Olympic shit and pissing show

[Hachiko]

Also, Ashton Eaton sucks at pole vaulting.

 

[Southpaw]

Was the nice ass Cal pole vaulter there?

 

[mcnoles]

 

[Hachiko]

You know that Argentine football is in the gutter when it's the field hockey team winning gold instead, and turning Belgium into penniless, harmless french fries. Puta madre bing bing bing!

 

[Bmack]

I don't know man, why does anyone need a hooker when they can just go to a bar and get laid? Sometimes people just want a hooker. @Bmack

You don't pay for sex, pay for them to go away.

 

[Hachiko]

41.77. With no one racing alongside them. IAAF asskissing dat ass-er, Almighty Dolla Dolla!

 

[adchester]

I'll give y'all one guess at Lochte's alma mater.....


Go gata

 

[Hachiko]

I didn't know Michael Phelps did shot put.

 

[GatorTD]

Listen here fucko

 

[adchester]

Neither of the guys that won shot put medals put their hands over their hearts during the national anthem. I'm sure conservatives will be just as outraged as they were over Gabby Douglas.

 

[silverwheels]

19.79? bolt is slackin'

 

[goblue96]

He looked bored in the last 100.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Bolt blows everyone away yet isn't even close to his WR. That record is just unbelievable.

 

[Plotty]

Yep what a pussy. Fast pussy.

In other news, Manti Teo's girlfriend saw Ryan Lochte.

 

[silverwheels]

In other, other news, Ashton Eaton's wife is cute af.

 

[CJ_24]

In other, other news, Ashton Eaton's wife is cute af.

You know the drill. Pics or gtfo

 

[silverwheels]

eh, she looked better on TV than on google for some reason. i kind of take it back.

 

[kella]

She's pretty cute, TexAg

 

[OU11]

wheels looked at her with more scrutiny after he stuck his neck out telling nutopia she was cute af

 

[silverwheels]

she's still cute, but it didn't really show in my GIS so that's why i kind of took it back.


seven nation army has hit the olympics. oh well, i was getting tired of this anyway.

 

[BamaRedwingsFan]

I like watching the beach volleyball, but the DJ is annoying as FUCK! That music is like the soundtrack for a headache.

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[kella]

These fans are fucking hammered man. Partying on Copa Cabana for 7 hours before this match starts? Sounds amazing, TBH

 

[jdlikewhoa]

she's still cute, but it didn't really show in my GIS so that's why i kind of took it back.


seven nation army has hit the olympics. oh well, i was getting tired of this anyway.

She's been on the TV every night for the last week and they're in some stupid commercial that plays incessantly. GIS is unnecessary.

 

[OU11]

 

[kella]

Wheels isn't the kind of person to be connected to pop culture. He's kind of like that guy on Reddit who didn't know who Taylor Swift was, despite being presented with a picture of her.

 

[silverwheels]

who tf is taylor swift

 

[kella]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

 

[OU11]

this celebration

 

[Hike]

Neither of the guys that won shot put medals put their hands over their hearts during the national anthem. I'm sure conservatives will be just as outraged as they were over Gabby Douglas.

Just watched that on the west coast. I would shame them but they can pick me up and throw me as far the shot put.

 

[DanishDonut0]

eh, she looked better on TV than on google for some reason. i kind of take it back.

Used to have class with her, definitely cute and a very cool person but she did have some acne problems. Not everyone gonna look cute while sweating and competing on GIS.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Literal Olympic shit show:

Race Walk Leader Appears To Be Having Poop Problems [Update: He Has Collapsed]

 

[Southpaw]

Did he died?

The hilarious thing about it to me is that speed walking is what everyone looks like when they have to shit reel bad and are heading for the toilet.

 

[DeadMan]

Damn, that's shitty.

 

[Hike]

and then throwing the sponge off toward the crowd

 

[DeadMan]

Eh, anyone who does any sort of physical activity longer than 30 minutes or so has been in that situation. I plan my long run routes around having a bathroom every mile and a half or so, just in case.

By the way, I read a bit on racewalking this morning, and it sounds insane. They take steps as fast as someone running the 800m does, for over 30 miles.

 

[GatorTD]

How is that even a sport? Anything you can do in a mall that doesn't affect anyone else really shouldn't be a sport

 

[Southpaw]

Like golf?

 

[Hachiko]

This USA men's volleyball team just can't close out games. Stay pleb, boys.

 

[kella]

USA shaming theirselfs

 

[silverwheels]

Literal Olympic shit show:

Race Walk Leader Appears To Be Having Poop Problems [Update: He Has Collapsed]

comments got me dying over here

 

[kella]

Speaking of shitting down ur leg, lol USA volleyball

That Russell guy fucked up horribly 3 times in a 15 point set.

 

[Hachiko]

Speaking of shitting down your leg, lol USA volleyball

That Russell guy fucked up horribly 3 times in a 15 point set.

Autistic performance from the USA men. Speraw is a fucking Zotfag, and as an LBSU man to the core, I'll allow Italy to win this.

 

[sayo]

Usa volleyball don't have the clutch gene.

 

[sayo]

So frustrating. I just don't see how either of these teams get excited for a bronze game.

 

[kella]

Pierre McGuire doing water polo?

 

[Hachiko]

L'inversione è correttezza.

 

[Hachiko]

82-76 USA NBA All-Stars. I want them to face Serbia and Sandusky the living shit out of them for the women's volleyball team fucking up against them. They screw this up, bye K-lisha. *slams mic into the ground*

 

[Irishman]

Pierre McGuire doing water polo?

As it should be.

 

[kella]

Pierre water polo drinking game. Chug entire drink if they even let him talk.

 

[Irishman]

Do they have junior leagues for water polo? How's Pierre going to have anything to talk about if he can't relate a story about what some player was like during his playing days in Saskatoon?