Noodle has all the records that Brady didn't steal (by drinking a certain thing known by the elite for millenia to be the ELIXIR of eternal youth. The only problem is it has to be harvested from the pituitary glands of murdered children, possibly in a pizza parlors nonexistent basement. In a hilarious twist of fate, the pizza parlors owners tweeted about the existence of said basement multiple times along with many veiled references to pedophilia and sacrifices. But this and everything I ever post has been thoroughly debunked as a FUNNY JOKE even by myself in order to take 9mm out of the cafe.)