2021 HEINEKEN

[kella]

who gives a fuck about local ties for an NFL team lol

 

[Mr. Radpants]

People inside the DMV won’t get it

 

[Brick]

 

[Brick]

3 — Chargers (all Herbert)

 

[bruin228]

 

[adchester]

COMMANDERS

 

[OU11]

I saw a tweet saying they wished they could go back and kick Hitler out of art school for what he did

 

[bruin228]

COMMANDERS

Wow, can't believe my Glenn Beck-poisoned uncle was right. COMMIES love Hitler!

 

[bruin228]

GODGERS

JOEY FRANCHISE

 

[OU11]

 

[Southpaw]

 

[Yankee151]

JA'MARRRRRR

 

[silverwheels]

 

[pavel]

I so want the Bengals to win, but I kinda think Burrow doesn’t finish the game

 

[Skeeter]

I so want the Bengals to win, but I kinda think Burrow doesn’t finish the game

Burreaux getting broken behind the shit line is always a safe bet

 

[bruin]

Game goes OT.

 

[goblue96]

My fearless prediction: Clownzano gets hit by a team bus while walking to the game.

 

[Yankee151]

FRANCHISE

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I don’t get people who like bad weather

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Debate me bad weather elk

 

[adchester]

I don’t get people who like bad weather

I don't get people who think having seasons automatically means bad weather. 100 degree heat and humidity is just as bad of weather as 0 degrees and a negative windchill.

LA weather sucks, Ohio weather sucks, all weather sucks. Colorado has great weather but gets forest fires and shit. Washington has great temps but it rains like 80% of the time.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I get both here and they both suck. But that isn’t California weather.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Woah ghost edit. But I’ll agree that weather sucks.

 

[silverwheels]

BANGLES OL vs Nazis, who wins?

 

[Brick]

 

[Southpaw]

Debate me bad weather elk

I don’t like bad weather but I love a sunny cold crisp day. We have one today. 0 clouds. Bright sun and 42 degrees.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[kella]

Y'all must not know anybody from Cincinnati. Half the city says it like that. There's a not insignificant portion of Cincinnati suburbs where white people have faux southern accents.

 

[bruin]

Y'all must not know anybody from Cincinnati. Half the city says it like that. There's a not insignificant portion of Cincinnati suburbs where white people have faux southern accents.

When I was in Ohio in September I got a Uber to go see Ezzard Charles’ mural and he got lost and dropped me off where the Reds play. Unfortunately they were out of town that weekend. The rest of this story is for another thread sometime..

 

[OU11]

Do yall say Bingles? I feel like it's hard to not say it somewhat like Bangles, I've become self conscious about how I say it but it's closer to Bangles than Bingles

 

[Southpaw]

I say bingles. It’s easier to say bungles though.

 

[Brick]

NICE FIT

im over the edge now. RAMSSZN

 

[Brick]

 

[bruin228]

Better see that JOEY FRANCHISE sunglasses react when he wins this game

Where's my JOEY FRANCHISE react for the BIG GAME

 

[Brick]

 

[Yankee151]

"Jamarr Chase, Wide Receiver University"

JAMARR

 

[bruin228]

I don’t know how the BUNGLES are gonna stop Donald, but

JOEY FRANCHISE JOE BRRR

 

[bruin228]

I thought Billie Joe King was Madeleine Albright lmao

 

[bruin228]

What is this cringe

 

[bruin228]

Is no one watching this?

Well any more utopians down? Do we still have 32 users on this site who play football video games? Or has the too cool for american football crowd dissuaded you? These bourgeoisie hipsters would have you drinking fucking Zimas, listening to NPR with your thrift store flannel buttoned up at the neck, playing FIFA or League or Kerbal fucking space program. Are you no longer red meat eating patriots who live breathe and die for footbaw? This site was conceived in video game football and dedicated to the proposition that football is the finest form of gaming. We have all danced with He Man and Skeletor in the pale moonlight. We have walked with Ice Machine Magoo through the Valley of Death. We have seen acclaimed pylon physics make our cocks harder than a preteen Thai hooker's life. Will you join us in Madden 16 or will you go to Disneyworld in a fucking Mickey Mouse shirt? Would you rather get a masters degree in booking a FedEx shipment?

 

[OU11]

Am I watching G8R?

 

[bruin228]

ZENDAYA

 

[bruin228]

Oscar Isaac must love money

 

[kella]

McVay spiking his hair? Does he know it's not 2004

 

[OU11]

Poor Mayfield

 

[bruin228]

Sam Hartman level atrocious haircut

 

[bruin228]

JOEY FRANCHISE kinda playing SHOOK

 

[Skeeter]

It was fun while it lasted hermanos

 

[bruin228]

Ramsey lol

 

[OU11]

CHASE