2023 Season: The Week 1 Thread - Everywhere

[bruin228]

Damn, KLATT'S brain still hasn't given out

 

[goblue96]

this announcer on the NC State/Uconn game sounds like hes actively having a stroke...jesus

Do you blame him?

 

[OU11]

UTAH QB DOES THAT HARD WORK WORK WORK. 4am mornings on a farm have him ready to beat FLAWDA

 

[bruin228]

This is really the new Fox scoreboard, huh

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

This is really the new Fox scoreboard, huh

I’m glad it takes a quarter of the screen. I can’t wait to watch adds in it

 

[Ander1345]

Everyone gets to take a turn against Nebraska week 1 to get their season started right. Northwestern pantsed them last year, Illinois before that. Colorado before that. It’s become my favorite tradition

Northwestern didn't pants them lol.... they were losing until Scott Frost gave them the ball with a dumbest onside kick.

 

[adchester]

Everybody's here for the scoreboard

 

[bruin228]

Northwestern didn't pants them lol.... they were losing until Scott Frost gave them the ball with a dumbest onside kick.

Losing to a team that lost every other game means you got pantsed

 

[adchester]

Punt GOAT

 

[bruin228]

PLUMLEE Is awful lol

 

[OU11]

LET SIMS COOK

 

[bruin228]

Praying for KLATT to pull a Mitch McConnell

 

[adchester]

BRASKY and dumb penalties are a match made in heaven

 

[bruin228]

439 pounds wtf

Probably the average Southerner's weight actually

 

[adchester]

Kaliakmanis looking very Morgan-ish so far, could do worse

 

[adchester]

Why tf would you do a trick play there

Especially when you were driving easily wtf

 

[bruin228]

That call was so stupid. Rolling down the field with simple calls and you bring that out

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

What game yall watching

 

[adchester]

Meanwhile back in Nebraska

Police stop Nebraska man for bucking the law with a bull riding shotgun in his car

A car driving with a bull in it was pulled over in northeast Nebraska’s biggest city, but don’t worry, he didn’t steer

abcnews.go.com

 

[bruin228]

Minnesota-Nebraska

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Oh alright pls no bully if we lose

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Meanwhile back in Nebraska

Police stop Nebraska man for bucking the law with a bull riding shotgun in his car

A car driving with a bull in it was pulled over in northeast Nebraska’s biggest city, but don’t worry, he didn’t steer

abcnews.go.com

god bless this great state

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Oh alright pls no bully if we lose

Flipping between Brasky and go gata

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Fucking two number 3s

This is the stupidest shit

 

[Wolfman21]

this might be the worst NC State wide receiver group i've ever seen. Holy shit...a bunch of dudes that should be playing on 2-10 FCS squads

 

[adchester]

I wonder if they think Tyler Nubin will be a 1ST ROUND DRAFT PICK

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

They are hyping up the GOOFERS really good tonight

 

[Southpaw]

Mertz is not good.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

The games only been out a fucking day and these assholes already have nanos with their star safety coming free

 

[bruin228]

I'd be shocked if Napier's IQ is higher than 90

Also, the best QB he could get is Mertz? Lol

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Things might being going all pear shaped on florida

 

[Ander1345]

Lovie Smith fooled everyone by making people think Mertz was good.

 

[bruin228]

Damn, that would've been sick

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Yeesh so close

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Damn Utah you gotta get that kill shot

 

[Ander1345]

Kennesaw State(joining FBS in 2024) up 17-7 over Tusculum.

 

[OU11]

These graphics on Fox are hilarious

 

[bruin228]

KLATT really telling Nebraska to RUN DA BAWL with no timeouts

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I'd be shocked if Napier's IQ is higher than 90

Also, the best QB he could get is Mertz? Lol

We have 5 star DJ Lagway in the next class

1 hour and a half into the season and all is lost

 

[adchester]

Wtf is this shit

 

[bruin228]

CROOTS CLICKED

 

[OU11]

Wait they are reviewing the play before the false start?

 

[adchester]

Why don't we review 10 plays ago while you are at it

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Rhule said false start no fuck u btch

 

[OU11]

lmao and they got it wrong

 

[adchester]

Lol Brasky

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

That’s a duck

 

[bruin228]

Also Sims was the best QB Brasky could get? Lol

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

I’ll take it. Could be 17-3

 

[Ander1345]

First game football is like slapstick comedy.