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Southpaw

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Fucking Ducks. I hate Corey Perry and Ryan Kesler. Not looking forward to watching those douchebags. Dammit Edmonton.
 

kella

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Has someone thrown it into their own net yet? If not who cares.
 

Karl Hungus

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This is some great writing that happens to be about hockey.


https://nplusonemag.com/online-only...with-their-fists-to-put-a-period-in-a-basket/

I’VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED PITTSBURGHbackup (/former starter and first-overall draft pick) Marc-Andre Fleury a bad-team goalie who’s been trapped on good teams his entire career.

The bad-team goalie is the goalie who can face a lot of rubber—maybe kinda needs to face a lot of rubber, since the action keeps him warm, keeps his head in the game. He can become hot, as they say; can work himself into such a rhythm that he stops almost everything, steals games his bad team has no business winning. He allows the occasional dribbler, but who cares, he’s right back to b-boy’ing in his crease after that. Maybe he’s weaker, mentally, than the good-team goalie who faces fewer shots and, as such, has to be more focused.

There’s something of Sisyphus in Fleury. He makes flailing, cartwheeling, never-say-die saves—and moments later, he’s leaning away from the near post, thinking about nachos or whatever, and a bad-angle shot wriggles through.

Washington’s Braden Holtby, on the other hand, has struck me as the consummate good-team goalie. He is compact, composed, patient—focused. His movements are quick, crisp, and assured; he tends goal like the fast-forwarded game footage of a man who’s already earned the shutout. Holtby is rarely called upon “to come up with the big save,” but all that means is he absolutely, positively has to make all the other saves. I pity Holtby, in a way. His team allows so few goals that he must feel every one personally. There he is, staring ahead, feeding his most recent failure into the high-pressure forge of his loathing, transforming goals-against into rare precious things.
 

kella

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I actually was next to holtby at dinner last night. Crazy how young he is. His gigantic hobo beard belies the fact that he's like 24 or something. He's also not very big at all.
 

Southpaw

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Yeah that's why I really didn't want to see the Ducks. They always plant some big fucker in front of him and he seems to be real susceptible to being screened.

Gotta win both at home.
 

Southpaw

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This series is getting nasty. Knew it would with douches like perry and kesler. It's gonna go 7 too.
 

Southpaw

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I was about to lose my damn mind with those two disallowed goals in like 10 seconds. I don't know enough about the rule to really argue that they were bad calls, but as they were against my team, they sure pissed me off!
 

Southpaw

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Titans O line and Mariota at the game last night lol. Mariota a teetotaler @Brick


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kella

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That freak bounces account the pens have had open for a few years was massively in debt to their benefit. Luck is a 0 sum game sooner or later. Get fucked pens
 
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