Corching Carousel/ Hot Seat 23-24

[Rutgers Mike]

I thought he been retired like what what 10 years ago?!!!

He retired from Minnesota in 2015 cause of seizures, came back as Rutgers OC in 2017, retired again, then somehow ended up as TCU interim HC in 2021, then NMSU HC the last 2 years.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

He left off with that weird rant about the UNM athletics director because they restricted access to their practice facilities after the NMSU QB pissed on a UNM logo at the UNM practice facility.

“If I get in trouble, I don’t give a (expletive) either because I can go down to Mexico tomorrow, drink margaritas and let you all enjoy your life because I’ll be enjoying mine,” Kill said after the game. “But I got class, and I’ve had class my whole life. You can ask the whole college football profession. I’ve had class and I’ve never been treated like that.”

Such good shit.

 

[Skeeter]

Well respected in the community!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Gene Chizik out as UNC DC. I didn’t even know he was still coaching

 

[fried rice]

Sounds like it’s the end of the road for the old prospector.

 

[bruin]

UCLA has promoted DL Coach Lkaika Malloe to DC. He coached the defense in the LA Bowl.

 

[Mame YO]

Focus Jim, you still have one more game

 

[silverwheels]

Venables finally told Roof to hit the bricks. Sounds like he's replacing him with Zac Alley, who is basically a mini-Venables.

 

[bruin]

UCLA has hired Ken Niumatalolo as TE's Coach.

 

[BasinBictory]

UCLA has hired Ken Niumatalolo as TE's Coach.

Maybe they can run triple option again, just like in HARMON days!

 

[goblue96]

Maybe they can run triple option again, just like in HARMON days!

 

[Mame YO]

Obligatory

 

[bruin228]

No, it's really not

 

[bruin]

UCLA is going to hire Akron OC Billy Fessler as QB’s coach.

 

[Mame YO]

Herewegoagain.gif

 

[Mame YO]

If Lanning is ever gon’ leave Oregon, I don’t think many corches turn down bama. If he turns down bama he is a lifer.

I just got a new pfp plz don’t make me change it already

 

[OU11]

Accepting an offer from Bama is a double edged sword, you get 1 maybe 2 years of leftover Saban help but then you're following Saban on you're own. You do anything other than make the conference shampship and get a playoff birth and #SHEGONE

 

[Mame YO]

You definitely don’t want to be the guy that follows THE guy imo but if that’s the jerb you probably only get the call once.

 

[OU11]

Hell you might need to make it to the semi-finals every year now, just making the top 12 doesn't mean shit at this point to THE TIDE.

You might still have to do it but that's a 99% fail scenario

 

[Mr. Radpants]

lol at anyone being an OREGON LIFER

 

[Southpaw]

Every progrum with a good corch shitting hisselfs. Definitely tough to follow saban but if you want the gig you gotta do it. Dabo? Kiffin for the lulz please.

 

[OU11]

Every progrum with a good corch shitting hisselfs. Definitely tough to follow saban but if you want the gig you gotta do it. Dabo? Kiffin for the lulz please.

If they hire DABO I am boycotting next year

 

[Mame YO]

Kiffin would be interesting but that would ruin my plans of watching ole miss next season. Still better than HEAD CORCH LUPOI for Oregon doe.

 

[OU11]

FRANKLIN

 

[Skeeter]

Marcus Freeman. Lol

 

[silverwheels]

Stoops to Alabama done deal

 

[OU11]

Stoops to Alabama done deal

But it's Bob not Mark

 

[Mame YO]

Why not both

 

[Southpaw]

James Franklin lol

 

[Mame YO]

I’m gon’ cope with this in my own way okay?

 

[Southpaw]

It really could be lanning. I don’t think any of the big names want to follow saban but he would do it. Dabo swoop in after he crash and burns.

 

[Ander1345]

Take Bert so we can get Jeff Monken

 

[Yankee151]

Mcmuffin also thinks it's Lanning to Bammer

 

[OU11]

Lanning does make some sense, he's young too so if he can somehow keep from being fired he could be there for a long time. If he gets fired he gets fired

 

[Southpaw]

Best jerb in the world fired college football corch.

 

[Mame YO]

Just about the only thing that keeps him at Oregon is just fatigue from moving his family. He has moved to something like 8 different states. Purely footbaw career move you probably take the jerb short of imposter syndrome anxiety.

 

[Irishman]

Get Brian Kelly! He's a good southern boy!

 

[Skeeter]

Just about the only thing that keeps him at Oregon is just fatigue from moving his family. He has moved to something like 8 different states. Purely footbaw career move you probably take the jerb short of imposter syndrome anxiety.

Oregon is a stepping stone program. That hasnt changed. If it's not bammer it will be something else.

 

[Brick]

JEDD to bama is a lock.

 

[Brick]

only bit confused necks would hire lanning but if they do and oregon promotes tosh lupoi to SAVE THE CROOTIN CLASS I will be fucking overjoyed.

 

[Mame YO]

Oregon is a stepping stone program. That hasnt changed. If it's not bammer it will be something else.

This is such a lame talking point lol. Taggart grew up in Florida. CristoBUM played for the U. Alabama could literally take any corch they wanted including Day. They don’t want Day, apparently. What does that say about your guy?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Chip went to the worst city in America to escape Oregon

 

[Brick]

lanning is a hot name for litrully no reason but CROOTS. the last thing bama needs is a CROOT CORCH. they deserve DABO or lanning.

 

[Skeeter]

This is such a lame talking point lol. Taggart grew up in Florida. CristoBUM played for the U. Alabama could literally take any corch they wanted including Day. They don’t want Day, apparently. What does that say about your guy?

Lol. Ok.Gif

 

[OU11]

lanning is a hot name for litrully no reason but CROOTS. the last thing bama needs is a CROOT CORCH. they deserve DABO or lanning.

How fucked would we be if they hired Leipold?

 

[bruin228]

How fucked would we be if they hired Leipold?

 

[Mame YO]

you know what, never mind.

 

[Mame YO]

For good measure

 

[Brick]

hey to give LANNING credit he beat #25 liberty this year. gotta count for something. it hard to beat ranked teams.

 

[Skeeter]