adchester]

Lmaooooo

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Yesssss

 

[Lightningwar]

Heard Pedo State OC turned the gophers down. This is going to be a shitshow to find a replacement.

 

[Renegade]

They just need tow the boat up there. I'm sure $4m, which their AD threw out, can make it happen.

 

[Lightningwar]

I can only imagine the people in this state if we hire a coach for 4 million. Think of the children!

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I can only imagine the people in this state if we hire a coach for 4 million. Think of the children!

Who was the moron that said "Minnesota can't stand for their coach to be an embarrassment on a national stage" when Jerry Kill had like four seizure during a game against Iowa State? That guy would probably break bad and drop the Minnesota Nice forever if that happened.

Yesssss

Can confirm. Contacts froze taking the trash out here in Linden Hills today. Rethinking hatred of Florida and Commiefornia.

 

[Renegade]

Come on, Bielema to Minnehaha, Chip to Ar-kansas.

 

[GatorTD]

Nevermind.

 

[Brick]

Who was the moron that said "Minnesota can't stand for their coach to be an embarrassment on a national stage" when Jerry Kill had like four seizure during a game against Iowa State? That guy would probably break bad and drop the Minnesota Nice forever if that happened.

This assumes anyone even knows who their coach ever is. People knew who Kill was solely because of the seizures and the Rinaldi stories. Maybe if the new Minny corch gets a DUI, beats a woman, or rapes a Somali refugee, Rinaldi can really up the national image of the school with a recovery story.

 

[Renegade]

Minnesota: Per source, Minnesota has reached out to Navy head coach Ken Niumatalolo about their head coaching job.

Yeah, because they want to run the flexbone, and because he'd leave for Minnesota when he didn't leave for BYU despite feeling like it was a religious calling.

 

[bruin228]

Come on, Bielema to Minnehaha, Chip to Ar-kansas.

Renegade finally a reel Arky fan!

 

[DeadMan]

Yeah, because they want to run the flexbone, and because he'd leave for Minnesota when he didn't leave for BYU despite feeling like it was a religious calling.

Would be a great hire for Minnesota, but it's not going to happen.

 

[silverwheels]

I'll corch Minnesota. "Run around like an asshole then throw it deep" offense gonna dominate the B1G.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

This assumes anyone even knows who their coach ever is. People knew who Kill was solely because of the seizures and the Rinaldi stories. Maybe if the new Minny corch gets a DUI, beats a woman, or rapes a Somali refugee, Rinaldi can really up the national image of the school with a recovery story.

You must have missed the uproar this summer when Neil Allen got a DUI and forced the Pohlad's to finally accept Terry Ryan's resignation. @osick87 and I just about this on gchat all the time but this state is obsessed with being MN Nice and promoting local yokels. They should just hire Dave Winfield to corch Golden Gopher Foozbawl and Basketball.

 

[GatorTD]

Nobody knows, or is interested in knowing, who any of those people are.

 

[Thepro_23]

Indeed I voted blue in November but I am deeply ashamed to be associated with these two payasos de mierda running the University of Minnesota Twin Cities. Will switch parties as a consequence until the Dems clean up their act.

were you just unhappy with how title 9 was applied in this situation? Honestly curious to hear your opinion here, because it seems like most people are for the firing.

 

[Skeeter]

I'll corch Minnesota. "Run around like an asshole then throw it deep" offense gonna dominate the B1G.

That's basically Penn states offense.

 

[osick87]

You must have missed the uproar this summer when Neil Allen got a DUI and forced the Pohlad's to finally accept Terry Ryan's resignation. @osick87 and I just about this on gchat all the time but this state is obsessed with being MN Nice and promoting local yokels. They should just hire Dave Winfield to corch Golden Gopher Foozbawl and Basketball.

That's the wrong jest.

It mostly focuses around Brian Dozier not going to be traded due to him leading faith nights now. In case anyone is wondering.

 

[whiteyc_77]

That's basically Penn states offense.

That might be the most accurate thing you've ever said on this site.

-YTC

 

[bruin]

Fisch hire official. Also named QB's coach.



Hopefully Tui stays on the staff. Move him to WR's or something.

 

[Renegade]

 

[DeadMan]

Holy shit

Mora is going to get fired next year, huh?

 

[Brick]

What in the fuck? His hiring of Fisch makes so much sense.

 

[kella]

This reads like his goal is not to win a championship, which I'm sure he'll easily accomplish.

 

[bruin]

Mora trolling. Come on.





Tui kept on the staff.

 

[bruin228]

 

[bruin228]

Lol

Maybe Mora has just never watched college football?

 

[Lightningwar]

Come on, Bielema to Minnehaha, Chip to Ar-kansas.

Bert would miss his BBQ pork belly. It would be like he is back in Madison slurping down brats and Pierogi by the dozens. Speaking of which. Wifey is out tonight. Been craving Pierogis.

 

[DeadMan]

Not sure Oklahoma really counts in that, but yeah.

Maybe Mora meant won a Super Bowl...

 

[Lightningwar]

Yeah, because they want to run the flexbone, and because he'd leave for Minnesota when he didn't leave for BYU despite feeling like it was a religious calling.

Could the GT of the B1G. Would be an improvement of what they have been since before the Kennedy administration.

 

[bruin228]

Oklahoma in 2000 was running Leach's offense (though that was way different from now).

 

[Brick]

Not sure Oklahoma really counts in that, but yeah.

Maybe Mora meant won a Super Bowl...

Mangino was OC. It counts.

 

[Craig7835]

Stupid TN fans tom bout Helfrich for Vols OC. Butch ain't hiring him. He's too insecure and I doubt he'd want the job anyway. Butch will prolly get fired next year.

They will promote Larry Scott or Zach Azianni from the staff. Bet.

Colin Cowherd said the other day that if Butch Jones would've been fired if the Vols lost to Nebraska

 

[Southpaw]

I guess it's possible, but I doubt it. They don't even have an AD right now.

 

[DeadMan]

Butch will either be gone next year, or he'll have some miracle 10 win year where he gets crushed in the SEC championship game by Bama but gets a Kirk Ferentz-like contract extension. And then they'll suck for 4 years but won't have the money to fire him.

 

[Brick]

Only because of 'CRUITIN guys like you, though. Butch can sure 'CRUIT.

 

[DeadMan]

Only because of 'CRUITIN guys like you, though. Butch can sure 'CRUIT.

Real talk, your dismissal of recruiting is really dumb. At a certain point, recruiting doesn't matter, but recruiting rankings are actually pretty good predictors of future success. I mean just google it, but here's a good article about it: http://www.footballstudyhall.com/20...-matters-why-the-sites-get-the-rankings-right

Basically, unless you're Bill Snyder, recruiting is important.

 

[Brick]

I don't dismiss recruiting overall at all. I dismiss recruiting rankings as a constant explanation for why a coach is succeeding or failing at a particular school. Schools like Michigan or Tennessee are perfect examples. It's always _____ LEFT THE CUPBOARD BARE. Unless a coach is just really, really bad at recruiting, PROGRUMS are going to be pretty consistent regardless of corch in the overall rankings/skill level of people they get. It's more important how the coach, you know, coaches them once they're in the system. And retention of said recruits. If you're expecting a coach to come in and boost your top 10 program by getting better talent in there, you're in for disappointment. Corch Jones is nearly the perfect example of this.

Look at the change in five year rank percentage in this, for example: http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...ge-football-recruiting-improvement-tcu-baylor

 

[DeadMan]

Sure buddy.

Butch is going to get fired because he's a shitty coach. Who cares if you can recruit if your teams are consistently mediocre (like Jones, Hoke, any USC coach post Carroll, etc.)? Don't tag me with that fuckshit.