2051 WBL Draft Thread YEAH BOY WOOO

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

brb gonna watch Draft Day.

 

[Yankee151]

Glad to see peace has been restored, I was about to break out my orbital laser satellite.

 

[Wolfman21]

Miners with 2nd and 3rd overall picks? I'm jelly

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Miners with 2nd and 3rd overall picks? I'm jelly

@OU11 So he's keeping his comp pick?

 

[Yankee151]

We'll never get a ruling just drop it

 

[Gooksta]

He said no comp picks

 

[OU11]

I dont do that, lc does

 

[OU11]

Dont at me with fuckshit anymore

 

[Karl Hungus]

No comp picks, lowballing that guy was stupid.

 

[Wolfman21]

@Lloyd Carr fix that joint

 

[Yankee151]

@bruin228 since you only have one pick left, trade me it for 3 and 4.

Also @Lloyd Carr @Orlando Cairo's 1st round pick (currently #4) is mine

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Dont at me with fuckshit anymore

First I was in sleep stasis, now you are. Will we ever be awake together during this space mission? How can a space league divided stand?

@OU11

 

[Yankee151]

I mean tbh, who wouldn't fall into sleep stasis at some point? Hypernet doesn't get signal at a certain point outside of Epsilon Eridani, and good luck trying to get any channels on Proxima Centauri's gamma ray tv station.

 

[bruin228]

No comp picks, lowballing that guy was stupid.

 

[Yankee151]

God I feel like I'm calling the rookie gm of the Jags. This is a good deal @bruin @bruin228, this a good deal for both of us.

 

[bruin228]

Give me your 3 2nd rounders.

 

[Yankee151]

Rad's scifi knowledge is much farther ahead of mine, I have some research to do

 

[bruin228]

I should still have 2 1sts, since I won @Travis7401's in the first annual HUNGER GAMES.

 

[Lloyd Carr]

I dont care if bruin has a comp pick or not.

you guys fight it out and tag me with ur decision.

 

[Lloyd Carr]

Ill take care of the other comp picks in rounds 2 and 3 tomorrow.

 

[bruin228]

I dont care if bruin has a comp pick or not.

you guys fight it out and tag me with ur decision.

Never forget who was on your side for Deflategate, LC. Never forget.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

@Orlando or @osick87 call the comp pick.

To me @OU11 (TAGGING YOU BRO) was the best shot caller for league decisions to me. He could make an unpopular call and mix in just enough fortune cookie riddle into his ruling that you would nod even if you disagree. I began worrying about him and the league when I started seeing complete dad posts like, "I will not cancel the contract because that is not the consequence." Sorry for aging you OU, hope ur sleep stasis lets us catch you in years.

 

[osick87]

I thought we decided last draft there were going to be no comp picks.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

lol.

So that's the point. It was in large font and he tried to low-ball Norman. Norman decided he would rather re-enter the draft with hopes of becoming a Distiller. All other comp picks are disallowed but we never got clarification on whether this former 1-1 would also be disallowed. It has just sat there in the draft order page waiting for a commish decision.

 

[osick87]

Looking at my last post, kinda looks like I just did.

 

[Yankee151]

OU riddles da best, his hiatus is probably another one of his riddles that we are yet to solve yet. I mean we can fly a man to Rho Cassiopia but OU's puzzles still confuse us.

I don't care what bruin's ruling is as long as he trades me 1-2.

 

[Yankee151]

I hope I don't run out of star systems and exoplanets as fast as I ran out of Baseball Tonight nicknames for @Orlando.

 

[Travis7401]

No, we decided no comp picks unless there are extenuating circumstances...

to me, Bruins stupidity is pretty extenuating, to me. He also gained no advantage by having a comp pick instead of the 1-1 he failed at last year.

 

[Lloyd Carr]

I'm on team @bruin

 

[bruin228]

 

[Travis7401]

Should have just given him the option to sign norman at full price, lol

 

[Mr. Radpants]

No, we decided no comp picks unless there are extenuating circumstances...

to me, Bruins stupidity is pretty extenuating, to me. He also gained no advantage by having a comp pick instead of the 1-1 he failed at last year.

Not sure you were tagged...

I basically agree with you though, only partially because I'm drafting ahead of @bruin.

 

[Karl Hungus]

No, we decided no comp picks unless there are extenuating circumstances...

to me, Bruins stupidity is pretty extenuating, to me. He also gained no advantage by having a comp pick instead of the 1-1 he failed at last year.

This nutopia. Stupidity is not extenuating.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Should have just given him the option to sign norman at full price, lol

That isn't the consequence of ignoring giant red fonts, though.

Plus Norman just called me like Vontae, begging me to draft him. He wants to be done with Very Low Work Ethic GMs.

 

[osick87]

I'm just the sim lackey. I don't care.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Am watching Draft Day. Is Norman BO CALLAHAN? My scout threw a curveball and upgraded his ratings the past couple months. It just feels like destiny at this point.

 

[Travis7401]

This nutopia. Stupidity is not extenuating.

True.

That expansion fucking ya'll gave him doe...

Honestly, he probably can't sign all three first round picks( including mine) anyway

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Wow I'm going to GIF this whole movie at some point. Phone ringing in the Seattle office, it's Sonny. Seattle assistant GM looks at caller ID, "Fleece him."

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Dennis Leary ranting about the running back Ray Jennings and Jonas from Veep laughing his head off while eating a jelly donut. This might be the most untapped GIF mine in the known galaxy.

 

[Yankee151]

I like how they'll go through a minute and a half of the Kansas City panorama only to lead up to a 30 second phone call with the Chiefs GM.

The Wisconsin Coach cracks me up the most though. "You kidding me with this? Want me to tear this kid down or what?"

 

[Orlando]

Bruin gets his pick. Ruling made.

 

[Yankee151]

wait is 1-2 the comp pick or 1-3, asking for a friend

 

[Orlando]

I'm guessing 1-2 if he had the 1-1 last year.

 

[Lloyd Carr]

I think the first two picks are always secure, and comp picks start at 1-3.

could be wrong though

 

[Yankee151]

yea worst draft ever i'm not getting either i quit

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Looking at my last post, kinda looks like I just did.

Bruin gets his pick. Ruling made.

Mmmk.

 

[Yankee151]

Rad my 1-4 and my 1st next year for Norman

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I think the first two picks are always secure, and comp picks start at 1-3.

could be wrong though

Umm no, you fail to sign the 1-1 and you get the 1-2. That's why @bruin has the 1-2.