USA National Soccer (M & W) Thread

[NML]

 

[kella]

We played some legit scrubs because Arena thinks MLS is a world class league, lol

 

[JAR201166]

 

[kella]

Chris Pontius????????

 

[adchester]

First goal for Corona since the last gold cup 4 years ago, fucking lol

 

[GatorTD]

I missed the goal because I couldn't find the channel.

Why are we watching from a blimp?

 

[kella]

First goal for Corona since the last gold cup 4 years ago, fucking lol

Now it guarantees we have to see his ass a bunch more, fuck me

 

[kella]

I missed the goal because I couldn't find the channel.

Why are we watching from a blimp?

I just gave up and went to Univision.

This is the best camera angle. This is the one I use for FIFA too. If ya'll aren't using an elevated camera like this maybe that explains some things...

 

[Rutgers Mike]

I missed the goal because I couldn't find the channel.

Why are we watching from a blimp?

Why the fuck is it on FXX for cuck sake

 

[kella]

Bradley looks on in confusion as 3 consecutive passes set up a goal.

 

[kella]

wehavelosers.mp3

 

[kella]

Arrioloa just tripped over the ball, fell over, and it went out of bounds

 

[JAR201166]

Why the fuck is it on FXX for cuck sake

I was wondering the same thing

 

[kella]

Hamid looks great, BTW. Please no more Guzan...

 

[kella]

God Agudelo is so, so bad. What the fuck are we doing?

 

[kella]

"Muy...muy fuerte"

That's one way to put it. Not sure how that wasn't a straight red honestly.

 

[JAR201166]

Roll merica

 

[silverwheels]

 

[goblue96]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

now now

 

[Soonerfan09]

I don't understand comments like this. Should they have lost instead?

 

[Yankee151]

Canada's top scorer is a 16 year old?

 

[kella]

Curacao is awful in the final 3rd. Mexico's midfield is offering almost no resistance and they still can't score.

 

[kella]

Holy fuck this game is lit. If Curacao had any bite to their attack, Mexico would be in a big hole.

0 defense played in the middle of the field.

 

[NML]

JFC we are so bad

Why is Arriola still playing? Is every other option saying "no?"

 

[bruin]

We look like our entire squad was out last night getting shit faced Varsity Blues style

 

[NML]

Looked onside, but I can only assume the AR was trying to help Zardes save face for the inevitable shank

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Let's see:

Studs up tackle deserving of a red
TWO bites
A nipple twist

VAR can't come soon enough.

 

[doh]

That's the part of VAR I like the most... you (hopefully) won't be able to get away with biting guys or doing other stuff an officiating crew misses.

 

[goblue96]

Ref gives the red for the studs up tackles and the two bites/nipple twists, most likely, don't happen. Ref had zero in-game control last night.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

what channel is the game on tonight?

 

[kella]

Uni and FS1

 

[Rutgers Mike]

thank you. didn't want to go around searching for FXX or something.

 

[kella]

Don't worry, watching us get cornholed by the Ticos will be a waste of time enough!

 

[NML]

Already been a better game than Wednesday

 

[NML]

We have zero creativity sans Nagbe. Arriola and Villafana just bomb up and down and send in hopeless crosses to no one in particular a la turkeys. Zusi is sitting back for some reason? Makes no sense given his skill set. Bradley and Acosta have been okay. Does Morris know how to do anything other than turn and try and run behind the defense? Classic puber there...

The real tragedy is Matt Reis's mustache

 

[kella]

Arriola is horrendous. He let a ball that bounced off the post hit him in the arm lol. It was a 15 yard bounce.

 

[kella]

Hell of a free kick by Deuce

 

[Hachiko]

 

[kella]

Nagbe was awesome last night. The perfect @Milo midfielder

 

[doh]

Nagbe was awesome last night. The perfect @Milo midfielder

I never played against him but glad he's playing over Bedoya.

 

[Soonerfan09]

Who's worse, Bedoya or Arreola?

 

[NML]

 

[NML]

I never played against him but glad he's playing over Bedoya.

He's, what, third on the depth chart at left mid? Being better than Bedoya can't be our point of reference when discussing how good someone is

You do you though

 

[doh]

No but it just shows how dumb it was last year when Nagbe and Pulisic didn't play in Copa to let other garbage like Bedoya play instead.

 

[joshuahuskers]

lol Mexico lost. Awesome.

 

[Hachiko]

 

[NML]

lol Mexico lost. Awesome.

 

[JAR201166]

Let's go

 

[NML]

This game going to be boring af. Clint probably gets the winner and the scoring record off the bench late in the second half.

Same lineup as last game