2022: The Offseason Thread - The Breakup Song

[jamesnathan]

So fans chanting "Fuck you, Mormons" is fine. But post a joke video that your tradition is dominating the PAC12 and

 

[bruin]

Lincoln Riley or Chip Kelly?

 

[bruin]

So you think that video is more embarrassing than the PAC-12 calling itself the Conference of Champions?

 

[silverwheels]

Lay off my boy Jimmer and laugh at Texas more.

 

[bruin228]

Lincoln Riley or Chip Kelly?

David Shaw or Andy Ludwig is an auto @Brick @Brick @Brick @Brick

 

[Brick]

conference of HARD NOSE BUMS

ludwig and shaw fit into the ferentz school of people getting memory wiped every 5 years when they have a single good offense because they have the perfect mix of personnel and experience to match their shitty systems.

 

[digs]

Feel like there was a lot of Luck involved with Shaw

 

[digs]

Iowa thing or two to Ferentz as well, Hawkeyes were some of the biggest OOC wins I remember ASU getting while I was a student

 

[Brick]

 

[adchester]

Oregon and the Ducks

 

[bruin228]

Oregon an the Ducks

 

[pavel]

Do I want to see the squad? Check yes or no

 

[MtneerManiac]

wat

well they sure as shit aren't champions of life, the most prestigious and elusive of all championships

 

[bruin228]

Jesus

 

[goblue96]

Why u take the tweet down Adam?

 

[bruin]

JED JED JED JED

 

[Skeeter]

Why u take the tweet down Adam?

I'm assuming it was the dbag post he made talking about Haskins NFL struggles while reporting his death. What an asshole

 

[goblue96]

I'm assuming it was the dbag post he made talking about Haskins NFL struggles while reporting his death. What an asshole

He's a hack. One of the few Michigan grads that I won't defend.

 

[bruin228]

Oh, Schefter is from Michigan? It all makes sense now

 

[Brick]

 

[goblue96]

Oh, Schefter is from Michigan? It all makes sense now

Michigan AND Northwestern so he's a massive midwestern douche and

 

[Skeeter]

Car sales bringing the heat.

 

[goblue96]

Car sales bringing the heat.

Even other Michigan writers are bringing heat on ADAM.

 

[bruin]

In less than five months on the job, Dan Lanning and his staff accomplished something the staffs under Mike Bellotti, Chip Kelly, Mark Helfrich, Willie Taggart, and Mario Cristobal were not able to do.

 

[Brick]

 

[OU11]

This is such a strange hill to die on.

"He was thinking like a journalist" lol

 

[Brick]

 

[Bmack]

Apparently this happened like 3 miles from me. Hit by a dump truck whilst trying to cross I-595 upon foot.

A comment on a news station article about this said "Maybe ran out of gas. A common problem when gas is so expensive."

 

[OU11]

was he drunk? how do you get hit trying to cross a highway? why do you try to cross a highway? He doesn't have AAA?

 

[bruin228]

Don’t want to speculate too much, but yeah, he was probably drunk, which would also explain why he didn’t call AAA or something

 

[OU11]

always do your drunk driving on a full tank, everyone knows to limit unnecessary stops when you're breaking the law

 

[kella]

Little Dwaneky Doo Haskins. Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver.

 

[Brick]

moar eugene BBQ

 

[OU11]

family bbq = hotdogs and burgers cooked on the bar b que

 

[goblue96]

TY TY TY TY

 

[bruin228]

He was the first corch fired in the middle of a contract? That’s crazy

 

[bruin]

Cry more you fucking bitch maid

 

[silverwheels]

Clemson's slide back to being...well, Clemson is going to be very enjoyable.

 

[BearDownUofA]

 

[goblue96]

BLEAKSBURGH

 

[MtneerManiac]

Is Dickie V wrong doe? Portal is fucking garbo

 

[Lightningwar]

What a stupid tweet.

It's not about if you can run pRo StYlE it's about if you are HARDNOSED enough to put 7OL and 2TE on the field on your own side of the 50.

 

[Brick]

you need TOUCH YOUR PULSE

 

[digs]

you need TOUCH YOUR PULSE

 

[bruin228]

Not the text you wanna get

 

[bruin]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

 

[bruin]

BEARDED CHIP BEARDED CHIP BEARDED CHIP BEARDED CHIP

 

[kella]

His beard is totally hiding his double chin and turkey neck. Well done CHIP

 

[Brick]

BUM

 

[BearDownUofA]

Is Dickie V wrong doe? Portal is fucking garbo

Regardless of whether he's wrong or right, I discount anything that Dookie V says after he attacked Sean Miller and Arizona (despite the fact that there's still no proof that Miller was involved) yet said JACK FUCKING SHIT about the allegations against Duke and Zion Williamson. I have no fucking time for his homer bullshit that ESPN continues to give a national platform to.

That being said, I really hope he's actually beaten his cancer. That's more important than anything.