FIFA 14 General discussion

[kella]

Nobody else even attempts long shots. I'd say that scoring from outside the box has won and drawn me way more games than any wasted attempts have cost me

 

[pavel]

am here for poor clubs

 

[kella]

Ditto

 

[pavel]

oh shit. ps3? Let's fuck these dudes on co-op, am hammered

 

[kella]

We gonna roll cska ninja. Gimme 5

 

[pavel]

werd

 

[TrojanMan]

#missingproclubs. #hurryupfifa15

 

[pavel]

#thehole
#allycomeback

 

[pavel]

#cuttheshitkella

 

[Orlando]

Around for rich clubs or Carl on Duty @TrojanMan

 

[sayo]

Poor clubs? I got time for that

 

[kella]

Beating a cruzeiro puber gimme a few

 

[pavel]

i have maybe 2 games in me. dorounk

 

[sayo]

What's up?

 

[kella]

pavel dead

rasmus elm bitch

http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/192915484

 

[kella]

 

[sayo]

Won the division in Div 5. I don't think I played this well in last year's game. Those predictable Mexican pubers who only lob through... you the real MVP.

 

[kella]

Cska rape

 

[kella]

Beat this Mexican cabron 6-3. All 3 off his goals were 60 yard crosses from the corner to Peralta, so I made this little pinche maricon watch every single second of every single replay, including all the goals at halftime (it was 4-2).

Couple of the nicer ones, both Dzagoev. He also delivered a little clipped ball off of an edge-of-the-box free kick for Wernbloom to head home. Those are so easy to do. Point just past far post, 1/4 power, curl toward the net, and the pubers always panic assuming it's a shot. They hammer triangle to jump the wall and it runs the keeper out. Empty net for the header





Not sure why it's so fucking dark, look like we're playing at Madison Square Garden

 

[worst2first]

I'm in the midst of an epic World Cup quarterfinal against Germany. They jumped out to an early 2-0 lead thanks to some shoddy defense by the Red Devils. I was about to lose hope when Davet Lambert (my created player) scored at 86' and then Beneteke scored at 92' to tie the match. I took a break to calm down for a second.

Lambert has two goals in WC and I'm wondering if he should request a transfer from Cercle Brugge. I'm tempted but perhaps I should stay at least a season and see if he can't help turn things around for the club.

 

[worst2first]

Belgium won on penalties and goes on to face Portugal in the semifinal.

 

[kella]

GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO

not really, just 50x better than any trash scored against me by these puta madre maricons

 

[worst2first]

Well that was disappointing. Belgium beat Portugal 2-0 but then my player wasn't used in the final and they lost to Chile 1-0. That quarterfinal match was one of the most exciting and nerve-wracking sports video game experiences I've had.

 

[kella]

the 5 man backline should be punishable by drone rocket

 

[Yankee151]

The worst part about the Dutch/Costa Rica run in the WC is now all the 5-man pubers have an excuse to use it

 

[kella]

I just got whistled for offside...ON A BACK PASS

Ensuing long ball ping pongs around, he runs into the box and rolls one by my keeper.

 

[worst2first]

There are three weeks left in the transfer window and I'm tempted to have Lambert ask for one. At 74 OVR he's by far the best player at Cercle Brugge. He's valued at 2.3 million (the next closest player is at like 300-400 thousand) but he's only being paid 2,000 a week and this team is not very good. I thought someone might make an offer even if I don't ask for a transfer. He did score two goals in WC which you would think would result in some attention by some of the bigger clubs. I guess I'll play out a year here and see what happens.

 

[TrojanMan]

There are three weeks left in the transfer window and I'm tempted to have Lambert ask for one. At 74 OVR he's by far the best player at Cercle Brugge. He's valued at 2.3 million (the next closest player is at like 300-400 thousand) but he's only being paid 2,000 a week and this team is not very good. I thought someone might make an offer even if I don't ask for a transfer. He did score two goals in WC which you would think would result in some attention by some of the bigger clubs. I guess I'll play out a year here and see what happens.

Request Demand a transfer.

A young player at 74 OVR should not be playing at Brugge anymore. You should be starring in the MLS, or for a lower/mid tier team in a big league.

 

[kella]

Way too many games go like this



I'm convinced it's coded in

That or nobody online can score via anything but a counter and auto switching mishaps

 

[worst2first]

Request Demand a transfer.

A young player at 74 OVR should not be playing at Brugge anymore. You should be starring in the MLS, or for a lower/mid tier team in a big league.

I requested a transfer twice and twice they denied me.

 

[TrojanMan]

I requested a transfer twice and twice they denied me.

Shoot a youth squad member with your pellet gun and then get caught with a hooker and blow in your Ferarri.

If it's in the game....

 

[fonzilla]

Shoot a youth squad member with your pellet gun and then get caught with a hooker and blow in your Ferarri.

If it's in the game....

Sounds like a @bruin wetdream

 

[bruin]

@fonzilla

 

[DanishDonut0]

I think my win % or ranking got way too high, now I am constantly playing really good players, lol. A bunch of dudes who have basically mastered manual passing. Just pwning me. Every player is like playing Danish.

I do miss playin y'all though

edit: you'll*

 

[sayo]

For real though. Fuck chicorito or whatever the fuck. When those third world scrubs actually land those bullshit lobs he's a machine.

 

[worst2first]

I got pissed that the team wouldn't grant me a transfer and started a new Be A Pro player. I'm going to start a dynasty with him. I love how easy it is to grab screens and dump them on a USB drive. That would have been nice for all my failed NCAA dynasties.

 

[kella]

I do miss playin y'all though

edit: you'll*

The Danish clones have stopped and now I am back to playing (slightly more proficient) route 1/lobbed ball spammers.

I really need to get used to playing with auto switching off. It probably gives up 75% of my goals

 

[Orlando]

I like it for corners, but it can be annoying otherwise.

 

[kella]

It doesn't work for corners either. You have to hit L1 as soon as the corner is taken as the default switch gives you someone not marking the attacker who is gonna get to the ball.

 

[kingssc]

Yeah, the auto-switching on counters is killing me.

 

[HuskerHomie]

I almost always use manual switching, but occasionally it burns me. Much prefer it to auto.


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[Orlando]

I seem to get the right guy on corners, whether or not he jumps is another issue entirely haha

 

[DanishDonut0]

I use auto switching on air balls only. If I'm playing who spams lobs I just user control the defender and run with them while letting the CPU pressure with R1. Or body check them, off the ball, to the ground if it is trog vs twink which is usually case. If they do get it in air I like to bicycle kick it away with my unathletic defender It's actually kind of ridiculous how well it works.

Semi manual passing is the way to go doe

 

[kella]

that's usually what I do too, but sometimes switching to the right guy doesn't work that well and it gives me some off-ball defender who is totally useless

 

[fonzilla]

Anybody else like playing corners short??

 

[Renegade]

So I bought the power-up thing that makes you the international manager of your manager's country in a previous dynasty, and I want to buy it again, but it won't let me purchase it. Was this a one-use thing that I squandered on a dynasty I wasn't particularly interested in?

 

[Lloyd Carr]

What's a fun team to use online?

 

[kella]

CSKA Moscow is ok but their defense is fucking awful (compared to their other players) and Doumbia gets bossed by most real CBs, so unless you just do endless lobs they kinda have a low ceiling.

I like Marseille and Sporting quite a bit.

 

[Yankee151]

Sevilla

 

[Lloyd Carr]

I'll have to try them out.

I've been playing with Limerick lately, and they've got this ginger-minge guy who I like blasting it with. Everyone else sucks on the team.