2023 Season: The Week 6 Thread - Out of Time

[coogrfan]

I was surprised to learn that there are four P5 teams who miss more tackles than the Coogs.

 

[bruin]

Kickoff times for Week 7…

 

[Ander1345]

Rhule w/ Nebraska is at the potty training of a toddler stage at this point. Gotta start with not shitting their pants regularly, then let's move on to limiting accidents. Unfortunate there will be another pants shitting on Friday. Hopefully everyone has plans

You ovciously didn't watch us get destroyed on the COCK

 

[Mame YO]

I saw the early line on fanduel for Oregon @ Washington at -3.5 UW and my head says UW covers that but my heart says Oregon by 10 because I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Here’s an arbitrary stat for Oregon’s season so far: Oregon’s defense has allowed 7 total TDs, 4 of those were scored by Shough. The last time Oregon’s first team defense allowed a TD was in the 3rd quarter to TT. Penix gon’ ruin that. No I will not be showing ignored posts.

 

[bruin228]

Say the line @CJ_24

 

[CJ_24]

No one cares about Oregon

 

[adchester]

No I will not be showing ignored posts.

Bet

 

[Brick]

No one cares about Oregon

 

[bruin]

Bruins are -3.5 vs WAZZU.

 

[Mame YO]

No one cares about Oregon

This is fine, actually

 

[bruin]

Anyways… I just had to inform her that I will be in “rare form” watching Oregon-UW on 10/14 at 330pm.

 

[kella]

oregon twitter, the true Kings of Comedy

 

[bruin228]

She’s now planning on being out of the house. .

 

[adchester]

I'm so confused by that tweet. His wife "doesn't believe" he needs to watch football for work? Does she think he doesn't actually have a jerb? Did she marry an NASHUL player assuming he would never watch CTEball again after retirement? Do they just never actually talk to each other?

 

[goblue96]

Define "rare form"

 

[adchester]

Define "rare form"

May have a gamer moment when PENIX throws a TD

 

[kella]

I'm so confused by that tweet. His wife "doesn't believe" he needs to watch football for work? Does she think he doesn't actually have a jerb? Did she marry an NASHUL player assuming he would never watch CTEball again after retirement? Do they just never actually talk to each other?

you know which of these is true already

 

[digs]

if I ever turn into that man please fucking kill me

 

[Mame YO]

The top 25 defenses by stop rate (pts/drive also included):

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RANK	DEFENSE	G	DRIVES	STOP RATE	PTS/DRIVE
1	Michigan	5	48	87.5%	0.63
2	Penn State	4	47	85.1%	0.87
3	Fresno State	4	45	84.4%	1.00
4	Ohio	4	43	83.7%	0.86
5	UCLA	3	36	83.3%	0.83
6	Ohio State	3	29	82.8%	0.93
7	Duke	4	45	82.2%	1.09
8	Oklahoma	5	60	81.7%	0.90
9	Utah	4	47	80.9%	1.11
10	Maryland	4	44	79.5%	1.20
11	Rutgers	4	42	78.6%	1.29
12	Georgia	4	46	78.3%	1.26
13	Kentucky	4	45	77.8%	1.31
14	Texas	5	58	77.6%	1.10
15	Liberty	4	49	77.6%	1.37
16	Alabama	5	57	77.2%	1.25
17	Jacksonville State	4	52	76.9%	1.38
18	Miami	3	34	76.5%	1.26
19	Oregon	4	42	76.2%	1.24
20	Wisconsin	4	49	75.5%	1.47
21	Notre Dame	5	53	75.5%	1.42
22	Clemson	4	52	75%	1.54
22	Syracuse	4	48	75%	1.54
24	Marshall	3	43	74.4%	1.51
25	Air Force	4	35	74.3%	1.54

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Define "rare form"

Yelling like a moron about sports teams that you aren’t connected to in any meaningful way

 

[jamesnathan]

I believe it means that due to the alignment of the planets and moon, that will be the time this decade that he actually has a penis. For him, rare form indeed.

 

[BasinBictory]

By rare form, he means he'll squeal like a piggy when Penix penetrates the Oregon defense again and again.

 

[Skeeter]

The top 25 defenses by stop rate (pts/drive also included):

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RANK	DEFENSE	G	DRIVES	STOP RATE	PTS/DRIVE
1	Michigan	5	48	87.5%	0.63
2	Penn State	4	47	85.1%	0.87
3	Fresno State	4	45	84.4%	1.00
4	Ohio	4	43	83.7%	0.86
5	UCLA	3	36	83.3%	0.83
6	Ohio State	3	29	82.8%	0.93
7	Duke	4	45	82.2%	1.09
8	Oklahoma	5	60	81.7%	0.90
9	Utah	4	47	80.9%	1.11
10	Maryland	4	44	79.5%	1.20
11	Rutgers	4	42	78.6%	1.29
12	Georgia	4	46	78.3%	1.26
13	Kentucky	4	45	77.8%	1.31
14	Texas	5	58	77.6%	1.10
15	Liberty	4	49	77.6%	1.37
16	Alabama	5	57	77.2%	1.25
17	Jacksonville State	4	52	76.9%	1.38
18	Miami	3	34	76.5%	1.26
19	Oregon	4	42	76.2%	1.24
20	Wisconsin	4	49	75.5%	1.47
21	Notre Dame	5	53	75.5%	1.42
22	Clemson	4	52	75%	1.54
22	Syracuse	4	48	75%	1.54
24	Marshall	3	43	74.4%	1.51
25	Air Force	4	35	74.3%	1.54

Maction!!

 

[Ander1345]

Cade out for the year with ACL tear.

 

[Skeeter]

Cade out for the year with ACL tear.

That will really slow their offense down.

 

[CJ_24]

Bring back the BCS

 

[bruin228]

A poll that has Pedo State in the top 4 sucks

 

[CJ_24]

A poll that has Georgia and their cupcake schedule at 17 does not suck

 

[kella]

Maryland is gonna beat Ohio State

 

[CJ_24]

Big of Ohio to schedule a p5 nonconference opponent like Maryland so late in the season

 

[Skeeter]

View attachment 29955Bring back the BCS

Cool the guy is still operating a commodore 64

 

[kella]

don't clown on LOX

 

[DeadMan]

Cade out for the year with ACL tear.

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[Brick]

This is fine, actually

 

[goblue96]

Maryland is gonna beat Ohio State

Ohio State doesn't get since they are outside the DMV.

 

[Skeeter]

Does @kella get it since he's an Ohio transplant? Where's the line?

 

[kella]

I surrendered my Midwest heritage

 

[CJ_24]

University of Illinois's footbaw stadium is on fire

 

[Ander1345]

Yeah a fucking lawnmower, crazy, but probably not what Bielema meant guys. Not literal fire.

 

[Mame YO]

Per PFF

 

[pavel]

How many of those guys are transfers? Like 75%? Wild

Edit- 60%

 

[digs]

Fucking hate ASU, ASU fans and most of all HERM for driving out JAYDEN

 

[Brick]

van dyke gon plummet

 

[BasinBictory]

How many of those guys are transfers? Like 75%? Wild

Edit- 60%

How the hell did Penix start out at WINDIANA of all places?

 

[Lightningwar]

Sanders at #3 is pretty impressive considering the Oregon game.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

van dyke gon plummet

poor van dyke

 

[Brick]

poor van dyke

 

[bruin]

I have some thoughts.

 

[bruin]

 

[Mame YO]

Oregon stuff, spoiler tagging it so you’ll don’t get triggered:

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Noah Whittington is out for the season after a leg injury vs Colorado. That isn’t ideal but Jordan James is really, really good. Lots of talent in the RB room but after Irving and James it’s all unproven.

On the other side of the ball, Jestin Jacobs should be available against UW but he has missed every game so far this season so he might not get a lot of snaps.