Week 1 Thread Presented by Big Baller Brand

[TonyGin&Juice]

Grier has missed three wide open passes deep. Sills and Jennings have had their way vs the CBs

Not that they are bad, but a better QB (which is probably why they are cheating short) and it's 21-3

If they had that millennial donk from last season this game is 28-0. This white wide receiver is pretty damn good. Fuck the needledick CHOKIES fan.

 

[bruin228]

Are we watching the same game? This secondary is just atrocious and looks completely lost and out of their depth. Crawford just ran through these guys like they were cardboard cutouts. SAD!

I'm not watching it, but they've given up 0 points. You could be watching the clownshow that is Mora get exposed once again

 

[bruin228]

Greg Schiano come on down.

 

[Bmack]

OMG mountaineer lead. I wonder how much of this game I miss due to be in an uber to

 

[coogrfan]

Lol "p6".

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I'm not watching it, but they've given up 0 points. You could be watching the clownshow that is Mora get exposed once again

Mora is still employed somewhere other than Denny's in Fresno? Score is now 7-3 but if Grier wasn't a bum it'd be 28-0. Not as bad as the 6-6 Beamer farewell tour seasons but this team shouts 7-5 and the Belk Bowl.

 

[bruin228]

Easily the worst part of this game is KLATT @Rutgers Mike

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Easily the worst part of this game is KLATT @Rutgers Mike

 

[bruin228]

Mora is still employed somewhere other than Denny's in Fresno? Score is now 7-3 but if Grier wasn't a bum it'd be 28-0. Not as bad as the 6-6 Beamer farewell tour seasons but this team shouts 7-5 and the Belk Bowl.

Isn't it a rebuilding year anyway? At least you aren't watching UCLA get bent over again while Mora wastes the most talented QB in the country and the Mora and JEDD apologists come crawling out of the woodwork because Hundley made him look halfway competent

 

[silverwheels]

Am I missing anything good?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

there you go @bruin @bruin228 @MightyBruin I put the game on, and they scored a TD.

 

[bruin228]

there you go @bruin @bruin228 @MightyBruin I put the game on, and they scored a TD.

Turn it off so you don't give the Mora supporters any ammo

 

[Rutgers Mike]

i did, i put Nascar on. But I'll put it back on when you least suspect it.

 

[goblue96]

Double digits for VT by halftime. It's a Labor Day Miracle!

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Isn't it a rebuilding year anyway? At least you aren't watching UCLA get bent over again while Mora wastes the most talented QB in the country and the Mora and JEDD apologists come crawling out of the woodwork because Hundley made him look halfway competent

It should be a rebuild but the delusional CHOKIES faithful seem to think these guys are dark horse candidates for a New Years Eve game. Tyrod Taylor isn't walking through that door with the next "quality control coach" looking for a job so this Action Jackson guy better be more than decent.

 

[bruin228]

i did, i put Nascar on. But I'll put it back on when you least suspect it.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Double digits for VT by halftime. It's a Labor Day Miracle!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Turn it off so you don't give the Mora supporters any ammo

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Is A&M supposed to be good this year?

 

[bruin228]

Rosen quitting the team and trying to get drafted in the 7th round would be better for his health and career than continuing to play for these trogs until he gets decapitated

 

[bruin228]

Is A&M supposed to be good this year?

No, UCLA is just trash

 

[Soonerfan09]

while Mora wastes the most talented QB in the country

Baker Mayfield plays for OU, bruh.

 

[bruin228]

Baker Mayfield plays for OU, bruh.

Kill urself

 

[kella]

Bruin suicide watch?

 

[sayo]

Does Hawaii have a chance next week?

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Baker Mayfield plays for OU, bruh.

My wife, who was in nursing clinicals all of last college foozbawl season and will be again this season so she's out of the loop, asked if Baker Mayfield is the kind of guy that would dunk on a retard and then shout "fuck you tard-o". She also asked if he's trying to look like "Miami" Stevie Van Zandt from the E Street Band. I can definitely see the similarities:

 

[Soonerfan09]

Kill urself

Too busy living the BLESSED LIFE.
/tonygin&juice

 

[NML]

My wife, who was in nursing clinicals all of last college foozbawl season and will be again this season so she's out of the loop, asked if Baker Mayfield is the kind of guy that would dunk on a retard and then shout "fuck you tard-o". She also asked if he's trying to look like "Miami" Stevie Van Zandt from the E Street Band. I can definitely see the similarities:

Dude will always be Silvio Dante

 

[bruin228]

Too busy living the BLESSED LIFE.
/tonygin&juice

No one mentions eating at the 9MM CAFE more than Tony, so joke's on you

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Somewhere in Bleaksburg Frank Beamer just farted and asked "what was that" on the razzle-dazzle trick plays.

 

[Yankee151]

First Bleaksburg of the night! All we need now is a mention of the FORESKINZ stadium.

 

[Wuf]

It's a full scale rape in Pasadena

 

[DeadMan]

JEDD @Brick

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

JOSH ACTION JACKSON 4 HEISMAN!

 

[bruin228]

Kellen MONG the new ANUS Solomon

 

[Soonerfan09]

UCLA the best team in the nation at celebrating when down by 31.

 

[bruin228]

UCLA the best team in the nation at celebrating when down by 31.

But no one's better at celebrating down 37 than CSU

 

[DeadMan]

Glad we got to play Zaire and Beef Franks yesterday instead of Grier. He doesn't look great, but he's better than either of those schlubs.

That was a horrid late hit penalty, though. He hadn't blown his whistle when the hit started to try to tackle him. He can't tell the runner is out of bounds. Terrible call because the ref couldn't get the whistle in his mouth fast enough.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Bruins with another TD. Guess who turned on the game.

 

[bruin228]

Bruins with another TD. Guess who turned on the game.

Stop, stop, he's already dead

 

[Skeeter]

Blonde standing behind holgerson was absolutely gorgeous.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

The only silver lining to the CHOKIES losing in Landover is seeing all of the Northern Virginia Needledicks getting their assholes pounded by Little Danny Snyder when they try to leave the FORESKINZ sin bin.

 

[Skeeter]

Damn the 2 blondes in WV gear in the stands.

 

[Bmack]

Damn the 2 blondes in WV gear in the stands.

Ma'lady is a blonde that went to Wvu.

 

[Bmack]

My main ma'lady that is. My right now ma'lady is gonna be one of these early 20's Cubans.

 

[Soonerfan09]

A&M trying to give this game away.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Bruins coming back Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[mcnoles]

But no one's better at celebrating down 37 than CSU

Can't beat this.

 

[Soonerfan09]

@Rutgers Mike about to will UCLA to victory.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

@bruin228

we got this