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FM14: Super Hans to Berlin. Berlin? Yes, nowhere near Berlin

kella

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post a screenshot of ur formation, because my guess is you have some non-complimentary roles/positioning that's causing turnovers?

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As you can see everyone is in a natural position but Ben-Hatira, who is still adept at playing further back on the wing. For those injuries I have a few replacements who are naturals.
 

kella

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And yeah when I want to maintain possession I switch to the appropriate shouts and I switch my wingers to support roles rather than attacking.
 

kella

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Brooks is amazing BTW. He is 6'4" with 16 pace, so a lot of times he is chasing wingers down rather than my fullbacks.
 

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And yeah when I want to maintain possession I switch to the appropriate shouts and I switch my wingers to support roles rather than attacking.


Looks like an okay formation to me, but not particularly geared for position with the distances between your midfielders. I find better success maintaining possession when my three central midfielders are in a very tight triangle.


There will be a lot of space between your players on the right side of the formation with Skelbred in an attacking role, Niemeyer in a defending role, and your CAM very far away. Basically I like to imagine my players half a position further forward in attack roles, half a position further back in defensive roles, and roaming by half position either way in support roles (on defense they'll be deep on attack they'll push further forward). That causes the right side of your midfield to be pretty stretched, which doesn't lend itself well to possession play.

Also, if you switch your wings to "support" roles, Ramos might become very isolated up top. If you switch them to support, you might consider switching the AM to Attack?
 

kella

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Yeah, I do that. When Ronny is fit I usually have him attacking. My replacements don't have nearly as good of crossing and shooting stats so them attacking is just wasteful shots, basically.
 

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Standings as of October 20th, after a 2-0 win over Hoffenheim despite losing 60-40 in possession yet again. We did a great job shutting down Volland and Firmino. Hoffenheim frequently found themselves with slower players in advanced wing positions because of this prompt closing down (Rudy, Salihovic) and as a result my big, air-dominant CBs had plenty of time to make for cover in the box.

MOTM was John Brooks. I'd compliment him but he's already at max morale.

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Next up, 2 winnable games against struggling teams at the bottom: Stuttgart, then HSV, who feature HSBC loaned target-man-of-the-future PM Lasogga. Unfortunately the loan deal does allow PM to play against HBSC, so hopefully he decides to go easy on us.

Additionally, players and staff recently uncovered the terrible secret of manager Super Hans. Despite holding an American passport, he has a striking blue collar London accent. When pressed during warmups at the film session following the Hoffenheim win, Hans admitted that he switched to US citizenship and tries to hide his British roots.

"It was much easier to get hired at HSBC with very little experience after they realized I was 'American', as nobody in Germany is looking to hire a manger from a country whose national team can't win a game at the world cup"
 

kella

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Woohoo, presuming I survive relegation...

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kella

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One position I absolutely have to target is a right midfielder (Skjelbred is leaving on loan unless I can figure some way to buy him) and some fullbacks. I have almost no depth of any quality there. To facilitate this I used some of my increased wage budget to hire a new scout with 16/16 JA and JP.
 

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We're going to have to ratchet our transfer budget down in order to afford higher salaries if HSBC are going to make a key signing at the mid-season window, because nobody worth a shit that isn't like 19 wants to get paid a ton.
 

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Dortmund playing a Greek has backfired horribly. 35th minute and we score on a corner that Papasthopoulous essentially passes into his own net, lol. 1-0 Berlin!
 

kella

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Hans has notified his team, the media, and his family of his intention to give this post match conference fully nude while smoking a pipe.

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In a game that saw a whopping 43 shots, only 3 goals were scored...and one of them was a Sokratis own goal. Ramos scored the game winner beating Weidenfeller to an early cross delivered from the wing on one of HBSC's numerous counter attacks. With a few more pacey players in the lineup for HBSC this game would have probably been 4 or 5 to 1.
 

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This "match highest earner clause" is the fastest way to get me to walk away from an offer. Really, you think some dude only worth 3m at 29 years old deserves like 60k a week? lol
 

kella

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Super Hans had to spend his transfer and weekly wage increase on a player before he went back to spending it on crack, so we've signed a left back to add some depth to our sorely lacking wide defender pool.

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Dat physical stat line. For only 4.5m (my price)? His wage is kinda high but he's young enough that I can dump him on the transfer/loan market if it becomes a huge issue and he should attract a lot of attention.
 

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He's a left back, not a cm. Don't really care
 

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This might be my favorite dynasty. Travis and osick do really well in their games, Kella can't keep a job past November. Kella assumes game is broken for him. :laughing:
 

kella

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Pardon the quality, but SHIRT OFF



This guy has played out of his mind. 7 goals from a not-always-advanced winger position. Pisses me off that he's only on loan.

(better quality video incoming)
 
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kella

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I remember using Skjelbred on my 2007 Hamburg master league, too. Dude has been around a minute
 

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We strong then

Augsburg is #2 in da league right now
 

kella

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FFFFUUUUUUU Ramos is out for 3 months. Luckily the break is coming up
 

kella

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Pardon the quality, but SHIRT OFF



This guy has played out of his mind. 7 goals from a not-always-advanced winger position. Pisses me off that he's only on loan.

(better quality video incoming)


Bump for better quality video.
 

kella

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The media called this a "fluke" goal...I say pure skill yet again from Skjelbred

 

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More pure class from Skjelbred!



dat first touch, lol...and wat is the Kaiserslautern keeper doing? Despite the fact that Ramos was out, I started 2 CMs under 21, AND K'sltrn have a guy named DICK, we won 3-0 pretty easily. I switched to control/possession and then time wasting and energy saving in the 2nd half and subbed both my hard-working wingers pretty early since we have a league game later in the week.

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That wasn't a Pekarik fluke, it was actually a great cross that Allagui headed down and off the diving keeper and in. Weird scoring.
 

kella

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BTW for anyone watching these videos, manually switch it to 1080p for clarity.
 

kella

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4th round cup draw...only relatively decent teams are left and we draw...NURNBERG lol. They are in 14th and playing pretty terribly this season. Whew, lucked out. Depending on injuries, might be able to play some more starters for that game.
 

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I'll have to do better camera angles from here on out.
 

kella

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For 10m though? I might need another striker, but for instance, Boyd is like 1.2m with still reasonable potential and 2.5 stars is a sufficient backup to Ramos.
 

kella

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Ah gotcha. I always test them out with scouting to see how much they're looking for. I probably need at least another player mid-season and a few more off-season and I only have like 50k in weekly salary left to use and 10m in transfers.
 

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What you can do is sort by asking price (during transfer periods) because most of the time they are asking for less than what the player is worth
 

kella

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Another well-fought victory over Mainz, 1-0, thanks to my 3rd choice striker's amazing first touch onto a through ball and expertly placed low shot past the Mainz keeper. Relatively few close calls in a game where Hans & Co. went down to 10 men after Van Den Bergh picked up a 2nd yellow in the 80th.

Not too upset with this foul because he picked up his first yellow killing a dangerous looking counter in the first half after a stupid pass from defense.

Although Wagner scored his first goal of the season, he also missed this, lol...



Weird, I encoded this one with VirtualDub just like the last few and it isn't in 1080p. :dunno:
 

Yankee151

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That's the most frustrating thing to watch ever. I saw that happen in two straight games last night and I wasn't even coaching either team.
 

kella

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A victory over Nurnberg sees HBSC temporarily in 2nd. After the weekend finished, we sat in 3rd. Allagui scored both goals on puber over the top counters. He has been a more than competent replacement for the injured Ramos.

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3rd place? "I've made a terrible mistake"

No way my roster is currently deep enough for Europa league play let alone UCL.
 

kella

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Scouting is hard. Why can't I send any scouts to Africa? I want to pull my guy out of England because those players are so overvalued.
 

Yankee151

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If your board doesn't let you then try and request to do so, but it's not likely to happen unfortunately. If you want to afect regens, hire an african scout for your staff so you at least have that.
 

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Hiring an African as ahead of Youth Development has a better chance of getting dem African regens.
 

kella

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It's more that I just can't change assignments. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason as to why.
 
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