Oh my Christ Virginia tech is the most laughable "major" program ever. What a bunch of fuckbois. Almost as embarrassing as Nebraska and almost* every person from that flyover hovel.
I've never understood the level of delusion with VT fans when it comes to how that program is perceived outside of the Mid-Atlantic. Yes, the 1999 season was pretty magical and the Tyrod Taylor seasons were entertaining but this is a program that's never going to win a NC and isn't a powerhouse so just accept those Belk Bowl invites and enjoy the Chick-Fil-A Kick Off games getting your colons destroyed by Klimpson and Alabama. What's going to be great is when ODU starts poaching recruits now that they're in the FBS and VT is having to fight to get scraps left over in Texas and Florida to fill out their roster. The VT faithful can laugh about that all they want but it's going to happen and I'm going to laugh my dick off when it does.
VT threw their star DE off the team for a post game altercation in the locker room apparently
Trevon Hill is a legit talent that could have gotten his named called on the first day of the NFL draft but decided bitching on Twatter and throwing a fit in the locker room was a better use of his time than seething quietly. Bad Cop Fuente had to send a message and Trevon made hisself an easy choice. Now is when I expect Bud "Drunk Driving Every Weekday" Foster to finally have the vehicular DUI that's been overdue for two decades to put the final nail in the CHOKIES "defensive powerhouse" coffin.
My favorite thing about this VT CHOKIES foozbawl season is that they not only lost a shit ton of talent in the draft they've now lost the only three defensive playmakers they had left by the most CHOKIES way possible. Trevon Hill? Throws a Twatter fit and doesn't bother using the Ambient excuse. Adonis Alexander deciding to impersonate Morris Claiborne BEFORE the NFL Combine instead of turning in stick figure drawings for his independent stufy sociology courses and got taken by the LANDOVER FORESKINZ in the supplemental draft instead of on day one or two of the 2019 NFL draft. Mook Reynolds decided to borrow a page from the Sam Hurd playbook and was stunned to get caught by the Bleaksburg Police Department.
The only thing that could make this season a true shit smashing success to me, to me, would be if our now injured QB decided to rob Rick Woodson's Honda using a Nerf gun as an ode to those Tennessee players that tried to rob the Pilot on Cumberland with a pellet gun back in 2009. Fuck this team forever.