The premise of the "why your team sucks" articles has potential. The author, however, in my view, is not talented. He writes crudely and provocatively in an effort to be funny, but it is not. He writes that way to obfuscate the fact that he's neither clever nor witty. Thus, the articles suck.
BAKERRRRRR
How many Sooner trogs buy some of his "collection"
Arthur:
I emigrated from Ukraine to Detroit with my parents in 1991, in order to escape the oppressive, depressing, collapsing empire of the Soviet Union. Then we became Lions fans and felt like we were instantly back in the old country.
Aaron:
This year, as I resume watching the Lions’ perpetual trudge to mediocrity, I cannot even curse Matt Millen along the way. With him being near death I have to consider the fact that Millen is an actual human being with feelings and family who care about him. Also, my fantasy team name has been “Die Matt Millen” for a decade, so I probably have to change that now. Thanks Lions.
BAKERRRRRR
How many Sooner trogs buy some of his "collection"
This isn't even close to the dumbest Oklahoma footbaw player in the NFL thing. That is still (and will probably always be) all you mongs trying to tell everyone "NO IT'S A.D. AS IN ALL DAY, NOT A.P." while his initials are fucking A.P., and it basically sounds the same at any normal speed of talking.
Bryan:
Blake Bortles beat us with 87 yards passing. I waited 18 years for that. What a ride.
<sigh>
A.D. is supposed to be his nickname from like elementary school or something. I forget exactly, because that was ages ago and apparently we get CTE from soccer now, so...
<sigh>
A.D. is supposed to be his nickname from like elementary school or something. I forget exactly, because that was ages ago and apparently we get CTE from soccer now, so...
What was ADP’s handshake like though?
This isn't even close to the dumbest Oklahoma footbaw player in the NFL thing. That is still (and will probably always be) all you mongs trying to tell everyone "NO IT'S A.D. AS IN ALL DAY, NOT A.P." while his initials are fucking A.P., and it basically sounds the same at any normal speed of talking.
RIP Vince Young?He also listed BORTLES as the 50th or something
Simms best accomplishment as a player is almost dying on the field once
Pretty sure Chris Sims contracted CTE
Mahomes about to be top 5 after this year.
BOOK IT.
Except you won’t gamble on it
I want some of that cacaMahomes about to be top 5 after this year.
BOOK IT.
You’re a weird dude, man.