Week 2 thread presented by the time child

[goblue96]

Nor Burt Reynolds:

Looks more like a Turd Ferguson.

 

[adchester]

Omg

DALVIN

 

[JAR201166]

Lol fluff is mad

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Omg

DALVIN

My next door neighbor, who I hate with a passion and routinely flies a Free $hoe$ Criminoles flag, just kicked his teevee.

 

[goblue96]

Lol fluff is mad

 

[adchester]

My next door neighbor, who I hate with a passion, just kicked his teevee.

You really gotta get a house in Chanhassen or something if you hate ur neighbors as much as you say

 

[Wuf]

Jameis squinting like he's walking on the sun. It's 9:30 at night

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Man, what will Blake Shelton's fans do when he goes puffin' on da pen15?

 

[Southpaw]

Blake Shelton selling underwear by god.

 

[Soonerfan09]

FSU might be worse than OU. Good God they look bad.
Ole Miss' D-line is legit.

 

[goblue96]

FSU's last drive is proof that Dalvin Cook is flunking TV and has to resort to point shaving.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

You really gotta get a house in Chanhassen or something if you hate ur neighbors as much as you say

Nah b, I live in MPLS proper on the southside. Slug of Atmosphere is one of my neighbors.

 

[Southpaw]

Atta boy joe

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

FSU's last drive is proof that Dalvin Cook is flunking TV and has to resort to point shaving.

 

[Bdub]

How the hell does a team this bad get a top 10 ranking

 

[Hachiko]

Oh Fluff. Fluff off a l'eddit, hijeaux de putain. Hon hon hon!

 

[adchester]

Nah b, I live in MPLS proper on the southside. Slug of Atmosphere is one of my neighbors.

Nothin wrong with that, u just bitch about your neighbors all the time

 

[Yankee151]

Oh well, I'll be sitting here enjoying my 8 combined national titles babby.

 

[Brick]

flazzus DC is a pos

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

This is the kind of ass pounding that makes you say "what kind of person would do this to another human being" ass pounding.

 

[Bmack]

Everyone else is scoring so he says:

 

[Lightningwar]

Kelly good. Ole miss will finish above LSU. Fsu aint doing anything big this year with that freshman qb.

Forget the QB. That defense. Holy fuck are we unprepared.

 

[Yankee151]

bmack da reel mvp of the thread

 

[Hachiko]

Live scenes from the Ole Miss watch party in London:

 

[adchester]

Lol'd at Fowler saying gas mask and bong

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Forget the QB. That defense. Holy fuck are we unprepared.

At least you guys keep pumping out some real hotties. For real, ain't no Amanda Cerny ever going to be doing time in Bleaksburg:

 

[goblue96]

Lol'd at Fowler saying gas mask and bong

If only the Stanford band was in Orlando so they could pay tribute to that moment.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Listen, I know I'm sitting on my FAT ASS after eating Domino's pizza I got for free but what the fuck is this Todd Bridges guy thinking about falling down on the damn job like he's a GS-9 at the Department of Labor? Not even the Lions employ defensive backs that bad.

 

[JAR201166]

 

[bruin228]

Jimbo's gonna be recruiting more rapists after this game

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Jimbo's gonna be recruiting more rapists after this game

Probably some MLB draft bust pitchers looking for some college trim...

 

[Yankee151]

FSU is back babby.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Todd Bridges burned again. Dude is out there playing like he's doused in gasoline and anyone not named Cook is carrying the Olympic torch.

 

[adchester]

Jimbo smoked 10 packs in the first half apparently

 

[Yankee151]

I was waiting for someone wittier than I to make a joke about that

 

[bruin228]

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I like how Brad Nessler is always MN Smooth.

 

[goblue96]

Jimbo smoked 10 packs in the first half apparently

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

On the bright side, win or lose, both teams are trapped in Orlando where nothing good ever happens.

 

[adchester]

I like how Brad Nessler is always MN Smooth.

The one 'kato grad that made it

 

[Hachiko]

World-class 3rd Down play, FSU. Simply. Ufufu.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

handsOfStone.gif

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

WE GOT US A FOOZBAWL GAME BABBY!!!!

 

[Wuf]

Oh we back

 

[goblue96]

Meanwhile at Flufftopia.

 

[Southpaw]

Jeez great comeback. This game gon go til midnight. Whole second half left to play.

 

[JAR201166]

FSU was points shaving

 

[Hachiko]

About time FSU bothered to play summa dhatt futbol Murricano.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Are they employing turnstiles on that Criminole$ OL?

 

[JAR201166]

Fluff happy