2017-18 Coaching Hot Seat/Carousel

[Orlando]

Why is this here? Stop.

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah y'all should make a section of the board for OOPT

 

[adchester]

Nutopia: Ridicules NCAA trogs, becomes bigger OOTP trogs

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Someone make it stop.

kill us Pete

 

[Mr. Radpants]

It's here because Wooly is casually posting here like he didn't just get caught cheating in a text-based simulation game and try to screw over his online community peers. Someone called him on it, THANK YOU @dohmot mcheshi.

 

[NML]

 

[Yankee151]

We hold long grudges in the OOTP world. I'm still mad at rad for not knowing what my favorite baseball team was in the year 3301!

 

[NML]

On a related note, my New Years resolution is definitely going to be to quit clicking the SHOW IGNORED CONTENT button

 

[Yankee151]

You're missing out on some great anime waifus then

 

[Orlando]

It's here because Wooly is casually posting here like he didn't just get caught cheating in a text-based simulation game and try to screw over his online community peers. Someone called him on it, THANK YOU @dohmot mcheshi.

 

[goblue96]

1) Construct a getaway sub
2) Cheat at Simulation Baseball
3) ?????
4) Profit

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Alright, last time I defend you for cheatin

 

[nowitsourtime]

Herm Edwards being hired at ASU almost makes me sad that I'm graduating next semester. Now I won't be able to attend the spectacular failure for no cost, which is about the right price to pay for ASU games nowadays. No one here is sold on this hire and they've only irritated the few die hard fans they had to begin with.

Also can confirm Kella's statement about the hot girls being the only good ASU export.

 

[silverwheels]

Man, I was totally thinking about joining OOTP, but this has completely changed my mind.


j/k I really wasn't

 

[Yankee151]

Man, I was totally thinking about joining OOTP, but this has completely changed my mind.


j/k I really wasn't

3 Oklahomans is enough for us thank you

 

[silverwheels]

3 Oklahomans is enough for us thank you

Prolly too many, tbh

 

[Skeeter]

Has Fulmer named hisself coach yet?

 

[Brick]

Kill me, Pete.

 

[silverwheels]

Gotta keep that CROOTIN train rolling, babby.

 

[fried rice]

Man, I was totally thinking about joining OOTP, but this has completely changed my mind.


j/k I really wasn't

It sounds like there may be a spot available...

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Kill me, Pete.

Avenge @Brick , Bob

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Retaliation for the cheating and collusion against my team, including people editing my players and fixing the playoffs. Rather than just quit, I decided to ratchet it up until something came to a head, which it did that last season. Unwittingly though, I gave them an out when I threw the last week of season. I didn't expect that would keep me out of the playoffs, but I was wrong. My end game was 2068. It would have shown their hand if a 130+win team lost in the playoffs to teams that had never won more than 2 games against them all season. I had already announced my leaving, but they kicked me out early rather than deal with that playoff scenario, and I sadly I gave them that out with tanking the last week of 2068. Your welcome @OU11

Didn't all that get covered already?

I keep praying the rosary and begging the Boognish for you to stop stealing oxygen but ur still here. Guess I’ll just have to let my pursuit of the FUCK YOU money stacking bills and live action role playing “Money, Cash, Hoes” replace reading this trash.

@Wooly you dumb fucking fuckhead, can you at least give me a date when you started cheating, so I can attempt to fix the simulation? I can't believe how badly you've fucked the world up with your desire to win a simulation baseball championship. I think I've got it narrowed down to September 2059, but I've tried to fix it so many times without success that I'm losing faith.

 

[Renegade]

Josh Heupel as HC at UCF. I'm going to become a Nebraska fan. FML unless someone can give me a reason otherwise

 

[silverwheels]

Heupel? I don't think he's anywhere near ready to be a head corch, but good luck to him.

 

[Renegade]

Randy Shannon will be DC

 

[Southpaw]

His offense raped all the sec cellar dwellers. He should rip it up in the AAC.

 

[NML]

Josh Heupel as HC at UCF. I'm going to become a Nebraska fan. FML unless someone can give me a reason otherwise

Is he co-coaching with Sumlin?

 

[Renegade]

Is he co-coaching with Sumlin?

Sumlin was the #1 target and they had a deal basically worked out, then Sumlin started slow playing to see what happens with Oregon.

 

[NML]

Did his wife tell you that?

 

[NML]

 

[Renegade]

Ok, I'm going to be cautiously optimistic about Heupel. Shannon and Cory Bell on board should be a boon for recruiting.

 

[adchester]

Ok, I'm going to be cautiously optimistic about Heupel. Shannon and Cory Bell on board should be a boon for recruiting.

CROOTIN SHOES

 

[fried rice]

RECRUITS CLICK

 

[Wooly]

Josh Heupel as HC at UCF. I'm going to become a Nebraska fan. FML unless someone can give me a reason otherwise

Because Nebraska?

Look, I am shocked that Frost actually took the job. I just assumed it wouldn't happen. I am ecstatic Frost did choose Nebraska, but I still don't quite understand why he did. Sure it's his home and alma mater, but it's such a harder job than the other offers he had. Staying in the south ensures the recruiting, coming to Nebraska is a gamble. I do think Nebraska can be above average to good perennially with a good coach and the kind of resources they have, but I don't think it's even possible for them to be elite anymore. That ship sailed when CFB became so competitive. A rural state with no recruiting base, and so far from where most recruits live, is simply too big a challenge now days. Plus the fanbase has so many Trumpkin-esque peoples. Choose to follow Nebraska at your own risk to your mental health.

 

[NML]

I feel like this Taggart hire will be one that in retrospect makes you ask “why the hell did they hire him in the first place?”



WOOF

 

[DanishDonut0]

Not that upset about it but I was hoping it would happen sooner to swoop Frost. No clue who they'll go for now

 

[DeadMan]

Please let it be SHARK FUCKER

 

[Skeeter]

Worse hire Edwards or taggart?

 

[kella]

Will not being promoted somehow slow down the psychotic CROOTIN SHOES enthusiasm?

 

[NML]

Didn’t Cristobal do decent at FIU? I feel like his firing was met with lots of criticism

lol at Tedford and Shark Fucker doe

 

[Renegade]

If Leavitt comes to FSU, it might work out. If not, FSU will be back here in a few years.

 

[DeadMan]

Didn’t Cristobal do decent at FIU? I feel like his firing was met with lots of criticism

His record wasn't great overall, but he got FIU to 2 of 3 the bowls they've been to.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

If Oregon hires Leach, I'll buy a highlighter yellow Ducks jersey @Brick

 

[Lightningwar]

Meh the guy can recruit and that is half the battle. He took over shit shows and turned them around. I think WKU was on a 24 game losing streak when he took over. If he doesnt work out we should have great crootin for the next guy. But I suspect with his offense and the talent he will pull in he will do just fine.

 

[Brick]

His record wasn't great overall, but he got FIU to 2 of 3 the bowls they've been to.

Unless FIU has some other major disadvantage I don't know about, it shouldn't be that hard to be successful at a Florida school, especially in the Sun Belt, over six years. See USF, UCF, FAU. He never did any better than 8-5 overall and was 27-47 overall and 20-26 in league. He finished higher than FOURTH in the Sun Belt once. His last season was 3-9 and 2-6. Fuck the program if they hire him because CROOTS 'N SABAN.

 

[doh]

so what's the reel story @Wooly?

 

[doh]

Didn’t Cristobal do decent at FIU? I feel like his firing was met with lots of criticism

lol at Tedford and Shark Fucker doe

Yes to Cristobal but lol at Tedford?



Tedford just had a better year than Cristobal ever did at FIU in his first year at Fresno where they just had back-to-back horrifically bad teams.

 

[Brick]

Meh the guy can recruit and that is half the battle. He took over shit shows and turned them around. I think WKU was on a 24 game losing streak when he took over. If he doesnt work out we should have great crootin for the next guy. But I suspect with his offense and the talent he will pull in he will do just fine.

Get ready for TeH OvemEnt19 and whatever shitty team theme he comes up with in his first WINNING press conference. Dude sucks.

 

[doh]

Meh the guy can recruit and that is half the battle. He took over shit shows and turned them around. I think WKU was on a 24 game losing streak when he took over. If he doesnt work out we should have great crootin for the next guy. But I suspect with his offense and the talent he will pull in he will do just fine.

Zero wins over ranked teams. Was going to get fired by USF and "turned it around" with an offense predicated around Quinton Flowers doing crazy shit and nothing else in a terrible league.

Taggart is the biggest con artist in CFB I've seen in a while. He's done NOTHING and gets a top 10 job? lulz

 

[bruin228]

Poppy to Oregon to ensure them ovement stays intact