Rehab Fails, Career Over For Satanic Goats Jackson
Monday, October 5th, 2054
"It's one of the worst injuries of its kind I have ever encountered." Those were the opening words of the specialist that treated
Waco Satanic Goats right fielder
Eli Jackson for a ruptured finger tendon. Speaking at a press conference, the doctor went on to say, "In my professional opinion, it is highly doubtful that
Eliwill ever play baseball again. Miracles are always possible, but not in this case. The original injury was treatable, but several setbacks during the rehabilitation worsened the situation and did more damage." The distraught
Jackson also spoke to reporters, saying, "I anticipated that the recovery would be slow, but I never expected this." Team officials said that the 19-year-old
Jackson would take a few weeks to decide about his future.
In his career
Jackson has compiled a .193 batting average and collected 74 hits, 4 home runs and 22 RBIs.