SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK NBA 23-24: SLENDERMEN ROY BATTLE

[Brick]

RUSS

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Pels gon spit in ur anus

 

[silverwheels]

CHET CHET CHET

rhubarb gonna be even more FUN, prolly good enough for the play-in again

 

[bruin228]

Who’s gonna break CHET in half midseason

 

[goblue96]

RUSS putting his name on a LA-area Hyundai dealership seems on brand.

NBA great Russell Westbrook partners with LAX Automotive Sales

 

[goblue96]

Who’s gonna break CHET in half midseason

Ben Simmons. They will mutually break each other in half during a mid-court collison.

 

[silverwheels]

Like CHET is even going to make it to midseason

 

[goblue96]

Like Simmons is even going to make it to midseason

 

[OU11]

Like CHET is even going to make it to midseason

Chet will be fine. His defense is totally nuts and he can shoot a bit. At worst, he'll be a good defender who can only shoot corner 3's. Of the 'big 3', he's the most bust proof

 

[silverwheels]

IF he can stay healthy, he'll be good, tho

 

[OU11]

IF he can stay healthy, he'll be good, tho

"The NBA stands for No Boys Allowed," Pearl said continuing to talk about Holmgren. "And that body scares me. It just does. He goes knee-to-knee with the wrong guy, and he could get broken in half. Therefore at the very top of the draft, I think I got to go with what I know not what could potentially could maybe someday be." Holmgren is 7 foot and 195 pounds.

 

[Brick]

TWINK

 

[silverwheels]

"The NBA stands for No Boys Allowed," Pearl said continuing to talk about Holmgren. "And that body scares me. It just does. He goes knee-to-knee with the wrong guy, and he could get broken in half. Therefore at the very top of the draft, I think I got to go with what I know not what could potentially could maybe someday be." Holmgren is 7 foot and 195 pounds.

He needs to eat nothing but onion burgers and chicken fried steak while he lives here. If any state can make you gain weight, it's

 

[adchester]

Chet just needs to ask for Zion's diet, adds an easy 100 lbs

 

[OU11]

His bones can't handle that sort of weight. He'd become a puddle

 

[silverwheels]

Also is this word for word and post for post the same as last year or am I just having deja vu

 

[OU11]

Also is this word for word and post for post the same as last year or am I just having deja vu

I was right then and I'm right now

 

[kella]

chet gonna have more injuries than Yao

 

[silverwheels]

I was right then and I'm right now

I'm not saying you're wrong. All I've said is that if he can stay healthy he'll be good. That's a big if, obviously, but he has the skills.

 

[OU11]

I'll believe it when I see it, I don't believe it matters what his skill level is with his body.

 

[silverwheels]

Feels like we're having two different discussions here

 

[OU11]

Probably, I'm saying that whether he is skilled or not doesn't matter because his body won't allow him to be good. I'd be happy to be wrong, just don't think tiny bones work in the NBA especially as a big

 

[silverwheels]

NBA career in danger of slipping away from CHET

 

[OU11]

Could have had JABARI

 

[pavel]

Luckily he pays $5 for a haircut, so his NBA ricjes should last a while

 

[Brick]

it prolly better for him to just get injured all the time. watching him at gonzaga to me seemed like a bust to me. he aint DURANTULA. seems slow af.

 

[silverwheels]

Luckily he pays $5 for a haircut, so his NBA ricjes should last a while

Especially in ! Hell he could prolly buy the franchise hisself in a few years after he retires.

 

[CJ_24]

Chet just needs to ask for Zion's diet, adds an easy 100 lbs

We all know now what consists of Zion's diet. Chet couldn't handle Zion's diet

 

[adchester]

 

[CJ_24]

I'm no labor relations expert, but to me, it seems the players association got fucked seven ways from Sunday in this new CBA, to me

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Brick]

not my MILES

 

[silverwheels]

Finally, players will get penalized for flopping... hopefully

 

[OU11]

 

[silverwheels]

 

[bruin]

Need to get a JAQUEZ JR. Miami jersey @Bmack

Like the Gabe Vincent signing @pavel @BasinBictory

 

[bruin]

He wants out.

 

[adchester]

He wants out.

Bet

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

So long dame thanks for the memories. Go get yourself a ring and come back to retire a blazer

 

[goblue96]

Dame Time for Harden?

 

[silverwheels]

Think DAME TIME wants Miami or San Antonio

 

[OU11]

Please give him to JIMMY

 

[OU11]

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Yeah Jimmy & Dame sounds fun. Blazer’s getting back herro some expiring contracts or something and a 2031 first rounder.

Honestly a Scoot-Simmons/Herro-Sharpe-Grant-Nurkic sounds like a fun tank. There is plenty of upside on the roster

 

[OU11]

Yeah Jimmy & Dame sounds fun. Blazer’s getting back herro some expiring contracts or something and a 2031 first rounder.

Honestly a Scoot-Herro-Sharpe-Grant-Nurkic sounds like a fun tank. There is plenty of upside on the roster

Give them Duncan and let them like it. Dame/Herro/JIMMY/NONAMESTAR/BAM

 

[Bmack]

Give them Duncan and let them like it. Dame/Herro/JIMMY/NONAMESTAR/BAM

Gotta keep Duncan for the two drives to the hoop in late 3rd quarter playoff games. Making those layups is the biggest above expected outcome adrenaline rush I can get these days.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Give them Duncan and let them like it. Dame/Herro/JIMMY/NONAMESTAR/BAM

I would probably have to tell Miami thanks but no thanks at that point. You could sell me on LowDipo if he is willing to train up the young pups

 

[Brick]

lol heat aint doing shit. why not join WARRYERS

 

[OU11]

CHET gained 13 pounds this summer, get ready for DOMINATION

 

[goblue96]

CHET gained 13 pounds this summer, get ready for DOMINATION

So he's about 20% heavier now?