2023 Season: The Week 1 Thread - Everywhere

[bruin]

Something's happening
Happening to me
My friends say I'm acting peculiarly
Come on, baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon
Before you break my heart

The appetizers are finished. Now let's get it on to Week 1. We'll have games Thursday through Friday over this Labor Day Weekend. Gameday will be live from Charlotte for North Carolina-South Carolina. Summer has flown by and kids are back at school. Halloween decorations are being put up at stores and the sun is setting a little earlier. Rock on in the free world, bros.



Notable matchups:
North Carolina State at UCONN - 4:30 PT (CBS SPORTS NET) Thursday
Florida at #14 Utah - 5:00 PM PT (ESPN) Thursday
Nebraska at Minnesota - 5:00 PM PT (FOX) Thursday
Central Michigan at Michigan State - 4:00 PM PT (FS1) Friday
Miami (OH) at Miami - 4:00 PT (ACC NET) Friday
Stanford at Hawaii - 8:00 PM PT (CBS SPORTS NET) Friday
Virginia at #12 Tennessee - 9:00 AM PT (ABC)
Colorado at #17 TCU - 9:00 AM PT (FOX)
Arkansas State at #20 Oklahoma 9:00 AM PT (ESPN)
#3 Ohio State at Indiana - 12:30 PM PT (CBS)
Boise State at #10 Washington - 12:30 PM PT (ABC)
Nevada at #6 USC - 3:30 PM PT (PAC 12 NET)
Washington State at Colorado State 4:00 PM PT (CBS SPORTS NET)
West Virginia at #7 Penn State - 4:30 PM PT (NBC)
#21 North Carolina vs South Carolina - 4:30 PM PT (ABC) Charlotte
Coastal Carolina at UCLA - 7:30 PM PT (ESPN)
#18 Oregon State at San Jose - 12:30 PM PT (CBS) Sunday
LSU at #5 Florida State - 4:30 PM PT (ABC) Sunday
#9 Clemson at Duke - 5:00 PM PT (ESPN) Monday

 

[bruin228]

PREHM pic got me lol

 

[kella]

Me too, wife asking what I was IJBOLing at

 

[adchester]

Wtf is IJBOL and why is Kella using it everywhere now

 

[kella]

it's zoomer bit confused speak that they don't actually use but boomer media thinks they do use so it annoys them when they see/hear it

 

[CJ_24]

The effort @bruin undertakes to create these threads and breathe life into college footbaw is underrated. Consistently excellent work Sir @bruin, it does not go unnoticed

 

[Ander1345]

Didn't put Toledo @ Illinois on there though. That game will be close or even an upset.

 

[MtneerManiac]

Hopefully our boys survive the thrashing Penn State is about to put on us this weekend so we can make it to EATSHITPITT healthy lol

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

The effort @bruin undertakes to create these threads and breathe life into college footbaw is underrated. Consistently excellent work Sir @bruin, it does not go unnoticed

This single handedly keeps the dying vine alive.

 

[jamesnathan]

Arkansas State at #20 - 9:00 AM PT (ESPN)

???

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Lots of intriguing matchups. Very excited. I'm drinking the Rhule-aid right now but don't think ole Brasky U has what it takes to knock off Minnesota quite yet. Touchdown dawgs seems about right to me

 

[bruin]

???

Oklahoma. It’s week 1. Even I’m a little bit rusty.

 

[bruin]

but Dante Moore and Collin Schlee will also play.

 

[bruin]

Chip Kelly said he’s never gone with a three-quarterback arrangement before.

 

[Brick]

From what I'm told, they're special.

 

[pavel]

From what I’m told, they’re a bit confused

 

[coogrfan]

Houston is a 1 pt home dog to UTSA.

 

[Brick]

 

[bruin228]

Why does he care, they have BO BILLBOARDS

 

[goblue96]

Mercury Hayes SI Cover

 

[Ander1345]

High school recruits that were born when I graduated high school are now playing college football. Fucking hurts, getting old.

 

[Skeeter]

For me they are retiring from decade+ pro careers.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Once they started showing up with birthday's in the 2000's I knew I was an old fogie

 

[goblue96]

Once they started showing up with birthday's in the 2000's I knew I was an old fogie

That Mercury Hayes SI cover is from the season opener my senior year at Michigan in 1995. I'm just waiting for HEAVENLY PETE to put me out to pasture with the BOOMERS.

 

[CJ_24]

That Mercury Hayes SI cover is from the season opener my senior year at Michigan in 1995. I'm just waiting for HEAVENLY PETE to put me out to pasture with the BOOMERS.

U mean on a Disney cruise?

 

[bruin]

GEORGE IS KILLING IT

 

[Brick]

KICKIN ASS

 

[Brick]

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[Ander1345]

This game gonna be ass!

 

[bruin]

Talking about the Ducks.

 

[kella]

no BEAVS game is ass

 

[Ander1345]

no BEAVS game is ass

That's the previous tweet. Talking about Rutgers-Northwestern.

 

[CJ_24]

That's the previous tweet. Talking about Rutgers-Northwestern.

11am central on CBS? They're just preparing the audience for the forthcoming slate of NFC North Noon games

 

[Irishman]

View attachment 29417
Talking about the Ducks.

Who gonna invite Geoff to come lurk on nUtopia? Since we don't have any friends we can invite, let's get BUMS like Geoff and Prehm on here.

 

[Irishman]

Bonus: @Dr. Shats Basoon can see our HARD WORK WORK at bringing in new members is paying off. CROOTS CLICK.

 

[bruin]

 

[coogrfan]

 

[bruin]

 

[Brick]

BEAR AND THE CHUD

 

[bruin228]

 

[Brick]

I'm living dangerously today.

 

[OU11]

What a basic bitch

 

[bruin228]

Got to have a good mix to pair with your sweatpants and GOLF KHAKIS

 

[Brick]

hes a white kid who grew up in eugene. they are all really cringe SQUAD nikes i am sure.

 

[OU11]

Definitely one pair of safety orange

 

[pavel]

Air Monarchs in 2 different sizes, plus backups

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Brick]

execute that dinosaur

 

[bruin]

Into the bag.

 

[bruin]

Good Portland State uniform.