2023 Season: The Week 0 Thread - Love Will Tear Us Apart

[bruin]

But love, love will tear us apart again
Love, love will tear us apart again

We're back, bros. Crank some Joy Division. I sure have with City winning the prestigious treble this offseason. I'm glad to bring you guys another season of WEEKLY threads where we discuss this ridiculous sport. Stay for @CJ_24 saying it's not the same as the 1996 Heisman campaign from Iowa State's Troy Davis to PREHM bringing up brands and Corso's love for PUDDLES. I hope everyone has had a nice summer. We're back, baby.



Notable Matchups:

Navy vs Notre Dame, 11:30 AM PT - NBC (Dublin, Ireland)
Ohio at San Diego State, 4:00 PT - FS1
Hawaii at Vanderbilt, 4:30 PT - SEC NETWORK
San Jose State at USC, 5:00 PT - PAC-12 NETWORK
FIU at Louisiana Tech, 6:00 PT - CBS SPORTS NET

 

[bruin228]

That Barbenheimer Pink Floyd picture is great lmao

 

[CJ_24]

Warrick Dunn was robbed

 

[Ander1345]

Whose fucking dog is that and is he the best boi?

 

[Irishman]

Watch the Irish lose in Dublin.

 

[Ander1345]

Not a bad deal though, getting your weird seasonal loss out of the way early, and in an entirely different country no less!

 

[bruin228]

Whose fucking dog is that and is he the best boi?

SARA

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Warrick Dunn was robbed

Horseshit

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Watch the Irish lose in Dublin.

Never that. @wbl

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Watch the Irish lose in Dublin.

I was thinking about going to this game when I was looking at the ND home games. I figured out it wasn't in South Bend doe.

 

[CJ_24]

Horseshit

No gata

 

[DeadMan]

Not a bad deal though, getting your weird seasonal loss out of the way early, and in an entirely different country no less!

Worked well for Nebraska!

 

[Ander1345]

Worked well for Nebraska!

Well the problem was they didn't stop with Northwestern, they added another weird loss to Georgia Southern.

 

[BasinBictory]

NCAA 2005 can eat a dick!

 

[bruin]

Arizona State is switching …. football stadium names. @digs

 

[bruin228]

Add it to the pile of dogshit developments in this sport over the last decade

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

The second words of the names are synonymous

 

[adchester]

Mountain America lmao. Mountain House sponsorship would've been cooler

 

[bruin228]

The second words of the names are synonymous

Move then, Marxist swine

 

[CJ_24]

Damned to the depths of hell whoever came up with selling stadium naming rights

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Move then, Marxist swine

No I will not move in with you

 

[bruin228]

Isn't that pointing in the direction of your avatar?

 

[kella]

Homo Mountain America

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Isn't that pointing in the direction of your avatar?

Yes

 

[bruin]

Meanwhile, if you're a believer in news breaking when I'm unavailable, I'll be coaching a baseball game tonight.

 

[bruin228]

@Mr. Radpants

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Move the fuck over Tommy Lasorda

 

[Mr. Radpants]

So buckle up.

 

[kella]

can we send him money so he can get a non $3 haircut?

 

[goblue96]

We back.

 

[bruin]

Enough realignment talk bros. We’re 3 weeks away from Gameday.

 

[Ander1345]

No week 0 Illini game this year. Just hoping for some good option football from Navy but I don't think the upset happens. Would be a wild way for the Brian Newberry era to start.

 

[bruin]

 

[Ander1345]

FSU at 8 seems aggressive, but I don't know anything and am big dumb dumb.

 

[bruin228]

BRAND

 

[silverwheels]

OUDNA at 19 is a big LOL

 

[Brick]

FSU at 8 seems aggressive, but I don't know anything and am big dumb dumb.

TAVARIS is pretty good

 

[OU11]

OU gon be unranked shortly

 

[CJ_24]

Do the rankings matter outside of Bama and Georgia?

 

[silverwheels]

OU gon be unranked shortly

Schedule is soft and they'll still lose 4 or 5.

 

[bruin]

The Pac-12 has 5 teams ranked by coaches in the Top 20, and then poof, the league is gone after the year.

 

[Skeeter]

TCU putting in that hard work work.

 

[Ander1345]

PAC-Whatever media has been hitting the emergency copium stash spiked with recency bias.

 

[Brick]

to be fair this actually gonna prolly be the best the pac has been in a very long time tho. bottom 4 may be comically bad but DILLY DILLY and THA BOOMER IN BOULDER will at least be not boring.

 

[CJ_24]

Would be funny if this season Pac 10 USC gets left out of the playoff, then next season B1G USC get into da playoff

 

[bruin228]

It’d be funnier if they never made it

 

[Rutgers Mike]

@bruin great song choice

 

[bruin]

to be fair this actually gonna prolly be the best the pac has been in a very long time tho. bottom 4 may be comically bad but DILLY DILLY and THA BOOMER IN BOULDER will at least be not boring.

srs q.

Best pac of QB’s in the league since 98?

CADE, Akili. BROCK, Jenkins, J Smith, Carson Palmer

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CALEB, NIX, PENNNNIX, Ward, JAYDEN, dante MOORE, Reesing

 

[pavel]

LUCK, obvs.

Locker and Leinart were both pretty legit in college too

 

[Brick]

locker sucked