World Cup- Semifinal thread

[bruin]

plz no 30 more minutes of this.

 

[Southpaw]

How do you get 0 shots on goal in 90 minutes? Jeez.

 

[DeadMan]

There's such a thing as an entertaining 0-0 tie ... this is not one of them. Yeesh.

 

[Brick]

BRING BACK THE GROUP STAGE

this shit is deplorable. these fucking jake turkey tactics, i swear.

 

[DeadMan]

What happens if Van Gaal doesn't put Krul in for the shootout and the Dutch lose? Will the Netherlands explode?

 

[Southpaw]

Well he can't now. All 3 subs used.

 

[Orlando]

He can't.

 

[DeadMan]

Oh. Missed that. My bad. Better hope they win the shootout...

 

[Brick]

if this is a draw before the shootout just give germany the shampship. fuck this.

 

[kella]

Well he can't now. All 3 subs used.

Look at @Southpaw mastering the rules of this gay sport

Quick question: reheating pre cooked Harris teeter ribs...wrap in foil @ 350 for 15 minutes sound about right?

 

[kella]

De Vrij from 40 yards, high percentage offense

 

[Southpaw]

Yep that'll work fine. I usually go 325 until I can smell them.

 

[Brick]

cancer chicken or gtfo

 

[ebarws6]

when's the last time messi touched the ball?

edit: well there he is

 

[kella]

Messi's right foot makes an appearance and probably the best cross of the match, lol

 

[Orlando]

Argentina with two legit chances and two terrible shots.

 

[goblue96]

Love the irony with the Andreas Cantor commerical after a 0-0 game.

 

[Brick]

oh cool coin flip time.

 

[kella]

Vlaar???

 

[Orlando]

Lol what

 

[kella]

Vlaar???

 

[kella]

Thought robben dragged that one for a sec

 

[Southpaw]

Unbelievable.

 

[kella]

I love when dudes just hammer it and don't give a shit where it goes as long as it's in

 

[Brick]

let me know what happens. watching sons of anarchy.

 

[Orlando]

Wow. Argentina has been pretty bad all tournament and they are likely through.

 

[gilstein21]

argi going to win

 

[chibob]

Fucks sake if Argentina go through...

Easiest run to a final iv ever seen.

 

[Bmack]

my department has two germans and two argentinians, so this was expected.

 

[Yankee151]

THE REVERSE JYNX IS COMPLETE

 

[chibob]

Bunch of bullshit

 

[Yankee151]

Hahaha Dutch tears

 

[Lloyd Carr]

Penalty kicks are such a shit way to determine the end-result of a game.

 

[Southpaw]

Welp gonna have to take Netherlands to the cup in FIFA to make up for this atrocity.

 

[Yankee151]

I fooled all of you into thinking I was going for the Dutch, talked them up, and they're out, Good riddance, get LVG and his 5-man backline BS out of here, Vaya Espana siempre putos

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Hope we get a repeat of 1986 and not 1990 regardless of who wins.

 

[Orlando]

Argentina is turrible doe

 

[kella]

Argentina are basically unwatchable. They are basically Guatemala with better players

 

[chibob]

I fooled all of you into thinking I was going for the Dutch, talked them up, and they're out, Good riddance, get LVG and his 5-man backline BS out of here, Vaya Espana siempre putos

Such a City fan

 

[bruin]

One shot on target in 120 minutes. Van Gaal - Tactical Genius.

 

[Wuf]

Pretty shitty game

 

[silverwheels]

terrible game but I'm happy for Messi

 

[Yankee151]

 

[worst2first]

Pornhub asks users to stop posting videos of Germany fucking Brazil

By Sean O'Neal @seanoneal

Jul 9, 2014 3:01 PM

Appropriately enough for nasty things happening around a cup, Germany’s crushing, 7-1 defeat of Brazil quickly made its way to Pornhub, prompting the adult site to beg for less for the first time in porn history. Highlight clips from yesterday’s World Cup match—most of them involving Germany’s Die Mannschaft going balls-deep on Brazil’s waiting goals an impressive three times in 76 seconds—quickly began popping up on Pornhub, under titles like “Young Brazilians get fucked by entire German soccer team.”

Unfortunately, that gag soon got in the way of the site’s preferred type of gags, prompting its spokesperson, Pornhub Katie (Oh, of the Connecticut Pornhubs?), to plead for decency from users of its masturbation movies.

Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany
— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) July 8, 2014
​

Of course, it’s hard to tell whether these videos were really uploaded before or only after Pornhub Katie’s quip, because I’m at work right now, and there’s no way I’m looking at Pornhub, even for “research.” But the important thing is these pranks have since been removed, at last returning dignity to Pornhub. And now Brazilians can feel safe in returning to another site where they’re never going to score.

[via The Independent]

 

[Orlando]

Twellman is such a tool

 

[goblue96]

The Dutch teams of the past, at least, would have lost 3-2 in more entertaining fashion.

 

[ZeekLTK]

Penalty kicks are such a shit way to determine the end-result of a game.

If a team doesn't want to go to PKs, score a goal during the TWO HOURS of game time...

 

[Wolfman21]

If a team doesn't want to go to PKs, score a goal during the TWO HOURS of game time...

I dunno. It would be like the NHL Finals Game 7 going to a shootout. Why not just continue playing and the first to score wins? At some point they're gonna get so tired that a goal is gonna eek through. Hell, both teams had multiple chances just before the PK.

I mean, even the announcers, who were previous players, called the PK a "luck" thing. Kinda shitty to play a game so important for 2 full hours and then have it come down to luck

 

[hayvis]

I fooled all of you into thinking I was going for the Dutch, talked them up, and they're out, Good riddance, get LVG and his 5-man backline BS out of here, Vaya Espana siempre putos

Your tips for the World Cup were some of the most convincing I have ever seen. Are you a magician?

 

[Keith1212]

Penalty kicks are such a shit way to determine the end-result of a game.

I agree. If the ball was set further away from the goalie it wouldn't be anywhere near as ridiculous but as is it makes little sense.