2023 Season: The Week 0 Thread - Love Will Tear Us Apart

[bruin]

lol at fucking Syracuse beating Miami by 7 tds. Yikes

My old man called me and asked for the score. He was getting blitzed at a bachelor party. I told him. He grunted. McNabb had like 5 td’s at half
Lollol

Knew Miami was gonna come hard and pissed a week later

 

[bruin]

 

[BasinBictory]

Christ, they really are little brother to the whole entire country.

 

[BasinBictory]

Remarkable how average UCLA has been since Hurricane Georges. 20 Wins in a row, 8 in a row over SC, back to back Pac-10 titles.

Scott Covington gets me boiling!!

Blame Terry Donahue.

He made UCLA's whole football identity all about beating USC. When USC was shit throughout most of the 90s, he (and his successors) were content to just shit on average-to-bad SC teams instead of vying for bigger fish.

 

[bruin]

RIP Herman Ho-Ching. Pride of Long Beach Poly is one of the best HS RB’s I’ve ever seen. @BasinBictory

 

[Brick]

damn. ho-ching pwned

 

[Ander1345]

RIP. Alex Collins also passed away.

 

[BasinBictory]

RIP Herman Ho-Ching. Pride of Long Beach Poly is one of the best HS RB’s I’ve ever seen. View attachment 29276@BasinBictory

Damn, that sucks. I actually watched him play in person for the Jackrabbits. He played like a Tasmanian devil.

but I'd say the best HS running back i ever saw was Maurice Jones from De La Salle.

 

[kella]

clackamas river area is a reel BIGFOOTING hotspot

 

[bruin]

DeShaun Foster
Mike McNair up there too

@BasinBictory

 

[BasinBictory]

DeShaun Foster
Mike McNair up there too

@BasinBictory

Never saw DeShaun Foster in person in HS.

Best WR I ever saw in HS in person was Mike Pittman Jr. when he was at Oaks Christian. Dude was a freaking beast who looked like an NFL-er as an 18 year old. Saw him play against Bishop Amat in the playoffs, and although Amat won the game, Pittman had something ridiculous like 18 catches and 250 yards and like 5 TDs.

 

[Brick]

ARM TALENT

i feel bad for slovis. thought he was great as a frosh but think he got the CTE

 

[BasinBictory]

ARM TALENT

i feel bad for slovis. thought he was great as a frosh but think he got the CTE

He was great, until he got crushed and it broke him, physically and mentally. He's also a TWINK.

 

[Ander1345]

Just watched the BTN visit Illinois training camp. Did not know Isaiah Williams had 97% of his total receiving yards come after the catch last year.

BUBBLE SCREEN CHAMP

 

[adchester]

Uhhh

 

[Ander1345]

That's gonna be a no from me dawg

 

[Skeeter]

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Ander1345]

Fwiw, I'm sure most know this but the Doolittle raid was not the dropping of atomic bombs. For me it's just cringey because in retaliation Japan commit incredible atrocities in China. Fuck war.

 

[Skeeter]

Air Force wasn't even a thing in 1942

 

[kella]

barely a thing now

 

[goblue96]

Air Force wasn't even a thing in 1942

Army Air Corps!

 

[bruin]

One week bros

 

[Brick]

LEGGO
Check out this contest on DraftKings https://www.draftkings.com/contest/draftteam/148590977

 

[Brick]

 

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[Brick]

he was prolly walkin through the vegas airport carrying this on and high-fivin oregon chuds. lol

 

[Ander1345]

Mark Helfeich has got to be one of the fastest coaching declines in history not due to some off the field shit. Went from year 2 CFNC loss to being a non-playcalling OC under Matt Nagy to being scapegoated by Nagy despite, yeah, not even calling the plays...

 

[Southpaw]

Lots of these guys just shine under amazing talent accumulated by a previous corch or one really good player. Larry Coker with all that talent, Helfrich had Mariota, Chizik with Newton etc.

You could have had Donald Trump corch Auburn that year and the result would have been the same. Hell they might have had a bigger margin of victory with all his good shit talking he would have done.

 

[Ander1345]

It takes some serious effort to suck if one of your only 2 losses in a year was in the CFB championship and you still can't get CROOTS TO CLICK

 

[Rutgers Mike]

My favorite thing about Week 0 is



HACK!

 

[Ander1345]

UMASS-New Mexico might be the closest game of the day lol

 

[Brick]

RECRUITS CLICK

 

[CJ_24]

Think of all the librul housing Oregon could build with the money they've spent on those useless billboards

 

[Ander1345]

Looks fucking terrible

 

[bruin]

 

[Skeeter]

View attachment 29346

It's cute he thinks that's what it's exposing

 

[Brick]

 

[kella]

Yeah they need to spend millions on a billboard otherwise they'll have no chance at all the CA recruits that can't get into schools with higher academic standards. They will never know about a very successful P5 team like Oregon.

 

[Ander1345]

Why just his arm on the one building? At least put the Bodacious above the arm too?

 

[Skeeter]

Must be that lack of building awareness

 

[Brick]

It's so simple.

 

[Ander1345]

Marketing their program for what? Me sending my kids to colleges in over a decade when Bo is retiring from being a career practice squad member?

 

[Ander1345]

Navy vs Notre Dame, 11:30 AM PT - NBC (Dublin, Ireland)
Ohio at San Diego State, 4:00 PT - FS1
Hawaii at Vanderbilt, 4:30 PT - SEC NETWORK
San Jose State at USC, 5:00 PT - PAC-12 NETWORK
FIU at Louisiana Tech, 6:00 PT - CBS SPORTS NET
UMass at NM State, 7:00 CT - ESPN

Don't let me down Minutemen.... don't you fucking do it.

 

[CJ_24]

Betting on any of those games is compete degenerate behavior and should be highly encouraged

 

[Ander1345]

UMass at +7.5? No way I'm betting on that shit I just like CHAOS

 

[CJ_24]

R u a true Illinoisian if u don't have action on UMass-New Mexico?

 

[bruin228]

THE BO BILLBOARDS

 

[goblue96]

Navy vs Notre Dame, 11:30 AM PT - NBC (Dublin, Ireland)
Ohio at San Diego State, 4:00 PT - FS1
Hawaii at Vanderbilt, 4:30 PT - SEC NETWORK
San Jose State at USC, 5:00 PT - PAC-12 NETWORK
FIU at Louisiana Tech, 6:00 PT - CBS SPORTS NET
UMass at NM State, 7:00 CT - ESPN

Don't let me down Minutemen.... don't you fucking do it.

Oh UMess will let you down.