2019 MINSHEW

[Smashmouth]

Hey man, welcome. Do you have five minutes a day?

Thanks. And I’m sure I can find 5 minutes somewhere

What’s up

 

[Smashmouth]

Isn't this @Irishman?

It’s the leprechaun isn’t it

But fr idk who that is. I’m legit new

 

[bruin]

But fr idk who that is. I’m legit new

 

[Smashmouth]

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Ask me in a few weeks

 

[DeadMan]

If this is JAR's new account, I will murder @Travis7401 myself.

 

[wolverine318]

Too much capitalization for that.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

If this is JAR's new account, I will murder @Travis7401 myself.

This person seems way too with it to be a JAR circ.

WELCOME CORCH ALLSTAR!!!!

 

[Yankee151]

Smashmouth rolling up like

 

[Smashmouth]

 

[bruin]

@Yankee151 hermano with possibly post of the year, definitely a candidate.

irish fan ?

Oc coug, formerly Mr. Tank now hitting the bottle?

 

[Travis7401]

Mariota had a forgettable passing day yesterday, but he threw another block. This one was legit lol. Ogletree got lit up.

Targeting!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

If this is JAR's new account, I will murder @Travis7401 myself.

SURVEY SAYS

Thanks. And I’m sure I can find 5 minutes somewhere

 

[Travis7401]

First new guy in years just walks into a wall of shtick.

WELCOME

 

[Smashmouth]

Meta af

 

[bruin228]

First new guy in years just walks into a wall of shtick.

WELCOME

Plenty of time for learning in the NOOK

 

[Bmack]

Cam da reel noodle arm.

 

[Wuf]

Booger and Witten are cocksmokers with huge mouths and quite possibly the gayest shit that uttered two sentences. They can suck my balls.

 

[Wuf]

Cam da reel noodle arm.

His shoulder is completely fucked and if they don't bench him for the rest of the season they are seriously looney tunes

Rivera is probably getting shitcanned

 

[bruin]

MVP race

1. Mahomes
2. Rivers
3. Luck/Brees

 

[Smashmouth]

Booger and Witten are cocksmokers with huge mouths and quite possibly the gayest shit that uttered two sentences. They can suck my balls.

Panthers fan?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Booger and Witten are cocksmokers with huge mouths and quite possibly the gayest shit that uttered two sentences. They can suck my balls.

I finally stopped watching MNF altogether because of how terrible those two slapdicks are, especially Witten with his spray on hair. Who in their right mind thought those two could keep an audience tuned in week to week without Witten having a weekly Jimmy The Greek moment or Booger being tortured on the sidelines by al Qaeda? Hopefully next season they rehire Dennis Miller and Tony Kornholler.

 

[Yankee151]

I was topped, not even one page later

@Yankee151 hermano with possibly post of the year, definitely a candidate.

irish fan ?

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SURVEY SAYS

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Thanks. And I’m sure I can find 5 minutes somewhere

What’s up

Come now, I will test you with mirth.

You are invited to become General Manager in a futuristic simulation baseball league. It takes about five minutes a day once you get the hang of it.

 

[Smashmouth]

Come now, I will test you with mirth.

You are invited to become General Manager in a futuristic simulation baseball league. It takes about five minutes a day once you get the hang of it.

 

[hayvis]

Not desperate. They are merely looking for the brightest minds in Baseball, the best of the best, like me who is Ingerlish and never played baseball or it's simulations in his life.

 

[Smashmouth]

Not desperate. They are merely looking for the brightest minds in Baseball, the best of the best, like me who is Ingerlish and never played baseball or it's simulations in his life.

[ ] Has extensive knowledge of baseball

[ ] Even watches baseball

[x] SPORTZ

sounds like I’m the man for the job then

 

[Reel]

[ ] Has extensive knowledge of baseball

[ ] Even watches baseball

[x] SPORTZ

sounds like I’m the man for the job then

just send all your HS draft picks straight to the majors

dont bother sending them through the farm system

its going to stunt their development

 

[Brick]

just send all your HS draft picks straight to the majors

dont bother sending them through the farm system

its going to stunt their development

if only lonzo ball could create an international league to help develop the players

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Just remember if your team sucks you can edit your rosters but if you do make sure to cover your trucks otherwise the rest of us hear about it until the heat death of the universe

 

[Mr. Radpants]

This guy being a Wooly circ just so he could get back into our league and cheat again has crossed my mind.

 

[Bmack]

This guy being a Wooly circ just so he could get back into our league and cheat again has crossed my mind.

Or undercover expose the rampant cheating by many hypocritical owners. It could be John stossel.

 

[bruin]

should be unanimous mvp

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Elbow ketchup? Pretty appetizing, should have called SCDP

 

[Southpaw]

Hunts lol

 

[CJ_24]

Also a 33% chance the ketchup pass is incomplete, and a 2% chance he throws the ketchup to the wrong table.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[pavel]

He ain’t gonna ketchup to Breesus, I can tell you that much

 

[adchester]

Hunts? More like Punts

 

[goblue96]

 

[hayvis]

You can't even see his food for ketchup. Who uses that much ketchup?

 

[Southpaw]

 

[Reel]

He ain’t gonna ketchup to Breesus, I can tell you that much

 

[Southpaw]

To the surprise of pretty much nobody, Josh Gordon is gone again. Have to believe that was the last we ever see of him in football.

 

[Yankee151]

He probably will still get a chance in the Alliance of Xtreme American Handegg Association or whatever those offspin leagues are calling hisself

 

[Bmack]

This could impact some fantasy football shsmpships this week.

 

[Hooblaa]

Pour one out for my boy Josh Gordon, smh

 

[Southpaw]

I love how they act like he has some huge problem and is a terrible person, but really, all the dude ever did was smoke a lot of weed. Heaven forbid. Too bad he didn't beat his girlfriend. He could be starting for the Cowboys.

 

[goblue96]

or the Chiefs or the Ravens!

 

[Reel]

I love how they act like he has some huge problem and is a terrible person, but really, all the dude ever did was smoke a lot of weed. Heaven forbid. Too bad he didn't beat his girlfriend. He could be starting for the Cowboys.

pot use aside, i think he actually has some mental health issues and he uses pot as a coping mechanism.

But at the end of the day, he shouldnt be targeted b/c he likes to smoke pot. They need to help him address his mental issues before they keep punishing him for pot

 

[hayvis]

I always had deep admiration for players that smoke a load of weed, and then play at that level. Why I always admired Ricky Williams.