2023 Season: The Week 0 Thread - Love Will Tear Us Apart

[Brick]

1 Billboards are used by successful businesses

reads like the answer a 3rd grader would provide on a test. lmao

 

[bruin228]

What successful businesses view billboards as some super effective form of advertising? JESUS SAVES anti-abortion groups and your local car dealership?

 

[adchester]

@thread title

 

[adchester]

What successful businesses view billboards as some super effective form of advertising? JESUS SAVES anti-abortion groups and your local car dealership?

You forgot sleazy realtors

 

[Skeeter]

Prehm hard on that copium

 

[Ander1345]

All this investment to get dumpstered by the Utes again!

 

[Brick]

prehm definitely not a BIDNESS MAN

 

[CJ_24]

I always question the unproven premise of all of this nonsense, that "recruits love it"

 

[adchester]

Probably shouldn't give the dumbass coach another 15 minutes of fame but hey I'll be entertained lol

 

[bruin]

 

[fried rice]

Why just his arm on the one building? At least put the Bodacious above the arm too?

Well you remember that tragic incident where his right arm got torn off on a 4th down scramble.

 

[bruin228]

 

[bruin]

Lol yes Oregon has lost their edge marketing the program.

 

[kella]

even if prehm had extra brainpower generated by his jowls he'd still be significantly confused by average American standards

 

[Brick]

BOBOARDS enter lexicon

 

[bruin]

DJ Uiagalelei named the starter at Oregon State

 

[Skeeter]

I have no idea who else Oregon St has, but it would've been shocking to me to me if he wasnt.

 

[Karl Hungus]

You forgot sleazy realtors

Personal injury lawyers

 

[adchester]

FYI for Anyone Travelling to Minneapolis

Minneapolis is an absolute criminal disaster right now, and the Dinkytown and campus areas are no exception. Rest assured, these elements are just waiting for night football games to target out of towners and the plates on your vehicles will be red flags. Park in lit areas if you can, move in...

nebraska.forums.rivals.com

 

[silverwheels]

I looked at a city on a map once and got shot. It's safer on the farm.

 

[Ander1345]

That's what happens when your corn is inferior and you still name your dumb ass team after it. Mfers are softer than white bread.

 

[bruin228]

FYI for Anyone Travelling to Minneapolis

Minneapolis is an absolute criminal disaster right now, and the Dinkytown and campus areas are no exception. Rest assured, these elements are just waiting for night football games to target out of towners and the plates on your vehicles will be red flags. Park in lit areas if you can, move in...

nebraska.forums.rivals.com

Another of Tony's alter egos strikes again

 

[kella]

Have they tried locking their cars and not leaving valuables in it? Every 3rd NextDoor post recommends this

 

[adchester]

FYI for Anyone Travelling to Minneapolis

Minneapolis is an absolute criminal disaster right now, and the Dinkytown and campus areas are no exception. Rest assured, these elements are just waiting for night football games to target out of towners and the plates on your vehicles will be red flags. Park in lit areas if you can, move in...

nebraska.forums.rivals.com

This guy was trying to say Somalis lmao

 

[Ander1345]

What living in a flyover state does to a motherfucker.

 

[bruin]

Come for Bo Nix talking about being on a billboard,

 

[Ander1345]

Is Bo supposed to be a Heisman candidate? I am confused.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The billboard says that he is BODACIOUS

 

[CJ_24]

He ain't wrong about Dinkytown tho

 

[adchester]

He ain't wrong about Dinkytown tho

 

[Ander1345]

Read that Navy is planning to pass more but still run the option.

I'm sure this will go well!

 

[Brick]

lmao

BOBOARDS ARE 1-0

 

[Southpaw]

Errybody jealous of Oregon

 

[silverwheels]

Oregon's marketing team to the playoff!

 

[Skeeter]

So billboards are new and original now?

 

[bruin]

remember when PREHM creamed his pants because Herbstreit had a Oregon helmet behind him on the CFB Top 25 show lolol

BRANDS

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Some campaign, they didn’t even make Nix’s name rhyme with Heisman

 

[Southpaw]

And wasn’t Joey Harrington on a billboard while all y’all were still in short pants?

 

[goblue96]

That's Joey HEISMAN to you, @Southpaw

 

[Brick]

 

[adchester]

Wtf is this shit? Fucking billboards have been around for like 100 years, this is the most basic bitch marketing ever lmao

 

[Skeeter]

No..it's new and innovative. Ask prehm

 

[kella]

 

[bruin228]

He’s fatter than Trump

 

[adchester]

He’s fatter than Trump

6'3" 205

 

[jamesnathan]

Wtf is this shit? Fucking billboards have been around for like 100 years, this is the most basic bitch marketing ever lmao

RECRUITS LOVE IT, DAMMIT!!!!!

 

[bruin]

WEEK 0 EVE WEEK 0 EVE WEEK 0 EVE WEEK 0 EVE

 

[bruin]

Imagine having recruits in your state not care about you. Yikes

 

[bruin]

GAMEDAY BROS

LFG LFG LFG

CROOTS CROOTS CROOTS

JENNY TAFT JENNY TAFT

GUS KLATT GUS KLATT

GILMORE GILMORE GILMORE GILMORE

 

[Ander1345]

Yo what the fuck you doing up at 2:28AM???