Week 1 Thread - Presented by The City (MTV 2 Marathon is on)

[Bmack]

i'm wondering when i will be reminded that david sills committed to USC as a 7th grader?

 

[Bmack]

OMG! Moutaineer Touchdown!

 

[bruin228]

Washington looks like garbage

No Pac-12 in the playoff again. Larry Scott da gawd

 

[MtneerManiac]

OMG! Moutaineer Touchdown!

bro where the fuck did this defense come from? our defensive line is straight up bullying them.

poor Tenn QB got deleted that last drive. surprised he got up.

 

[Bmack]

bro where the fuck did this defense come from? our defensive line is straight up bullying them.

poor Tenn QB got deleted that last drive. surprised he got up.

i'M A FIRM BELIEVER THE DEFENSE CAME FROM SHITTY TENNESSEE OFFENSE. WILL BELIEVE THIS UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE!!!!!

 

[Brick]

how do i college footbaw economics

 

[Brick]

i'm wondering when i will be reminded that david sills committed to USC as a 7th grader?

kiffin stayed the night and diddled, no doubt

 

[BasinBictory]

Am watching futbol. In Mission Viejo.

Youth soccer is the bane of my existence.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Penn State looking great sans Barkley

 

[Wuf]

APPALACHIAN IS HOT HOT HOT

 

[bruin228]

God, Brick has me reading CLOWNZANO tweets like a masochist now

 

[Brick]

God, Brick has me reading CLOWNZANO tweets like a masochist now

it is really amazing how bad they are

 

[bruin]

Steve Levy and Brian Griese

 

[bruin]

Browning peaked after his soph year.

 

[Brick]

Browning peaked after his soph year.

to me he is kind of a shitty matt barkley to me

 

[bruin228]

anOSU’s top three RBs have over 300 yards and 4 TDs

 

[bruin228]

Browning peaked after his soph year.

Helps when you have John Ross

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Wannstache says “No Pizza”

 

[kella]

Tennessee's OL just seems weak af. Is their strength coach certified and/or a murderer or vehicular manslaughter guy? They might need an upgrade.

 

[Brick]

btw i guarantee canzano's story tomorrow is gonna be centered around some mundane, meaningless experience or conversation he had during the rain delay that he hamfists into some shitty narrative about how it perfectly encapsulated the events of the game.

 

[Brick]

let's check on lil baker mayfield

 

[silverwheels]

Still can't believe that an actual newspaper pays Clownzano for that garbage. He writes like someone from the launch of Bleacher Report.

 

[Brick]

Tennessee's OL just seems weak af. Is their strength coach certified and/or a murderer or vehicular manslaughter guy? They might need an upgrade.

did you see their kickoff guy? he's smaller than @Irishman

 

[Brick]

he's a Columnist. wins awards too!

 

[bruin228]

Still can't believe that an actual newspaper pays Clownzano for that garbage. He writes like someone from the launch of Bleacher Report.

I couldn’t believe every reply wasn’t telling him to shut the fuck up

I guess why would you follow him if you hate him, but people really read this shit and think he’s making good observations?

 

[MtneerManiac]

ahhh this is the wvu I know

 

[bruin228]

ECU transfer already better than FALK at not sitting in the pocket for four hours @Brick

 

[Brick]

pruitt playing for the punt inside the 40. shocking.

 

[Renegade]

Check out @LHSports34’s Tweet:

Jar gonna be pissed.

 

[Soonerfan09]

BAKER Heisman House commercial rox my sox.

 

[MtneerManiac]

Can Dana please go fuck himself in the ass with a Red Bull. His clock management is SHIT.

 

[bruin228]

Check out @LHSports34’s Tweet:

Jar gonna be pissed.

The only way JAR is in Orlando is if he maxed out half of his eight credit cards

 

[sayo]

Still can't believe that an actual newspaper pays Clownzano for that garbage. He writes like someone from the launch of Bleacher Report.

His radio show is worse! Afaik, he still gets 4 hours midday on ESPN or the CBS equivalent.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Texas doesn’t want to win and neither does Maryland

 

[BasinBictory]

LAWD. USC losing to UNLV?

Surprising.

What's not surprising is Geico saving you 15% on car insurance.

 

[Ander1345]

It's gonna be another long year. *BARF*

 

[Skeeter]

Tejas is baaaaaack!

 

[NML]

At the bar - is it a weather delay for WVU/Vols?

 

[Bmack]

At the bar - is it a weather delay for WVU/Vols?

yes. restart no earlier than 5:45 last I heard.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

At the bar - is it a weather delay for WVU/Vols?

Yes. CBS says til 6pm

 

[Wuf]

It was fun while it lasted

 

[silverwheels]

laughingduck.gif

 

[bruin228]

Maybe this will convince Maryland to fire Durkin since they won without him

Or they’ll just go full retard

 

[bruin228]

 

[GuyIncognito]

Texas losing on opening day just makes me feel fuzzy.

 

[coogrfan]

rice and houston tied. i'm ready for 1000 @coogrfan FIRE MAJOR posts!

Crisis averted...for now.

 

[Bmack]

Yes. CBS says til 6pm

6:16pm now, according to prophecy.

 

[Brick]

browning is lucky that wasn't scooped up for a TD

 

[bruin228]

Browning is worthless

If UDub had a QB worth a shit, they would be winning easily

 

[coogrfan]

It's no Old Oaken Bucket or Keg of Nails or even $5 Dollars of Broken Chair Pieces