2054-55 Off-Season Thread

[TonyGin&Juice]

When I get off suicide watch.

Vague city baby.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

exported

 

[Orlando]

Shit. Forgot trades.

@doh PM me if you want to leave room for the two guys you acquired.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Wait we aren't simming again are we?

 

[Orlando]

One day we will sim again. But not today, Rad. Not today.

 

[Travis7401]

And more time for WBL BETTING LINES!

@Travis7401 I'll be doing some drunk statistical sperging tonight if ur interested in getting in on that.

@NML

This is how I do my statistical analysis using pivot tables to quickly filter and rearrange a large data (end of season WBL stats for all players).

 

[NML]

"Gonna do a quick - REAL QUICK - video here, no more than 5 minutes."

*14 minute run time*

 

[OU11]

Explaining to the knowledge havenots takes time

 

[Travis7401]

Once you learn how to use pivot tables, you too will be able to make 14 minute YouTube videos in 5 minutes a day.

 

[OU11]

I once made a pivot table that I didn't need to show that I could.

 

[OU11]

lol I just started it, that opening really does define our league. Going to try to get this lineup set up really quick, gonna try to keep it under 5 minutes.

*30 minutes later*

Hmm, McBride just doesn't do as well against LHP in late game situations, it's late in the year maybe I should slide him back for Gwilt. That Gwilt is so hot right now.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Pivot tables are for hosers.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Fat report out!

BNN Stats: Honestly, It's Just Muscles
Monday, March 1st, 2055
Here is a list of the heaviest players in the Worldtopia Baseball League...

José Robles, FB, 270 lbs
José Leyva, SEO, 265 lbs
Ángel Flores, HEL, 260 lbs
Lou Purdy, DUB, 255 lbs
Francis Driscoll, BUF, 255 lbs

 

[Yankee151]

GM-Manager @TonyGin&Juice not listed this year despite being an avid My 600 lb Lifer

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

GM-Manager @TonyGin&Juice not listed this year despite being an avid My 600 lb Lifer

At my absolute heaviest I was literally TWO of Angel Flores. If that isn't a scary thought I don't know what is. Still a member of TEAM FATASS FOR LIFE doh.

 

[Yankee151]

I like how two of those guys are Shadow Realmers, which begs the question of how people that big can go missing in the annals of a space-age baseball organization

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Will Shadow Realm players be addressed in the next OOTP release?

Am disappoint that no one wants the $3,222.22/lb prime cut basically for free.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Will Shadow Realm players be addressed in the next OOTP release?

Yes, with Shadow Leagues.

 

[Schauwn]

Fat report out!

BNN Stats: Honestly, It's Just Muscles
Monday, March 1st, 2055
Here is a list of the heaviest players in the Worldtopia Baseball League...

José Robles, FB, 270 lbs
José Leyva, SEO, 265 lbs
Ángel Flores, HEL, 260 lbs
Lou Purdy, DUB, 255 lbs
Francis Driscoll, BUF, 255 lbs

@Mr. Radpants this is why I got rid of purdy, Lisbon has a strict "no fatties" rule.

 

[Lloyd Carr]

 

[jdlikewhoa]

It's the freakin weeken .... MOAR SIMZ!

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Can't believe there hasn't been a trade yet today. Looking to get some picks back if anyone is interested in 1-2.

 

[NML]

Almost the perfect off-season. I do wonder if I could've gotten Juarez a little cheaper, but I had a ton of room to use this year to make him pretty reasonable at $9m a year over the next three seasons with two TOs. Miranda is welcomed back to back up Lynch, and Kasib gave us a huge boost in fan loyalty - a bit like Kabul's, he and Juarez put me up 18 points and around $20m.

 

[Wolfman21]

It's the freakin weeken .... MOAR SIMZ!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Wait, back to wifi and trying to export

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Uhh Wifi here is pathetic. Running cellular connection but jerk Marcus decided to release an update since I last used this device.

Is this the first spring training sim?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Never mind, got it cranking now

 

[Travis7401]

Yes

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

WHERE'S THE SIM BABY?!?!?!!

 

[OU11]

I could do it but more than a few haven't exported

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I could do it but more than a few haven't exported

It's 11pm on Least Coast time so fuck 'em if they haven't export. JUST SIM BABY.

 

[Wolfman21]

Lol. I love that Orlando summed early yesterday and specifically said it would give everyone more time to get their spring rosters set...and even then, alot of folks still haven't exported

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Export

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Lol. I love that Orlando summed early yesterday and specifically said it would give everyone more time to get their spring rosters set...and even then, alot of folks still haven't exported

Obviously they need to follow our lead and make Simulation Baseball™ Priority Number One® on Saturday night instead of getting blown at the truck stop gloryhole or scoring crystal meth at the Wawa™.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Lol. I love that Orlando summed early yesterday and specifically said it would give everyone more time to get their spring rosters set...and even then, alot of folks still haven't exported

Road tripping, time waits for no man.

 

[Orlando]

Lol. I love that Orlando summed early yesterday and specifically said it would give everyone more time to get their spring rosters set...and even then, alot of folks still haven't exported

One of them is me

 

[Orlando]

@osick87
@Yankee151
@bruin228
@Bdub
@ZackMills

This is the first ST sim, so let me know if you need to export.

 

[Wolfman21]

One of them is me

. I got nothing on that one, lol

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

You fools need to hurry up, I'm trying to stay awake without resorting to watching this new Tami Erin video I found out about today.

 

[Wolfman21]

You fools need to hurry up, I'm trying to stay awake without resorting to watching this new Tami Erin video I found out about today.

Nothing happens this sim anyways really. Sleep well tony

 

[Orlando]

. I got nothing on that one, lol

Well I was planning on simming so I didn't export. Didn't expect an @OU11 drive by.

 

[Wolfman21]

Well I was planning on simming so I didn't export. Didn't expect an @OU11 drive by.

I wasn't talkin shit. It really made me laugh

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Can we change the little avatar of us in OOTP? This white guy as Mayor McCheese just doesn't work.

 

[OU11]

Well I was planning on simming so I didn't export. Didn't expect an @OU11 drive by.

Very very sneaky, you gon on ahead

 

[OU11]

Dammit, I kept looking at the new file thread and was like "when is quale gon upload this shit". Turns out yesterday at 10:40 is an hour and a half ago. Welp, that's my fault for getting into the blackberry moonshine from the arkansas part of miss OU's family

 

[OU11]

MOTHERFUCKIN KARPETBOMBERS! I outJD'd JD.
Let's see if gifv files from imgur work again.

 

[OU11]

wait, Karpet had 45 stamina in FA now he has 55 stamina after I signed him. Your reports are bullshit bruce

 

[doh]

Payroll from $180m to $39m? Mission (almost) complete.

Who wants gr8 #3/solid #2 SP Francisco Colon?

 

[Wolfman21]

Payroll from $180m to $39m? Mission (almost) complete.

Who wants gr8 #3/solid #2 SP Francisco Colon?

4th rounder

 

[Wolfman21]

MOTHERFUCKIN KARPETBOMBERS! I outJD'd JD.
Let's see if gifv files from imgur work again.

He gon be too busy paying a utility infielder 25+mil per year over the next few to worry bout anyone else. Glad I bid him up, lol