Olympic shit and pissing show

[CJ_24]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...te-shared-room-marathon-session-canoeist.html

 

[goblue96]

Somebody got use out of all the free condoms.

 

[CJ_24]

The elephant in the room when the Olympic golf coverage constantly pointed out that Fowler and Watson moved into the athletes village when they originally planned to stay somewhere else.

 

[goblue96]

The elephant in the room when the Olympic golf coverage kept pointing out that Fowler and Watson moved into the athletes village when they originally planned on staying somewhere else.

By the middle weekend, the Olympic Village turns into a giant orgy as competitors get eliminated from competition.

 

[CJ_24]

I think I'd take that over a gold medal.

 

[adchester]

Gary Russell got screwed in boxing against some Uzbeki guy

 

[worst2first]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...te-shared-room-marathon-session-canoeist.html

Scroll down for video

I did. It was not the video I was hoping to see.

 

[NML]

 

[osick87]

I know I'm a day late but there is little in the world that makes me chuckle like a dude's dick resting on the pole vault pole.

 

[osick87]

Cue the "even Usain got more respect for the anthem than Gabby" takes

 

[bruin]

Shakur Stevenson clinched our second medal in men's boxing today.

He's as an impressive young skilled boxer that can terrorize you in many ways. What a talent.

 

[zoltan]

Bolt cold af for that.

 

[Hike]

That's rough. I read that it has been windy during the diving competition and that has been giving people trouble. Not sure if it was the case there.

 

[kella]

Decathlon shot put is awesome. Some of these guys are barely breaking what I did throwing JV shotput in high school to get an extra credit for NHS.

 

[Hachiko]

...how convenient. Avicii's "Wake Me Up" plays after Anna Fransson of Sweden wins her wrestling match. #Pandering.

 

[kella]

Either the IOC or the AIBA is sending some boxing judges home because of presumptions of match fixing. Wow.

 

[kella]

Wasn't Poland the top ranked men's volleyball team? Not looking good for them.

 

[Hachiko]

At least the USA can't finish worse than fourth in either men's or women's volleyball. But that was autiste-quality from Poland. Their coach needs to go.

 

[Bdub]

So it sounds like the whole mugging incident of Lochte and the other swimmers was either completely made up or extremely embellished at best. What a bunch of idiots.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

So it sounds like the whole mugging incident of Lochte and the other swimmers was either completely made up or extremely embellished at best. What a bunch of idiots.

I don't buy the Brazillians story

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[evil1]

So it sounds like the whole mugging incident of Lochte and the other swimmers was either completely made up or extremely embellished at best. What a bunch of idiots.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if they made up the story. It also wouldn't surprise me if the Brazilian authorities are just trying to sanitize the incident to protect their image.

 

[Bdub]

It wouldn't surprise me at all if they made up the story. It also wouldn't surprise me if the Brazilian authorities are just trying to sanitize the incident to protect their image.

Yeah no doubt. Sounds like they tried to pull Lochte passport but he already left the country.

 

[bruin]

nice to see us actually play some defense and show some balls.

 

[Hachiko]

Daphne Slippers is a rubbish sprinter. Overrated Dutchie. pass the!

 

[zoltan]

Fool said

"He put the gun to my head and said give me the money

I was like whatever... "

 

[Bdub]

Fool said

"He put the gun to my head and said give me the money

I was like whatever... "

He talks just like he looks. What a surprise

 

[kella]

As dumb as lochte is I find it easy to believe that someone would be mugged at a gas station near Rio. There are about 10,000 muggings...a month.

 

[Bdub]

As dumb as lochte is I find it easy to believe that someone would be mugged at a gas station near Rio. There are about 10,000 muggings...a month.

Yeah and I also don't see a motive to lie about something like that. Unless they killed a hooker and dumped her in a ditch.....

 

[DeadMan]

 

[Southpaw]

My guess is they got some hookers and then it turned out they were trannys. The trannys probably stole their shit, so the swimmers came up with the robbery story to avoid the embarrassment of trannys and hookers.

 

[pavel]

That was my thought as well. Or that some dudes busted in when the hookers were in the room with them

 

[kella]

Nothing would surprise me, I just got a real chuckle out of a city that has 10k muggings A MONTH bristling at the idea that someone would be impersonating a cop to mug people, or an actual cop was mugging people.

 

[goblue96]

Locked Up Abroad: Rio

 

[Hachiko]

English Gardner...I don't rate her highly. That's why. Nice drop.

 

[CJ_24]

Unless they killed a hooker and dumped her in a ditch.....

Is that even a crime in Brazil?

 

[CJ_24]

Bomani Jones has a series of tweets comparing the Ryan Lotche story to Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate." It's hysterical.

 

[GatorTD]

So the US 4X100 relay team gets to re-run their race sometime later totally by themselves.

 

[Hike]

My guess is they got some hookers and then it turned out they were trannys. The trannys probably stole their shit, so the swimmers came up with the robbery story to avoid the embarrassment of trannys and hookers.

Why would they need hookers when everybody in the village is having sex.

 

[Simo77]

Whole story is odd. My favorite part is that this is the crime that Brazil must get to the bottom of. Be it a fraudulent report or actually a robbery the truth must be brought forth. This time.

 

[kella]

So the US 4X100 relay team gets to re-run their race sometime later totally by themselves.

Weirdly this seems fair.

 

[Southpaw]

Why would they need hookers when everybody in the village is having sex.

I don't know man, why does anyone need a hooker when they can just go to a bar and get laid? Sometimes people just want a hooker. @Bmack

 

[evil1]

Grindin' hittin' Brazilian dimes from behind

 

[goblue96]

So the US 4X100 relay team gets to re-run their race sometime later totally by themselves.

Bart Scott to watch us drop the baton again.

 

[GatorTD]

Mother of god Lochte is dumb.

 

[Hollywood]

http://www.sbnation.com/2016/8/18/12537924/ryan-lochte-robbery-american-swimmer-braizil-rio-police

@ comments

"A drunken Ryan Lochte goes to a gas station and has to pee but the bathroom door is locked so he breaks down the door because, you know, he has to pee. Next thing he knows the armed security guard is confronting the drunk Ryan Lochte who probably already forgot he broke the door to the bathroom. And to Lochte an armed security guard demanding payment for the broken door he forgot about is "being robbed by a guy dressed like a cop at gun point.""

 

[Hachiko]

Our USA women's volleyball team just isn't that good.

 

[sayo]

Ugh. Blew it with a two point lead in the 5th. That sucks...

 

[Hachiko]

Ugh. Blew it with a two point lead in the 5th. That sucks...

They lose the bronze medal, Kiraly, he gone.

 

[sayo]

Passing was sloppy at the end putting Glass into tough spots. Also, service errors in the 5th game while also giving up an ace... lawd