2015-16 Club Soccer (UCL, EL, Libertadores, CCL & Domestic Leagues)

[bruin]

City should forfeit. No chance in advancing with the summer signings they've made.

Ugh.

 

[Yankee151]

Messi's Spanish da bess

 

[Karl Hungus]

Sevilla can absolutely advance from that group, though.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Europa League Draw

Group A: Ajax, Celtic , Fenerbahce, Molde
Group B: Rubin, Liverpool, Bordeaux, Sion
Group C: Dortmund, PAOK, Krasnodar, Qabala
Group D; Napoli, Brugge, Legia, Midtjyllland
Group E: Villarreal, Plzen, Rapid Wien, Dinamo Minsk
Group F: Marseille, Braga, Liberec, Groningen
Group G: Dnipro, Lazio, Saint-Etienne, Rosenborg
Group H: Sporting, Besiktas, Lokomotiv Moscow, Skenderbeu
Group I: Basel, Fiorentina, Lech, Belenenses
Group J: Tottenham, Anderlecht, Monaco, Qarabag
Group K: Schalke, APOEL, Sparta Prague, Asteras
Group L: Athletic, AZ, Augsburg, Partizan

 

[Yankee151]

Europa League seems to always have one or two groups that are absurdly stacked and the rest are full of nobodies

 

[kella]

Schalke/Wolfsburg live in a few minutes on FS1.

The best part of FS1's coverage are these weird promos they do with German players barking Fox Sports propaganda at me in heavily accented English.

 

[Yankee151]

This lineup is so Pep

 

[kella]

No, muller and Lewandowski are actual strikers.

 

[kella]

Alaba at cb tho, lol

 

[Travis7401]

No, muller and Lewandowski are actual strikers.

Well to some extent he must use what he has!

 

[Karl Hungus]

Dat free kick from Pjanic, doe.

 

[Yankee151]

Sevilla vs. Atletico should be pretty good

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Deadline day.

Looks like DeGea to Madrid will finally happen.

Martial from Monaco to Manchester United.

 

[Yankee151]

UK's deadline is tomorrow iirc so might see more stuff from them

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Forgot about the bank holiday.

 

[kella]

Looks like Arsenal aren't going to do shit, naturally

also

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Draxler from Schalke to Wolfsburg
Dante from Bayern to Wolfsburg
Navas from Madrid to Manchester United (part of DeGea deal)

 

[kella]

Wolfsburg is gonna beat that ass in FIFA.

Dost, Bendtner, Dante, and Naldo all on the field simultaneously? lawd

I forgot Gustavo. It's like my mong FUT team of yore.

 

[sois]

ha ha Madrid, they didn't get De Gea

 

[Karl Hungus]

Gladbach are in serious, serious trouble. Bottom of the table and just lost to Hamburg (!) 3-0. Yikes.

 

[Yankee151]

Good showings from Real and Barca today. I guess Keylor is playing with a fire after the de Gea thing, 3 clean sheets to start the year ties a record.

 

[sois]

Good showings from Real and Barca today. I guess Keylor is playing with a fire after the de Gea thing, 3 clean sheets to start the year ties a record.

they played garbage teams, at least Barça played hard games.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

River-Boca on a free YouTube stream right now.

Internazionale beat Milan 1-0 in the other big derby today.

 

[Yankee151]

These things are always worth watching, 80% chance of on field riots

 

[Karl Hungus]

RIP Luke Shaw

 

[Karl Hungus]

Bad start for Manchester. Neither team looked good at all from what I saw.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

More damaging for Manchester City though. Juventus has not started the season well at all. They probably won't finish 1st which has doomed them the past few years.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[goblue96]

Can officials give out red cards for dives yet?

 

[Yankee151]

England pushing for the 3-slot champions league ranking

 

[bruin]

typical City in UCL.

 

[Orlando]

Lol Manchester

 

[Karl Hungus]

Lol Arsenal, lololololol Giroud.

 

[kella]

Ter Stegen, hahahaha.

 

[kella]

Hulk might hit the ball harder than anyone currently playing. Shades of Adriano. Hopefully he doesn't succumb to the drink in the same way.

 

[DeadMan]

Arsenal going to the Europa League...

 

[Karl Hungus]

Hoo boy. Premier League has really showed up this round.

 

[hayvis]

Fucking fuck bollocks.

 

[kella]

Do people actually enjoy watching Barcelona? This is boring as hell. They don't even do tricks. It's just 8 yard passes punctuated by some lame pop up trying to spring a guy in the box.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Fucking fuck bollocks.

Joel Campbell tried really hard to get sent off, too.

 

[sois]

Do people actually enjoy watching Barcelona? This is boring as hell. They don't even do tricks. It's just 8 yard passes punctuated by some lame pop up trying to spring a guy in the box.

I do, I love it, I like slow, methodical death of the opponent.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

I like seeing strikers finish as well. Owen Goal isn't Barcelona's leading scorer.

That said, they are more direct now and don't necessarily play tiki-taka anymore.

 

[goblue96]

For Fluff's Sake, Ajax.

 

[Carolina Blue]

Bayern needs to bust out some Oktoberfest jerseys like 1860. And yes, I realize that would not go over well with 1860 fans, but whatever. Make the top red.

 

[kella]

In purposely not picking a really good team to follow in the Bundesliga, I have inadvertently picked an amazingly mediocre team. Hertha is so pedestrian.

And are they really playing a bunch of league games in the middle of the week, or is this cup?

 

[kella]

Naturally, Ibisevic scores almost as I submit that post.

 

[Karl Hungus]

In purposely not picking a really good team to follow in the Bundesliga, I have inadvertently picked an amazingly mediocre team. Hertha is so pedestrian.

And are they really playing a bunch of league games in the middle of the week, or is this cup?

There are a few weeks with two league matchdays- Englische Woche.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Holy shit Bayern. Two goals in less than a minute.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Three goals in 3 minutes for Lewandowski. LAWD

 

[DanishDonut0]

Holy shit Bayern. Two goals in less than a minute.

Just came in to post that 4-1 now, holy shit. Fuckin Bayern.

Hertha is dope @kella. Love me that Olympiastadion.