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2014 MLB Thread: No Noodles

pavel

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Plotty is going to have so much gravel in his ass.


I think KC gets rolled by Anaheim, but good win for the fans tonight
 

Plotty

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Plotty is going to have so much gravel in his ass.


I think KC gets rolled by Anaheim, but good win for the fans tonight

Holy shit I might crap out a rock tomorrow. Quite possibly the most exciting sporting event I've witnessed either live on TV or real life. This team never wanted to die even down 4.

and after this night, they very well might be swept. But don't count these guys out. At all. If I was the Angels, I'd be saying oh holy fuck, we have to play those guys? Shit....
 

Renegade

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Instant classic. One of the best games I've ever seen. I hate it for the A's, but they put themselves in that spot with the monumental collapse. I really wish the Royals had won the division so the A's could have eliminated the Tigers...or even better, the Mariners had gotten into the playoffs, alas. I really want to see King Felix in a playoff game.

Otherwise, you can tell Yost is from the Bobby Cox School of Postseason Management, bringing in a starting pitcher in relief when he has perfectly good relievers available. See: 1991 World Series, Game 6 and 1992 World Series, Game 6.
 

evil1

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That was a tight game last night. I could feel the game winning run coming as soon as the catcher dropped the pitch out attempt.

Because of the steroid-home run era, I think teams forgot how valuable speed can be.
 

Plotty

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That wat speed do. At least Dayton Moore got that one right.

How the blue fuck I'm going to be functional today is beyond me.

need moar gravel
 

CJ_24

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I think yost was an assistant under bobby cox. I can't believe yost has taken milwaukee and kansas city to the playoffs.
 

Renegade

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I think yost was an assistant under bobby cox. I can't believe yost has taken milwaukee and kansas city to the playoffs.

He was the bullpen coach for a long time then the 3rd base coach a couple of years before the Brewers hired him. I think he's about a league average manager, but he definitely made a Cox move bringing in Ventura.
 

Renegade

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Is he really starting Ventura in Game 2 on 3 day's rest after that relief appearance? Hate to tell him, but this kid ain't Steve Avery circa 1991.
 

kella

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Had dat Steve Avery Topps prospect card as a childrn
 

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The Secret Service must be working the Giants dugout. This old lady was looking for her seat.

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MLB is going to try out some new rules in the Arizona league to try and speed up play.

Batter’s Box Rule: The batter shall keep at least one foot in the batter’s box throughout his at-bat, unless one of a series of established exceptions occurs, in which case the batter may leave the batter’s box but not the dirt area surrounding home plate. (Exceptions include a foul ball or a foul tip; a pitch forcing the batter out of the batter’s box; “time” being requested and granted; a wild pitch or a passed ball; and several others.)
No-Pitch Intentional Walks: In the event a team decides to intentionally walk a batter, no pitches shall be thrown. Instead, the manager shall signal to the home plate umpire with four fingers, and the batter should proceed to first base to become a runner.
2:05 Inning Break Clock: There shall be a maximum 2:05 break between innings. Hitters must enter the batter’s box by the 1:45 mark. When batters violate this rule, the Umpire may call an automatic strike. When batters are set by the appropriate time and pitchers fail to throw a pitch before the conclusion of the 2:05 period, the Umpire shall call a ball.
2:30 Pitching Change Break Clock: There shall be a maximum 2:30 break for pitching changes, including pitching changes that occur during an inning break. The first pitch must be thrown before the conclusion of the 2:30 period or the umpire shall call a ball. The clock shall start when the new pitcher enters the playing field (i.e., crosses the warning track, or foul line).
Three “Time Out” Limit: Each team shall be permitted only three “Time Out” conferences per game (including extra innings). Such conferences shall include player conferences with the pitcher (including the catcher), manager or coach conferences with the pitcher, and coach conferences with a batter. Conferences during pitching changes, and time outs called as a result of an injury or other emergency, shall not be counted towards this limit. A manager, coach or player will not be permitted to call a fourth time out in violation of this Rule. In such cases, the game will continue uninterrupted, and offenders may be subject to discipline.​
This last one is quite a mouthful. You ready?
20-Second Rule [at 17 Salt River Fields home games]: A modified version of Rule 8.04, which discourages unnecessary delays by the pitcher, shall apply. Rule 8.04 requires the pitcher to deliver the ball to the batter within 12 seconds after he receives the ball with the bases unoccupied. The penalty prescribed by Rule 8.04 for a pitcher’s violation of the Rule is that the umpire shall call “Ball.”
In the AFL games at Salt River, a clock will be displayed in both dugouts, behind home plate, and in the outfield. The clock will be operated by an independent operator, who is not a member of the umpire crew. A pitcher shall be allowed 20 seconds to throw each pitch. The batter must be in the box prepared for the pitch during the entire 20-second period. If the batter steps out of the box during the 20-second period, the pitcher may deliver the pitch and the umpire may call a strike, unless the batter was first granted time by the umpire. As described in Rule 6.02(b) Comment, umpires may grant a hitter’s reasonable request for “Time” under appropriate circumstances.
The 20-second clock shall begin when the pitcher is in possession of the ball, regardless of whether the batter is in the box or otherwise alert to the pitcher; provided, however, that (1) with respect to the first pitch to each batter, the clock shall begin when the batter is in the box, alert to the pitcher, (2) with respect to a pitch to a batter following a play in which the pitcher was involved as a fielder (including backing up throws), the clock shall begin when the batter is in the box, alert to the pitcher, and the pitcher has entered the dirt circle to approach the pitcher’s plate to begin pitching to the batter, and (3) after a hitter fouls off a pitch, the clock shall begin when the umpire points to the pitcher and says “Play.” Please note that the Official Baseball Rules governing quick pitches still apply.
The clock will stop only when the pitcher begins his motion to deliver the ball (and not “when the pitcher releases the ball” as prescribed in Rule 8.04). Beginning the motion of coming to the set position shall be sufficient to stop the clock. If the pitcher maintains possession of the ball without beginning his pitching motion for more than 20 seconds, the Umpire shall call “Ball.” The umpire shall give the pitcher a reasonable opportunity to take his proper position on the pitcher’s plate after the umpire has called a ball and before the umpire calls a successive ball pursuant to this Rule.​
 

doh

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Is he really starting Ventura in Game 2 on 3 day's rest after that relief appearance? Hate to tell him, but this kid ain't Steve Avery circa 1991.
Not really a big deal to throw three days after a relief outing.

How about Clint Hurdle? Wasting Cole on Sunday. Going with Volquez over Liriano. Keeping Volquez in wayyyyyy too long (that last walk wasn't close at all/cost them a run). Left RP in too long. Didn't use best RPs in key situation. Awful.
 

kella

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Cruz kills us in the playoffs every time. I hate that guy.
 

kella

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Wtf is happening in this game
 

kella

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Tigers taking a shit in October. This is playoff baseball
 

kella

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I bailed in the 7th. I have a remarkable 6th sense about when the Tigers are going to implode.
 

Plotty

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Royals. Boom. Fuck yeah.

dont like chances tonight doe with Rookie Ace Ventura on the mound. But how the boys are playing.....who knows.
 

Renegade

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Was pulling for the Pirates and Royals, so all in for the Royals now. If the Royals don't win, I'd prefer the Giants so that Tim Hudson gets a ring.
 

kella

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What's worse, the Tigers are actually paying their relievers. It should be the other way around. Rent them uniforms like a delivery man and his Cintas shirts, Joba.
 
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