2019 MINSHEW

[Yankee151]

BAKER

 

[kella]

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-los-angeles-rams-1828573405

Every defensive-minded NFL head coach looks like a thumb, and every offensive-minded head coach looks like a mid-level executive at Theranos. “We believe that BLOOD is the truest form of content.” Anyway, McVay presides over the offense and then literally sits on the sidelines and stares at playsheets on every defensive series. Maybe he should stand up pay more attention when, say, the Atlanta Falcons are handing his team its jock.

This coaching staff is like a street festival of nepotism. McVay’s a boy wonder because his granddad was a coach. Aaron Kromer hired his son as a QB coach. Chris Shula is Don Shula’s grandson. The defensive coordinator is Bum Phillips’s son. The special teams coach is Jim Fassel’s son. The running backs coach is Willie Peete’s son and Rodney Peete’s brother. Pick up a stray towel and you’ll find a Trump cousin underneath. This is the most shameless example of cronyism the league has ever seen and yet the NFL is more than willing to pretend such privileges don’t exist, and that Sean McVay is the youngest coach in history because he’s a genius who looks like Tiny Gronk.

@hayvis

Joseph:

I’m willing to bet Santi Cazorla’s Achilles tendon there aren’t enough Rams fans from St. Louis or LA to make a full piece. You’ve actually probably gotten a considerable amount of emails from Arsenal fans, including this one. Fuck Stan Kroenke with his stupid fucking mustache for ruining Arsenal. Andrei Arshavin and Marouane Chamakh have infinitely more hat tricks than Arsenal have titles since he took over.

 

[Soonerfan09]

BAKER

There was a flag on the play, it's preseason, starter just left due to injury. Probably not the worst decision a QB has made.

 

[NML]

Egregious. Hopefully he's suspended for that hit.

Lol wtf man. That ref should be fired immediately.

He got fined 20k for this tackle, btw

 

[Southpaw]

Noodle just noodled the shit out of one.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Noodle just noodled the shit out of one.

Noodled all positive passing records

 

[Brick]

ma'wife talked to noodle yesterday at school.

 

[Wuf]

I had pad thai last night

 

[Irishman]

I wear navy blue pants.

 

[evil1]

Pant cuffs are rolled up.

 

[kella]

I had pad thai last night

Wait this almost sounds like you went to a real restaurant. Power out at Chick fil a?

 

[Wuf]

Walked right into that one

 

[bruin]

Brett Hundley traded to Seattle for a draft pick.

 

[bruin228]

Brett Hundley traded to Seattle for a draft pick.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

no backsies

 

[Reel]

 

[Yankee151]

The latest in BROWNS has Mychal Kendricks charged with Insider Trading, lol

 

[kella]

Those "coded" text messages were incredible. People committing financial felonies who don't know what Signal is, lmao.

People are so fucking stupid.

 

[Southpaw]

Noodle Arm and Noodle Knee joined at last.

 

[kella]

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-new-orleans-saints-1828678549

What a moment. Doesn’t it make you feel GOOD inside? I feel like life is worth living again. That this happened against one of the NFL’s most obnoxious fanbases only makes it sweeter.

 

[Reel]

Pretty good one

Didn't disappoint

 

[Brick]

good. the taysom hill weird optimism here over the past two years is by far the dumbest NASHNUL thing i've seen in a while.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I figured you would like a QB who plays Gunner, considering that's the ceiling for the majority of Oregon players

Speedy Atholete croots click

 

[Wuf]

Really hope BAKER flames out harder than Manziel

 

[BasinBictory]

Noodle Arm and Noodle Knee joined at last.

If only they could be combined into a single player!

Like....Sam Bradford or something.

 

[kella]

This is what constitutes skins enthusiasm

 

[silverwheels]

Pretty crazy.

 

[bruin228]

“Sprint”

Half those guys are jogging

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Skins have All Day? RIP Patriots

 

[NML]

I think his nickname is AP

 

[kella]

Steinberg retweeted which is how I saw it. He's a thinly veiled skins hater, but half the sponge brained skins fans who follow him don't get that he's being sarcastic and the retweet isn't meant as advocacy

 

[adchester]

AP still thinks it’s 2012 and he’s the best RB in the league lol. Mega CTE with that dude

 

[ZackMills]

I think his nickname is AP

Actually, some claim that the nickname, which was coined by his father, is actually "AD" because of Peterson's near endless amount of energy and his ability to run around "all day." [sup]1[/sup]

[sup]1 [/sup]Weird, Reel E (2018 August). 2018 BAKER HoF Thread [Football]. Retrieved August 30, 2018, from https://www.nutopiasports.com/forum...18-baker-hof-thread.1946/page-180#post-686800.

 

[NML]

Thanks

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

AP still thinks it’s 2012 and he’s the best RB in the league lol. Mega CTE with that dude

Of all of the Twin Cities sports run-ins I’ve had nothing compares to the time I saw AP staring blankly at his crashed Bentley at the EuroImport shop in SLP.

 

[Southpaw]

Luke Falk sucks man. He won't even make the roster.

@bruin228

 

[bruin228]

@Brick

 

[Brick]

FALK FALK FALK

 

[goblue96]

Listen man, I’m not gonna concoct a better metaphor for Jacksonville than Duval losers gathering in 90-degree heat to jump into wading pools of mayonnaise for free. No need for me to debase Jacksonville when everyone there is MORE than willing to do it to themselves.

@NML

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-jacksonville-jaguars-1828680948

 

[NML]

Fortunately having Bortles trumps all

 

[bruin228]

If someone said I was going to be executed and what my last meal was, I’m going to have a bologna and cheese sandwich… I always like bologna because bologna, you never have to throw it out. In other words, if it’s in the refrigerator and you get a little film on it, then you just fry it and it tastes just as good.

NASHNUL

 

[bruin]

 

[CJ_24]

Good article:

https://theundefeated.com/features/...e-foxworth-big-questions-after-end-of-career/

 

[Yankee151]

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Lol, what a dummy. Trades the team's best player to DA BEARS, then DA BEARS immediately lock him down through the rest of his career. Good thing I'm a Cards fan now.

 

[kella]

The sheer genius of a team run by this guy

 

[kella]

Also Chicago gave up almost nothing for him. Lmao.

 

[bruin228]

Packers could’ve had him and instead let him go to a division rival where he’ll re-break Rodgers’ collarbone and impale him with it

GJGE

 

[Yankee151]

Their defense is easily Jacksonville tier now, so I wonder if TRUBS will be the next BORTLES and lead them to the playoffs

 

[kella]

If he does that the Lions will give up 2 draft classes to trade for him. 3 if it turns out he's a domestic abuser.

 

[evil1]

I don't know if it was a bad trade by the Raiders. They are already paying Dereck Carr $25 mil a year and have a ton of holes to fill. Two extra first round picks and $23 mil a year in extra cap space may benefit them more than a single superstar player.