2023 Season: The Week 3 Thread - Help Me Rhonda

[Wolfman21]

If colorado state wins, 20 bucks says they kill the buffalo before leaving the field

 

[Travis7401]

I'm just gonna scream FORT AIR RAID and hope that's still a thing?

 

[Brick]

than you can't be on the field

 

[Brick]

this OL complete garb

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Ander1345]

Fuck with the new schools coming in to the B1G, we really gonna just br perpetual cellar dwellers.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Deion can suck the shit out of my asshole

 

[Travis7401]

I want to cheer CSU on, but I kinda hate that the Nebraskans are riding our coattails.

 

[CJ_24]

And we're tied! It's PRIME time 4 OVERTIME

 

[Travis7401]

Welp, GJGE boys! Hopefully they'll talk less shit because it was close!

 

[Karl Hungus]

WTF why didn't he cut upfield for the first????

 

[Ander1345]

Aight 10 OT's here we goooooo

 

[bruin228]

He’s really not going for 2 here?

 

[bruin228]

 

[Travis7401]

I'm actually a little surprised by this outcome after CU bench failed the GUT CHECK after CSU player BTT PERSONAL FOUL strutted and destroyed their TWINK Heisman candidate! That shit happened right on the CU bench and nobody did anything except for THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK who had to run all the way across the field.

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK went into GOD MODE and won the game but CU isn't a team. Sanders kids just willing them to victory works against BUMS but they need some more fight if they want to beat THE SQUAD

 

[Travis7401]

I'll always hold this moment in ma'head - Telling ma'wife "CSU at 99% Chance to win"


Her yelling WHY DID YOU JINX IT?!?!?

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

I want to cheer CSU on, but I kinda hate that the Nebraskans are riding our coattails.

Fight me

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I'm actually a little surprised by this outcome after CU bench failed the GUT CHECK after CSU player BTT PERSONAL FOUL strutted and destroyed their TWINK Heisman candidate! That shit happened right on the CU bench and nobody did anything except for THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK who had to run all the way across the field.

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK went into GOD MODE and won the game but CU isn't a team. Sanders kids just willing them to victory works against BUMS but they need some more fight if they want to beat THE SQUAD

 

[OU11]

PRIMERADO so one dimensional, gon be crazy when they wipe the floor with Oregon on the road

 

[Brick]

SHEDUER gonna be wheeled off in a cart one of these games at this rate. run game has 183 yards on 92 carries. 129th in rushing. 16 sacks allowed. 129th as well with only old dominion allowing moar. he should be given all the credit it is wild.

 

[Irishman]

Buffs fans rushing the field? Lol

...

 

[Mame YO]

PRIMERADO so one dimensional, gon be crazy when they wipe the floor with Oregon on the road

 

[bruin228]

SHEDUER gonna be wheeled off in a cart one of these games at this rate. run game has 183 yards on 92 carries. 129th in rushing. 16 sacks allowed. 129th as well with only old dominion allowing moar. he should be given all the credit it is wild.

NOT HARD NOSED

 

[bruin228]

Unbeaten WAZZU vs. unbeaten ORZZU next week. Nothing else matters

 

[goblue96]

CALEB gonna throw for 600 yards and 8 TDs on dat CORCH PRIME defense.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Fuck with the new schools coming in to the B1G, we really gonna just br perpetual cellar dwellers.

aND rUTGERS back!

 

[evil1]

Lol at all the people jumping off the Colorado bandwagon at the first sign of trouble

 

[bruin]

Hungover asf and just called out of work and it feels great bros. I’ll be bringing you the week 4 thread later today bros prob gonna yack right now but guess what we rock on in the free world!!!!!

DANTE DANTE DANTE

 

[goblue96]

Hungover asf and just called out of work and it feels great bros. I’ll be bringing you the week 4 thread later today bros prob gonna yack right now but guess what we rock on in the free world!!!!!

DANTE DANTE DANTE

 

[Karl Hungus]

JADEN out 4-6 weeks & may redshirt. Probably saving his eligibility for portal reasons.

 

[Lightningwar]

I'm actually a little surprised by this outcome after CU bench failed the GUT CHECK after CSU player BTT PERSONAL FOUL strutted and destroyed their TWINK Heisman candidate! That shit happened right on the CU bench and nobody did anything except for THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK who had to run all the way across the field.

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK went into GOD MODE and won the game but CU isn't a team. Sanders kids just willing them to victory works against BUMS but they need some more fight if they want to beat THE SQUAD

Are you saying the look at me team culture built by Deion Sanders isn't solid? This has potential to make the Miami swag turnover chain meme looks like childs play if they get rolled by Oregon, USC, UCLA and Utah.

 

[Travis7401]

No, I didn't actually watch the game so I was just re-posting some FIRST DOWN FAN garbage I saw on social media, ran it through ChatGPT and then ran it through the UTOPIA FILTER where I insert some KEY MEMES and put them in ALL CAPS.

 

[Travis7401]

I do admit I love the CU FAILED THE GUT CHECK take! What a way to spin the fact that a CSU player took a cheap shot!

 

[bruin228]

Are you saying the look at me team culture built by Deion Sanders isn't solid? This has potential to make the Miami swag turnover chain meme looks like childs play if they get rolled by Oregon, USC, UCLA and Utah.

Yeah, man, the worst team in P5 last year has won three games already but it's all doomed if they lose to better teams than them

The narrative switching to this shows that CORCH PRIME already won

 

[bruin228]

No, I didn't actually watch the game so I was just re-posting some FIRST DOWN FAN garbage I saw on social media, ran it through ChatGPT and then ran it through the UTOPIA FILTER where I insert some KEY MEMES and put them in ALL CAPS.

You needed ChatGPT to help you put out less than 100 words? CTE kicking in hard, huh?

 

[MtneerManiac]

fuck conference realignment. this game should be played every year!