2023 Season: The Week 0 Thread - Love Will Tear Us Apart

[bruin]

Dennis Dixon needed to just stay healthy and he wins the Heisman, Oregon needed to beat Arizona, UCLA, and OSU to make the natty.

 

[CJ_24]

Lololol. Oregon went 9-4. LSU curb stomped Ohio in the BCS title game. Lawd and Savior Tebow won da Heisman. They really did legalize all drugs in Oregon, DIDN'T THEY

 

[bruin228]

They went 9-4 because their best player who was the front runner for the Heisman tore his ACL lol

 

[pavel]

#1 most heartbreaking CFB loss is unquestionably the Oregon media brigade’s collective loss of their dignity

 

[bruin228]

Also #1 on that list is the greatest loss of all time

 

[BasinBictory]

#1 most heartbreaking CFB loss is unquestionably the Oregon media brigade’s collective loss of their dignity

Can't lose what they never had.

 

[Brick]

prehm brain damaged. he was done after the asu game.

 

[Ander1345]

As cool as upsetting Ohio State in 2007 was, I actually don't care to revisit that year because it just reminds me that we went 5-7 the following season. Ugh.

 

[kella]

I don't think anything can top that Michigan punt fiasco. They'd have been better off just throwing it as far downfield as possible. Even trying to punt it in that situation was painfully stupid.

 

[CJ_24]

They went 9-4 because their best player who was the front runner for the Heisman tore his ACL lol

A reel title contender would, w/o their starting qb, beat 5-7 Arizona and score at least one point against 6-7 UCLA

 

[Brick]

ur an idiot. backup qb brady leaf was hurt and they went with 2 bum frosh qbs. i was at the ucla game and they were running WILDCANT with their 3rd string rb (PWNSHAW @doh) maehl was a frosh and switched from S to WR midseason because their were no bodies at all. team was gutted by injuries. there was no one left on offense.

 

[goblue96]

Maybe UCLA should have crooted better BUM QBs.

 

[bruin]

@Brick that’s when Brick fell in love with the 8 clap.

DUMP DORRELL TEE SHIRTS

 

[Brick]

@Brick that’s when Brick fell in love with the 8 clap.

DUMP DORRELL TEE SHIRTS

best memory of that trip was bricksis friend saying "i really hope we get franchione" @PSUEagle

 

[CJ_24]

ur an idiot. backup qb brady leaf was hurt and they went with 2 bum frosh qbs. i was at the ucla game and they were running WILDCANT with their 3rd string rb (PWNSHAW @doh) maehl was a frosh and switched from S to WR midseason because their were no bodies at all. team was gutted by injuries. there was no one left on offense.

A reel shampship contender could beat those teams with a punter at qb

 

[Brick]

bet

 

[bruin]

I’m getting the sweats thinking about that ‘07 UCLA team. PRESEASON TOP 12. BRUCE DAVIS. JOE COWAN. Then get absolutely curb stomped in SLC on VERSUS.

Team was so up and down. Lose to 0-5 ND. Then beat top 10 Cal with NATE LONGSHORE two weeks later.

DORRELL made me cry SoCo tears

 

[bruin228]

Maybe UCLA should have crooted better BUM QBs.

He’s talking about Oregon lol

 

[kella]

VERSUS used to show those logger games too lol

 

[Brick]

 

[Skeeter]

 

[kella]

clearly the jersey top covering most of the bottom along with this guy not wearing hip/thigh pads making the pants kind of loose

 

[kella]

cfb fans are the dumbest people alive

 

[Ander1345]

I am pretty dumb, but not sure that has anything to do with being a cfb fan.

 

[goblue96]

 

[Ander1345]

To be fair, that was 35 years before child labor laws... which is making a come back by the way!

 

[CJ_24]

May be the greatest picture ever taken

 

[bruin]

 

[silverwheels]

Texas being the Big 12's best hope at #11 is LOL worthy for a few reasons.

 

[Skeeter]

When the B1G absorbs flazzzu and klimpson they will have 7/10

 

[CJ_24]

View attachment 29251

Mah Top 25:

1. Georgia
2. Bama

3-116: doesn't matter
117: Oregon

 

[Ander1345]

Illlinois receiving 3 votes for the AP preseason top 25 is crazy. We're not good.

 

[bruin228]

BOOMER media guys will vote for any HARD NOSE team

 

[Ander1345]

BOOMER media guys will vote for any HARD NOSE team

It's all Jer'zhan Newton and Keith Randolph hype but we lost our entire secondary to the NFL.

Chase Brown was 80% of the offense(more carries in 2022 alone than the rest of the RB's COMBINED CAREERS) and he's gone. Tommy DeVito had leagues more experience than Altmyer and obv Chase Brown to take some of the pressure off.

I imagine the games we do win will be like 21-14 and my defective heart will be on the edge of giving out the whole time.

Can't wait for the 6-3 BARNBURNER AT IOWA.

 

[Lightningwar]

When the B1G absorbs flazzzu and klimpson they will have 7/10

B1G! B1G! B1G!

Story on warchant about FSU and Clemson vs the rest of the ACC in terms of being ranked and carrying the water for the conference.

With this poll FSU has been ranked in the top 10 for 253 weeks since they joined the conference 30 years ago. Take the rest of the conference excluding Clemson combine for 135 weeks in the top 10. Clemson has been ranked in the top 10 for 136 times over the same time period.

Top 5 rankings
FSU - 176 weeks
Rest of ACC minus Clemson - 36 weeks

Top 1 rankings
FSU - 57 weeks
Rest of ACC minus Clemson - 0

 

[bruin228]

Story on warchant

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

It's all Jer'zhan Newton and Keith Randolph hype but we lost our entire secondary to the NFL.

Chase Brown was 80% of the offense(more carries in 2022 alone than the rest of the RB's COMBINED CAREERS) and he's gone. Tommy DeVito had leagues more experience than Altmyer and obv Chase Brown to take some of the pressure off.

I imagine the games we do win will be like 21-14 and my defective heart will be on the edge of giving out the whole time.

Can't wait for the 6-3 BARNBURNER AT IOWA.

I think losing Ryan Waters to Purdue is a bigger loss than Chase Brown

 

[Ander1345]

I'm so conflicted. I really dig the simplicity of the defense he and Bret built, guy didn't even use a call sheet it was so simple.

I want him to have success except when they play us. He's gonna go places with Purdue I think.

 

[Southpaw]

Dennis Dixon needed to just stay healthy and he wins the Heisman, Oregon needed to beat Arizona, UCLA, and OSU to make the natty.

Left off? Sheeeeeiiit

 

[Ander1345]

This was pretty fucking hreatbreaking since we were 3 years into the abysmal Lovie Smith era....

 

[bruin]

Remarkable how average UCLA has been since Hurricane Georges. 20 Wins in a row, 8 in a row over SC, back to back Pac-10 titles.

Scott Covington gets me boiling!!

 

[CJ_24]

 

[pavel]

I made so much money off that UCLA team. I feel like they covered every week.

lol at fucking Syracuse beating Miami by 7 tds. Yikes

 

[Brick]

 

[pavel]

Thirstiest fanbase in CFB, and its not close

 

[CJ_24]

Oregon to the Big Ten is the NCAA's crossing the Rubicon moment. It's been building for decades. But that move is it. The Republic is dead. Those idiots killed it

 

[goblue96]

Oregon to the Big Ten is the NCAA's crossing the Rubicon moment. It's been building for decades. But that move is it. The Republic is dead. Those idiots killed it

You wanted B18. You got B18.

 

[Brick]

Oregon to the Big Ten is the NCAA's crossing the Rubicon moment. It's been building for decades. But that move is it. The Republic is dead. Those idiots killed it

this may be your best posts in years

 

[CJ_24]

That's not a high bar

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Oregon to the Big Ten is the NCAA's crossing the Rubicon moment. It's been building for decades. But that move is it. The Republic is dead. Those idiots killed it

you'll still watch it