World Cup- Semifinal thread

[hayvis]

Pretty sure hayvis is long past the semi stage.

Oh wait, you are talking about the score.

meine mannschaft ist throbbing.

 

[fonzilla]

How long until a Brazilian gets hisself sent off?

The next goal

 

[ZeekLTK]

Last time a team scored this many goals in the first half of a World Cup: Poland vs Haiti... lol

 

[Yankee151]

Germany trying to set up a bicycle kick goal

 

[Karl Hungus]

The real question is will it be Luis Gustavo or David Luiz to get sent off first?

Marcelo.

 

[Milo]

This is going to take just a little bit of shine off Ceasar being the first MLS player to start(play?) in a WC semifinal.

 

[sayo]

 

[DeadMan]

What's the German word for schadenfreude?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Took the dog out for a walk and I missed everything

 

[DeadMan]

meine mannschaft ist throbbing.

What's funny is that you just made your mannschaft female

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

The juxtaposition between every Latino crying in my office and every Anglo-Saxon rejoicing on Utopia is incredible

 

[fonzilla]

Germany beats US 1-0
Germany Crushing Brasil 5-0.
Therefore US is a greater futbol nation then Brasil.

 

[hayvis]

USA should be very proud of the way they played against Germany.

 

[fonzilla]

Oscar's garbage so is Hulk

 

[bruin]

who is ready for hammered ballack.

get wrecked ballacks!!

 

[BearDownUofA]

So Germany-Netherlands is going to finish 10-10 before penalties, right?

Also, is this as bad as or worse than the Maracanazo for Brazil?

 

[ZeekLTK]

So Germany-Netherlands is going to finish 10-10 before penalties, right?

Also, is this as bad as or worse than the Maracanazo for Brazil?

It's probably not as bad because they will basically have the entire game to process it. 1950, Uruguay scored near the end of the game when everyone still thought Brazil was going to win.

 

[fonzilla]

Every time Ballacks on TV all the women in my house leave wetspots on my couches

 

[doh]

Why hasn't Scolari made a sub? Is he still on the sideline or has be already been murdered/banned from stepping foot in Brazil again?

 

[kella]

What do camera men covet most: crying fans or hot chicks?

 

[BearDownUofA]

It's probably not as bad because they will basically have the entire game to process it. 1950, Uruguay scored near the end of the game when everyone still thought Brazil was going to win.

I always laugh whenever I read about that game. It really was karma coming back to bite them in the ass.

 

[Orangebird]

 

[fonzilla]

Fine ladies @Kella...

 

[doh]

1 minute extra time = Mark Geiger's got to get back to a reel country

 

[OU11]

What do camera men covet most: crying fans or hot chicks?

I'd go with crying fans myself, hotness can be found at any time. A grown man crying is a gem

 

[hayvis]

 

[kella]

Podolski is so happy he might get to play

 

[tab10]

Crying hot chicks?

 

[fonzilla]

Well at least I can now go clean my van

 

[sayo]

Crying fans for sure.

 

[BearDownUofA]

Jokes aside, Kaiser Chiefs are a great band.

 

[Yankee151]

I hope Low suits up for the second half

 

[goblue96]

 

[Travis7401]

My intern distracted me for 10 minutes with dumb questions and I miss 4 fucking goals? It is going to be a bad week for him.

 

[ZeekLTK]

Now is the time to sub on 3 strikers for defenders and just tell them to go out there and score as much as possible. If you end up losing like 13-6 then fine, but who knows, maybe you can catch up and force OT somehow. A nice 7-7 scoreline or something, lol. There is just no chance playing "normally" though. Time to bring back the old Brazilian 2-3-5 formations.

 

[Clintmartian]

 

[doh]

About time this site got a FOX show

 

[DeadMan]

So down 5-0, and Brazil replaces an attacker with a midfielder? Yeesh.

 

[Travis7401]

Only FRED can save them now.

 

[kella]

I'm not sure zeek has seen Brazil play in 12 years. They don't typically even carry 3 strikers on the 23 man roster

 

[Travis7401]

What Zeek meant to say is swap the defenders with the strikers, and let the defenders just play offense like they really want to. David Luiz and Marcelo would score more goals than Fred for sure.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Fred, lol. Hit that one with his purse.

 

[hayvis]

PSG owners looking for David Luiz receipt :

 

[doh]

How many chances has Brazil given up by going down easy in the box? 5?

 

[Yankee151]

Fred getting booed lol

 

[kella]

Incredible midfield play by Bernard and Paulinho

 

[Wuf]

If you ever needed proof that rape CAN be funny, look no further.

 

[kella]

Marcelol

 

[Karl Hungus]

Trolololololololol

 

[Irishman]

meine mannschaft ist throbbing.

/dying