NCAA Basketball And Clownzano Twitter Aggregation Thread

[Yankee151]

I have no idea how ESPN works for it, but its probably fine

 

[bruin228]

Probably? Did you learn nothing from SPOKESMAN Tracy Morgan?

 

[bruin228]

This Drake-Wichita State game is really bad so far lol

10-6 midway through the first half on a combined 21% shooting. This is like a game of basketball between Nutopians

 

[goblue96]

Picks are IN

 

[adchester]

10-6 midway through the first half on a combined 21% shooting. This is like a game of basketball between Nutopians

I picked the winner to beat USC....rapidly changing my bracket brb

 

[bruin228]

They put this Drake team in but not Belmont, huh

 

[goblue96]

The MOUNT trying to play HERO BALL on offense at the end of the game. That never ends well.

 

[Hachiko]

ATHOLETES!
STRENGF!
SWAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!1111111

 

[bruin]

If the Bruins lose in a first four game to IZZO after possibly being as high as a 5 seed three weeks ago.

What a dismal last 5 years for UCLA athletics.

 

[bruin228]

The basketball hires have been garbage

 

[goblue96]

USC has to play one of these TRASH teams on Friday?

 

[OU11]

DEXTER DENNIS! Had to make sure I picked USC after watching this

 

[adchester]

This ending has been pretty entertaining tho

 

[OU11]

I enjoyed the color guy trying to come up with a moment saying "they wanted him to be a 3 and D guy but he's a D and 3 guy"

 

[OU11]

That was a good shot at least. Why is MSU/UCLA so late?

 

[adchester]

I enjoyed the color guy trying to come up with a moment saying "they wanted him to be a 3 and D guy but he's a D and 3 guy"

Tried to steal from Clownzano's playbook

 

[OU11]

The real clownzano take was the guy saying the PG should have put his head down and get to the basket while the replay showed he barely got that 3 off as is.

 

[adchester]

I enjoyed the actress in New Girl but holy shit does that Chad show look not funny

 

[adchester]

The real clownzano take was the guy saying the PG should have put his head down and get to the basket while the replay showed he barely got that 3 off as is.

Nah thats just a bad take. A clownzano take is trying to make a clever wordplay or meaningful statement but its actually just really dumb.

 

[OU11]

Is this Avery Johnson calling the App State game?

 

[goblue96]

Is this Avery Johnson calling the App State game?

Yup.

 

[OU11]

I actually like this game, especially how Norfolk State plays. Might end up watching this whole thing

 

[OU11]

Wait what? Why are they even reviewing this?

 

[OU11]

What the fuck is this?

 

[kella]

What the fuck is this?

college basketball

 

[goblue96]

Wat u doing Norfolk State?

 

[adchester]

Michigan State was so booty this year but still up 12 on UCLA. B1G STRONK

 

[adchester]

Jaquez is damn good tho

 

[adchester]

Holy shit that airball from 15 feet lmao

EDIT: 15 feet was generous, it was probably more like 10

 

[kella]

Are they just putting every big ten team in the dance lol

 

[adchester]

Are they just putting every big ten team in the dance lol

No

 

[Bmack]

izzo grabs players shirt. par for course for mich st. people in positions of authority engaging in unwanted touching.

 

[goblue96]

The viewing public doesn't deserve five more minutes of this trash basketball.

 

[Bmack]

That UCLA player was very nonchalant with his fucking dribbling at the end of regulation.

 

[bruin228]

Michigan State’s shooting is...wow

 

[goblue96]

That UCLA player was very nonchalant with his fucking dribbling at the end of regulation.

Third shift rental car company manager potential

 

[Bmack]

Third shift rental car company manager potential

Detailer at best.

 

[goblue96]

UCLA #3 now has shredded wheat for an ankle.

 

[bruin]

Media after the game= talk about a courageous win for the Bruins

or

Izzo putting hands on a player?

“Nowadays, nothing is something.” Well said, Tom.

Bilas talk about Michigan State’s path to the sweet 16 yet?
Can drill oil.

 

[Skeeter]

I'm shocked kronin could even win a play in game. This is as good as it gets for him though

 

[Wolfman21]

 

[Skeeter]

Who's lifting mid tourney?

 

[bruin228]

 

[adchester]

I mean I kinda agree with him on this one lol

 

[Yankee151]

Looks like ARKY is gonna lose, lol. I was too much of a P to lock that in but I at least picked Utah State to advance to the sweet 16. Will probably be Colgate instead.

 

[adchester]

Looks like ARKY is gonna lose, lol. I was too much of a P to lock that in but I at least picked Utah State to advance to the sweet 16. Will probably be Colgate instead.

Well that was an interesting 9 minutes since this was posted

 

[kella]

This Illinois game is putrid

 

[bruin228]

Looks like ARKY is gonna lose, lol. I was too much of a P to lock that in but I at least picked Utah State to advance to the sweet 16. Will probably be Colgate instead.

You fucker, you doomed us

 

[Wolfman21]

17-0 run to close the half

 

[kella]

You fucker, you doomed us

Maybe @silverwheels can reverse it